Open Mic: All about that toilet paper

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     At first its shock and aw-
Then turns to a fuck'n A and hell naw-
  Ppl on blast ready to brawl-
Straight hoard'n paper-
  Shit disappears, it's a great toilet bowl caper-
But I'll be ok I got a glow in dark light saber-
  And not those glow in the dark dildo dicks-
Maybe I can score some angel soft using jedi mind tricks-
  But by this point they say it's done...fuck'n pricks-
Now you can find shit paper by the shit load-
  Lock and load, now you can shit freely...explode-
As I wipe my ass and flush it down the ka-mode

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Gunzofarsenal Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Groupie Joined: 15 April 2020 Location: Princeton Status: Offline Points: 23	Post Options Post Reply Quote Gunzofarsenal Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Topic: All about that toilet paper Posted: 17 April 2020 at 4:01am
	At first its shock and aw- Then turns to a fuck'n A and hell naw- Ppl on blast ready to brawl- Straight hoard'n paper- Shit disappears, it's a great toilet bowl caper- But I'll be ok I got a glow in dark light saber- And not those glow in the dark dildo dicks- Maybe I can score some angel soft using jedi mind tricks- But by this point they say it's done...fuck'n pricks- Now you can find shit paper by the shit load- Lock and load, now you can shit freely...explode- As I wipe my ass and flush it down the ka-mode