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    Posted: 01 November 2013 at 7:24pm
Rules:
Drop 1 bar per post only.
No consecutive drops.
You can use expoos.
Don't spam.
If you catch feelings, take it to fuck y'all.
Each month we vote for our favorite punchline, the winner gets to feel good about themselves.

Can a mod sticky these please.

ROUND 1... FIGHT!
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Titu Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 November 2013 at 7:33pm
This kid thinks what he spits need to be "sticked up",
i am sure this idea sux and all these mods "dont give a fuck"

Lol
It was just a bar...
Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head.

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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Shankley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 November 2013 at 8:11pm
Titu you got schooled by Arthur like he was an Islamic preacher
How to make a "bomber" jacket is that not what they teach ya
The Amount of Fucks given: Zero
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I aint muslim-but Look at this vague motherfucker disgracing islam,
Lack of information and knowledge was drippin out through ya bar,
Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head.

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About to bomb this so listen, I gotta boss grip on writtens
So I murder with a jab then drop the Shank like convicts in prison
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What else you expect?Ill snatch yo breaths and clog your neck with the words you project,
Price of creatung a mess;ill handicap and wreck- then bless yo cords with the "cubes" chanting "fool ima vet.."

Ghetto vet- song by ice cube
Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head.

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rock this premise, shocking entrance, sloppy seconds can't stop this menace
and I fucking win this, hands down, like competing in a game of pocket tennis

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I'll lift you up with ya neck cocked like a suicide victim
Let you gasp breath fast weap to stop like depleted herbicide systems
                     
''STYLEZ''
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Titu Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 November 2013 at 7:58am
Cut yo body with my shoulder blade and sprinkle salt on yo spots,
Deepthroat concrete in ya gut till it ozze out ya chilled blood clots,
Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head.

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Erm, no blood clots 'period'. Yes Man, shits about to get serious,
Collectin bodies and ligaments vigilant, with no experience.
"It's us against the world, you betta pick which fuckin side you on"
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Enter and kill this punch i'll be the Top Pick Its Obvious
Bout to bring an end to Drunk like Alcoholics Anonymous!

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i dont wanna read your foolish scripts again/ill get rid of art like budget cuts in the school curriculum
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Zinaii? This guy's whack, he probably needs some Bars To Borrow
I'm quick to Slice Z in this Thread like the Mask Of Zorro!
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You a bitch it seems, get "whipped then creamed!" Lets air my teams gunplay!
But if duke going "bananas," then my blade'll have you "split", like an icrecream sunday!! 
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I'm wreckless but if you insist I'll wreck less
When did this nutcase came outt his nutshell, For my practice?
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an uppercut'll keepem lames humbled, do you really wanna give your face trouble
bitch you couldn't be klean if you lived inside a fuckin aids bubble
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i carry the heat like lebron or d wade
cross over me an get a red beam an a face filet
I'll explode at the drop of a dime like proximity mines
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levitated n hanged from my bars- now he calls em levi,
smoked n burnt ez head and left em dead like his skulled avi,
Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head.

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nerve of this kid he copied the syn wit his av hop off our dicks
listen to this bitch sorry t u will never b part of syndicate
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^^
How can anyone be a fan of this guys looks
My daughter saw him on cam and said dad I got that picture in my science book
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