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Blood Eclipse
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Posted: 06 September 2019 at 11:50am |
Eyo.... Girls!!! The tool I work with? Very long, curved n swell. Plus my chopstick is harder than the back of a turtle shell. Girl, I don't care the depth of yer cockpit, that deep hole can't conquer me. Cuz my chopstick's so long, I'll hit bottom before the tip can enter properly. I'll drill you like m boring for oil. N when I bust? My noodles will pour in your loins. Come to yer home mineva, interrupt yer lone siesta. Hit, till you scream so louuud, neighbours will start callin you home theather. Be it outside or in yo basement, It don't matter, we can try any location. They call my chopstick 'yeast' cuz it always quick to rise to the occasion. Strikin w/ precision while yer crying n then twitchin. Rhyme is the technician who has the tool you need, so write him a petition. M the best you'd find, hit it so hard, she'd wreak her spine. When it comes to size? After the big blue whale, m next in line. Girl, it's best you believe the gossip. If you think life is hard, what will you think when you feel my chopstick? Eclipse is too nasty, I'll do the cooch badly, have you runnin straight to papi. M nicknamed 'natural disasters' cuz when I nut?? It cums like a tsunami. If we do it? Girl, I'll leave yer cervix in pain n my sperm in yer brain. Chopstick so great, it'll make Mia Khalifa feel like a virgin again!!! |
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Crimson Juice
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lol...as corny as this verse is i must type i got a kick out of it, it made
me smirk and cringe at the same time, i've not come across a piece that's involved two emotions/reactions at the same time, so that's a plus, also you showed if crude, a good deal of creativity here with the comparison side of things, (using other words or objects to describe your dick and getting it wet) *i shudder for being vulgar there* and it all ticked along nicely, i found it an enjoyable read..nice drop...peace. |
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iLL ScriptureZ
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100% out on this entire verse.
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