Open Mic: horribly funny, HORRIBLY stretched plays haha

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    Posted: 20 January 2008 at 8:50pm
don’t even show man, ya know ya beat
call ya rhymes “gambling calendars”, I bet that they’ll show ya week
im a beast, I appear to make fear
seen more weak plays, than the 7 day hospital production of Shakespeare
you a faggot and now a bitch too
look as my plays, “blow in’ the mic twice” like bombs inside tysons tissues
my punches will leave some incisions
see “ill show, im a cut above you faggots”, like homosexual hairdressing competitions
im so crazy, beating yous obsessive
watch as my shots “box your head, off”, like head transplants as presents
if I see ya flow its getting drank
cause “your dead if you run off wood”, like pirate sprinters walking the plank
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Seen cuba tryin' something similar to this...
 
"im so far ahead of you suckers"...
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Honestly, I don't see much difference between these plays and the ones you usually do...

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both amazing?..
 
thanks SS..
 
 
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If im honest I wasn't feelin' this. Cubas was alot funnier...
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Oh.. i know his was better...
 
just showing that i had done something similar a year ago..
 
was going to post the link in that thread, but it had been locked by hangin', thus explaining the uppin' of this thread..
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Lol I hadn't even realized this was old haha
 
I do remember Cuba saying something like "Damn, Woods was onto something here"
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Originally posted by mcwoods mcwoods wrote:

both amazing?..
 
thanks SS..
 
 

I was thinking "forced" but whatever works for you I guess.
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They're not as stretched because the first line in the couplet is very short, which lets you have a longer line without stretching it, but that's if you actually have any flow.


You'll be asking for sympathy, try to exploit crying
Seen more "weakly week" plays in your verse than the Detroit Lions
"Blow in the mic twice?" You're 'sposed to rap on it, weirdo
Horribly stretched pussy's lines seem to me like a smeared flow
There's something nasty in the woods, but it ain't no beast
That's why I box your head off like you're a lego piece
Run off wood? I think I'll just make woods run off
Cause your long lines are like 9 inch dicks, might be impressive, but they just come soft

haha
Insert something rappy here
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Originally posted by Calibra Calibra wrote:

Lol I hadn't even realized this was old haha
 
I do remember Cuba saying something like "Damn, Woods was onto something here"

I was talking about his thread in the tutorials part of the site, but in case I can pull off having omnipotent LA historical knowledge...yes, yes I did know about this Wink
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