Open Mic: Chinese Whispers...

I'll start a story, see if you can carry it on. We'll see where it ends up, like Chinese Whispers...


A bank clerk goes beserk in the place that he works
Cos it hurt to see the trades of the customer jerks,
that was one for the money, always sticky as honey
and Two for the show, so it's time for him to blow
he gets out his gat faster than Elvis got fat
Grabs a fistful of dollars while his comrades stepped back
Walked out on the street, the whole world at his feet,
justice must be served, styled on Bruce Lee,
Pulls out his list, number one was Chris
made a billion from Tobacco cos he targeted kids
Got em hooked early, but his tricks were dirty
Gave em out free at the school gates 3:30
Number two was Kirk, who around hospitals lurked
Asked patients "wanna sue for that fall at work?"
And number three was me, a small time emcee
made millions from peddling small girls' virginities
Sick fucks are in luck if they want their dicks sucked
They ask me for my fee and then hand over the bucks
But as they get it on with my li'l sis Tigger,
She sucks til they come, looks up and with a snigger
Puts a gun to their head and with her finger pulls the trigger
While I add the cash to my stash, watchin our pile get bigger....

 




 




 


Edited by nexus

yo man, aint no wot wack a day rule b be sayin, i thought ya spit
woz all gd man, ya got a kinda dmx style goin on man! live-o!

><PorteX><

tru say

i liked how u kept tha same style n flow dogg

peace kaygee

yo cheers. who addin next?

But check this, on the way he stops off at McD's for a bite to eat,
And almost chokes on a french frie when he tries to speak,
That distracts him so he doesn't remember which guy to seek,
He's still tired from the bank job so he feels kinda weak,
Now he's wandering around the streets and almost forgets about Chris,
Not to mention the innocent victim in all of this,
The guy he shot may not live to see the next day,
So if they catch him they'll convict him and throw the key away,
He's fucked anyway so goes out with guns blazing,
Chris ducks with kids hooked cos they think smoking's amazing,
But that needs rephrasing, actually tobacco's a joke,
That's why you always read signs that say: Do Not Smoke!

Adios...