Open Mic: Do u really like it (Farmers of the ceremonies)

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    Posted: 09 November 2017 at 4:54pm
I found this in my old bars box (just a box full of scrawled on bits of paper) and thought someone might find it amusing. I was bored & wired so thought I'd attempt a farming parody of Do U really like it? it's a bit forced in places, but I'm not after feedback, just seems a shame to not share it 
original - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpx7IWPda8A

Barn doors, you know the sort,
Prime oak wood and then surfaced with board,
But it's all about the style of hinge,
Cos they get a fuckin lot of use when I'm silaging,
With hooves, that's how I roll, I got loads of foals, 
I got a Melanie n Charlie, I got a Henry n a Carly, I got a Kenneth n a Barbie,

Farmers of the ceremonies, what does it take to feel happy in tweed?
A disturbing lack of sleep, a skill in catching sheep, long nights alone with crops n meat,

If my cattle get ill then you know its gonna get spread round,
can't get them sent to the butchers now,
high piling up the debt,
cuz the rich bloke vet said 'cash or it's dead',

this one's for the hens out there,
farming people from everywhere,
If you like it, let me see ya lambs in the air,
If ya don't, y'all get the hell out a hare,

Chasing chickens, lunch is cooking,
When you hear 'ee bah gum' I'm comin

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Originally posted by Bazooka bastard Bazooka bastard wrote:

thought someone might find it amusing.

Someone did.

I'm glad I checked the link to refresh my memory of the original first though

Originally posted by Bazooka bastard Bazooka bastard wrote:

what does it take to feel happy in tweed?

This made me L and it was indeed OL
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Honestly......
I'm a fellow English person like my brother like the brother Squidworth Squat...
But I can't condone this nonsense, I know the original obviously, It ruins Kisstory for me everyday!
"Throws me of my Kevin Little vibe every time brah!" I know you can feel me on that!!!!Surely?....

Anyway can't cut through the cheese hear main but regardless I wanted you to know I actually love you more then I hate you and I think you have a special talent that could use some guidance

Best advice though, skip the guidance and keep doing you...
@ Original Loons..",I dig it...Stay relevant homie

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