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    Posted: 14 July 2017 at 7:16pm



Dave posted up with his weekly Calendar, keeping track of his next victim
News Articles' read: Another one of Daddy's Princesses Went Missin' 
His Mission created the "chink" in his method from all that Chinese
Now he's into IT, Became Obese, and the only crowns he rock' came from bad hygiene
This 'diamond king' swung for the fences hoping to take that chick home for free
But with the cards he played even 'Don Russ's Statistics' knows he went 0 for 3.
Dollar store shades and acting like he's drunk, having fun with that bartap order
Watching us all 'take the piss' even without him taking a sip of 'all that water'!
But in reality, I can't believe it, plastic crown, blanket cape, cane and all
Chilling outside because this clown never made it to the 'Players Ball'

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Dave posted up with his weekly Calendar, keeping track of his next victim
News Articles' read: Another one of Daddy's Princesses Went Missin'

Good comedy factor. Liked the bar.

His Mission created the "chink" in his method from all that Chinese
Now he's into IT, Became Obese, and the only crowns he rock' came from bad hygiene

Lmfao this is almost as good as Ruts rap royalty bar. Second best bar of the roast so far Imo.


This 'diamond king' swung for the fences hoping to take that chick home for free
But with the cards he played even 'Don Russ's Statistics' knows he went 0 for 3.

I feel like a lot of people won't get this. I used to be a sports memorabilia collector, but to the outside world this seems obscure.

Dollar store shades and acting like he's drunk, having fun with that bartap order
Watching us all 'take the piss' even without him taking a sip of 'all that water'!

Eh, this is alright.

But in reality, I can't believe it, plastic crown, blanket cape, cane and all
Chilling outside because this clown never made it to the 'Players Ball'

Funny, punch wasn't too relevant to the pic tho.

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Originally posted by DjFlame DjFlame wrote:




But in reality, I can't believe it, plastic crown, blanket cape, cane and all
Chilling outside because this clown never made it to the 'Players Ball'

Funny, punch wasn't too relevant to the pic tho.


the Players Ball is a Chicago Pimp convention. If that helps it relate. I appreciate your feedback. And yeah I assumed there will be a number that didn't get the diamond king reference unless they looked it up. Glad you knew right away. 
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Oh that makes that bar 20x better, nice subtle personal.
He only here to warn us what the plan is
The hour is upon us, it's bananas
Born alone, die alone, no matter who your man is
Hope he live long enough to tell it to his grandkids
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So fucking rude man. How dare yo think im a pimp.
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