Last Man Standing: Final Battle: Perfecto [vs] King Jehu

20lines min - 50lines max
First to 5 / 3 KO
No Biting
No Recycling
No Dickryde Votes
Crew Votes Allowed
Votes MUST be explained
ALL Dodgy votes WILL get deleted!
No bitching after verses have been droped
keep it in the bitchin thread, or see me!

all verses must be in by: Sunday 16th of June 2004 at 12:00 Midnight (GMT/British)
second spitter has till Monday 17th of June 2004 at 12:00 Midnight (GMT/British)
This only appies to battles where the first spitter posts to near to the end
and not giving his opponent enough time

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I wait with anticipation for the spit from King Jehu,
Will he try to make conversation or will he sing to you?
I've read your battle verses and laughed at every swing you threw,
Your only hope of salvation is if you bring your crew,
My flow's more addictive than opium... hotter than Chicken Vindaloo,
You and girl are Ethiopians sharing a little chicken-wing for two,
Orion's asshole is so wide that I could probably fling you through,
And when he regurgitates some shit again you'll be the King of Spew,
If you attacked with battleships you still couldn't sink canoes,
I've got new tracks everyday... you screw up your interludes,
You're brooding cos my dark verses put you into moods,
But I'm accruing Wins as if it's out of fashion or I'm into feuds,
You made it to the Final but now you'll begin to lose,
And your losing streak will stretch till Christmas and give you Winter blues,
The only way you'd be famous is to lace up Jerry Springer's shoes,
I'll be making headlines while you're presenting the News,
I'm better than Jin...  I'm Lord of the Chinks to you,
I'll call this nigga what I want cos for me nothing's taboo,
You excreted your text so that's why it stinks of pooh,
And every time you wipe your arse it's like the toilet prints your views,
King Jehu's an alcoholic... call him the Prince of Booze,
In the poll you say you're teetotal but I know you've binged a few*,
Plus you've clinched a few Wins possibly with punches pinched from Newbs,
But if you move another inch then I'll be forced to lynch a Coon,
It's a cinch to do... easier than you miming a tune,
The world revolves around me...  I'm the Sun outshining the Moon,
You're butt-ugly like Uri Geller but too puny to bend a spoon,
You're stressed by my text so next you're meant to swoon,
I'm spitting monsoons and it's not even the end of June,
If the Tourney took place sooner then I would have killed you in the womb,
You can try to reply against my rhymes with 50 lines but then you're screwed,
Your lengthy spit will still be shit cos I hit with strength renewed,
No surprise to see you joined a crew with all those men you wooed,
They can ride your dick all they like but in the end you'll lose,
Then you'll be secluded from your crew but don't worry... Orion will send you news,
Unlike lightning... I'll strike you twice in the same spot to extend your bruise,
You depend on crew votes but I'll make amends for anything you do,
You pretend to fend against me then befriend my middle finger too...

*http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2 661&PN=1

Adios...

Senor Perfecto
Koo verse. Better than the majority that I've seen on here but I aint even seen some of ya work but somehow it seems like you didnt put the effort in places where u could have because I seen mad potential in ya verses but some of em just werent complex enough in the rhyme shceme to give me that 'inspiring' type suprised feeling you should get in a tourney battle. Nice shit and I thought the punches were decent in many places even if u did fall off ya flow every once in a while although not much.

Multis- 7
Wordplay- 6.5
Disses- 8
Flow- 8

Overall Score - 29.5/40
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King Jehu
I thought you came off strong with ya flow and didnt fall off much however I still think that you could have done better than presented here in the battle area. Some of ya stuff you talked about ya'self a lil too much but other than that i was feelin the whole verse except for like I said.. the parts where u spoke about yourself rather than your opponent. Wordplay was off to me.. pretty simple.. not very complex but decent enough for the opponent's verse. Alright battle in my eyes however... like I said.. ALOT better than the majority of things I see here.

Multis- 8.5
Wordplay- 7
Disses- 8.5
Flow- 9

Overall Score- 33/40
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Overall I thought both battlers should have come stronger but the battle was decent and enjoyable to read. Nice shit gentlemen and I hope to see more from the both of you in the very near future however my vote goes to....

Vote = King Jehu

Reason: Simply for a more complex and well thought out battle verse or so it seems. Stronger in the needed areas of a battle overall as a whole even though Perfecto did come off with a few original things, Jehu took the advantage as second spitter and simply over ruled his verse with his flow, multis and disses along with a few thrown in things about himself which I think made his verse a lil weaker but still enough.