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    Posted: 27 July 2015 at 4:18pm
This was a sick Idea... I jok, just kiddin ya,
Threads more of a ghost town than sousse,Tunisia
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Actually this is a great idea, and I will be murdering this thread with multiple verses over the coming weeks.

But I can keep them short to punchlines if that's the preferred?...
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Lol. Thx. Although
My first post here was pretty cocky.. Don't wanna bite off more than I can chew lol.. Will just stick to bars rather than verses prolly.. gotta absorb some current events and get thru an overtime workweek then will put some out..
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You wanna be the best? ... Well don't try//
'Coz the path to glory? That road's "mine"//.

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* Road's mine ~ About the S. Korea issue with N. Korea's mines on a road.
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i Snorted Some Junk.
and then voted for trump.
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Something's wrong the Syrian Situation.
A serious situation- we don't wanna piss off Russia. 'n have a War involving a myriad of nations.
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not All of them,but a Lot Of Cops are out'v control.
drunk on power 'n playing the executioner's role.
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I'm not gay, and two men kissing grosses me out.
But that fucking cunt in Kentucky- and her bible in the public sphere- Throw It The Fuck Out.
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the NFL season is starting very soon, &as a sport, i Know It's The Best Option.
but i will throw the remote- as soon as that first flag is thrown, for Shoulder 2Chest- Contact.
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ever since 2008. a Volatile Economy- is What this nation promised me.
money isn't real. it's like paper&philosophy. world markets intertwined. and credit-is a commodity.
it's only a matter of time, so get ready fer the "walloping"!

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...i've discovered that the Nicest Guys-Are ISIS Fighters!
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Dick Cheney has so much credibility regarding the Middle East
that i decided to sell nuclear secrets to Iran and then punch him in the teeth.
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i donno why Yahoo is my Homepage.
frankly,the journalism there reads like it's Home-made,
by a "troll fag", deciding to garner as many clicks as he can- in'is own way.
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here's an answer to get money out of Politics:
collect it All
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why haven't i moved to Canada?- or a state where marijuana is decriminalized?
it's What my Habit is, and when i'm On it,i get thinner eyes.
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You're dropping this cypher's 'worth' down by spitting these wrong fucks//
You can play the bigger than China guy but just like them you gon'(e) bust//.
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Yall wouldn't betcha ass to an emissions test

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Arsenal on the weekend play Sexy then steady,
Twenty minutes, three goals, game over already,

Scouse give Rodgers the chop, turn their attention to Klopp,
Can he fill the whole in the Kop? Take them back to the top?
I doubt it, I think there's plenty more points to be dropped,
Firmino's a flop and Klopp 's got no Lewandowski up top!

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Originally posted by Mitch.Wagwaan Mitch.Wagwaan wrote:

Arsenal on the weekend play Sexy then steady,
Twenty minutes, three goals, game over already,

Scouse give Rodgers the chop, turn their attention to Klopp,
Can he fill the whole in the Kop? Take them back to the top?
I doubt it, I think there's plenty more points to be dropped,
Firmino's a flop and Klopp 's got no Lewandowski up top!


Yo' what team do u s'pport?
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Making my way in to Number 10, I'm waiting//
Then I hear some noise, and my suspicions make sin//
You'd think he was snorting drugs or something//
But that was the sound of the pig he was fucking!//

Lol XD, Lol XDd
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