Introductions: Attention NOOBS!!

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    Posted: 07 October 2013 at 5:18am
**PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**

"Are you finding it difficult to find a batte partner?"
"Do you feel like you are being rejected from every thread?"
"Do you find yourself depressed because no one will feed your drop?"
"Do you see yourself turning into a troll because of this?"


Well don't.....there is a better way!

For only 10.99 minutes of your time, you can establish CREDIBILITY TODAY!


"But Brotha Goose, us Noobs don't know how to estsblish CRE-DI-BIL-ITY...

While you sound that out, Im going to provide you with 3....1,2,3...easy steps to help you:

Step1:
Visit the INTRODUCTION THREAD.....We don't know you, we would like to know you,
so please, make this your first stop upon entering LA! Tell us about yourself or tell us
about how bad you're going to "maim" us....hell tell us what you had for dinner....INTRODUCTION!

Step.2      
Read the HOUSE/SITE RULES & The HOW TO GET STARTED sections
conveniently located under the "BATTLES TAB" and the "ABOUT TAB"
at the top of the page.This helps to prevent you(the noob)from making
an ass out of yourself. It also helps to protect you(the noob) from the rest of us(Flow Gods That Feast on Flesh)
from publicly addressing how much of an ass you(the noob) are.(No Guarantee's made)

Step.3.    
Pay a visit to the OPEN MIC section, read through, give feedback on a few
when you're through, maybe even post one of your own. We would all
love to hear what you think, as long as its not written in sum form
of troll dialect.

By following these simple instructions, you show the more established members that you are not
a Glory, Leeching Troll of a Post Whore. This makes us more comfortable, thus
more apt to engage with you and perhaps, yes, even battle!

Well folks I hope this was fun as well as informative!
Until stupidity strikes again....This is Brotha Goose saying,


"Stay Classy LA!"-BG


Edited by Brotha Goose - 07 October 2013 at 6:09am
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Lol. Most informative and "needed" article. Thanks alot for this effort to make LA a better place.
Thanks BG.
Here are my two cents:
Always try to give a detailed feedback while dropping feed and votes( i do not suggest this at this point)
And , go through the tutorials aswell. Most of the nobs, dont know the difference between "generic" and "personals" .
Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head.

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I'm tempted to replace the "How to Get Started" page which this!

Well Done!
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lol thx Scotty....we had a swarm of noobs come in earlier
and just run a muck earlier....thus this was born
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good stuff Bro goose! hopefully the newbies take your advice homie..

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Love this!!!
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This needs to be pinned somewhere. It needs to be read by every noob that comes to the site.
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This should presented upon noobs registering with new accts so they see this the first time they login. Kind of a disclaimer..
                     
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This was cool mah nigga goose
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Originally posted by TURTLE TURTLE wrote:

This should presented upon noobs registering with new accts so they see this the first time they login. Kind of a disclaimer..

agreed
Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head.

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Much needed bump.........MODS, can we pin this??
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I literally laughed my ass off reading that. Sounded JUST like a commercial.

Well done.
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Thanks for the insight on the site homie
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Up this... Fuckin idiots
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Good move.
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round of applause to you my dude

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Since the How To Get Started link is plastered at the top of every single page, in your face and cant be missed, for all Newbies. I will likely be banning the fucking retards flooding the site who cant be arsed to read it.

Banned a fuckwit who posted a callout in the Battlefield. Really I don't have the time to baby sit these fuckwits.
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Haha 4bidden my pal you on yet?
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just reread this, shit is too funny
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