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J504
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Gotcha bitches suckin like the bugs in the crevice of your mattresses!
I teach classes to their asses, makin' them give head like porn actressess
I slap hoes fo' sho' all day long
inject HGH into my knuckles to keep my pimp hand strong
My money ain't right? Baby-Powder-blast of smoke KO's that Hoe
Take the bitches face n' have it appraised at an Antique Road Show, bro
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-Que-
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Antique road show ,bro I smash niggas heads like I stepped on a rollo so
I hopped in the volvo rolled to Austin Powers's pad to trade him a pollo fo some mojo woahh! I'm fucked up!! draggin ass trying to reach froto baggins fast suffered burns when my newport went up in flames..Q was too close to a dragons ass!! |
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J504
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Too close to a dragons ass
where's my cloak and dagger at?
This bitch tagged me on Facebook, Imma tagger back
went to Smackdown to jack summa Jack Swagger's swagger back
Welcome to college, this semester you're owned..so
Spill the rest-a-your Paton on Sylvester Stallone
Yo Adrian, why won't these midgets in my head leave me alone?
It's cause Clubber Lang clubbed' in ur brain and FUBAR'd your dome
My evening started off Rocky...
drank some sake, watched hockey and downloaded Bukkake
Now I'm just hyper...
one hell-of-a-typer when I comes to this cypher
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thejourneyman
Standard Member Joined: 13 September 2010 Location: united kingdom Status: Offline Points: 115 |
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one hell-of-a-typer when I comes to this cypher hardest
men cease to regasiter humanity on my radar, moving targets
positivatly the darkest, meanest, badest thing youll ever know
that cosumes oxygen and h2o to make his blood flow
My ryhmes glow golden fuck it this talent im holdin
Is more priceless than the shroud jesus body went cold in
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It not about where you're going its all about the journey man.
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J504
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More priceless than the shroud jesus body went cold in
will be his return and expressions of those who behold him
The Big JC, Heaven Supreme, so you know that he's higher
King of Kings runnin' things, Sucka deitys all call him Sire!
With things lookin' dire, he's the Tower of Power
The Man of the Hour, savin' ya soul from a Lake of Fire
Died for yo sins, shared his father, so ya not orphaned
Took the "L", saved ya a forfeit, nailed in pain raised endorphins
You can look at this one way, maybe it's just Sunday
or smile, clear the runway and wait for that one day
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Kosmosis
Superior Member Joined: 12 April 2010 Status: Offline Points: 3264 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 11-15-1 Form: WWLLNL |
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or smile, clear the runway and wait for that one day
no tears, after how that HE makes satan pay
bow to the master, JESUS CHRIST, the ONLY way
does that make you mad allah? or satan? or gay?
i would love to remain on earth and chat, but cant stay...
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Receiving backhanded compliments from Orion since 11-28-13.
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J504
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I would love to remain on earth and chat, but cant stay...
there's a spaceship behind Halley's Comet to take me away
Judgement Day but without a T-1000
Neutered this vessel to stop it from arousin'
Rollin' like Powell-Peralta with what John Travolta told ya
Applewhite's a soldier, don't let anybody fold ya
Wait! here comes that comet, I got my black Nikes on!
uh-oh... L. Ron, nooo! looks like he was wrong all along.
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Kosmosis
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looks like he was wrong all along:
put down the bong, and break into song, know the words? please come along:
"kosmosis: urinating in the sink,
push your mind to its brink,
smack a bitch, then take a drink,
rope her down, then push in pink,
motor mouth, who's cold as me?
golden clouds, shinobi rosary
i know the sounds decoded notary
flows know andromeda locally
you aint yoking me...are you joking me
take a toke and blow smoke of cocoa leaf?
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J504
Banned Joined: 08 June 2010 Status: Offline Points: 5385 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 25-0-0 Form: WWWWWW |
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Blow smoke of cocoa leaf, Ice T smelled CoCo's queef
J's wordplay stays straight blazed, they hate with disbelief
Woooooooo! Just call me Chuck like I don't give a fuck
Never stuck in rut, now that my life doesn't suck
but I remember the days when life had J fucked in the butt
Back before I spit hard rhymes, I hit hard times
no hands out to put the ball across the yardline
It's hard to be at ease when ya b's on the streets
not shit to eat, no cheese and no shoes on your feets
No Nikes, highly unlikely that I would still run it
They called me Matt Damon, caused I was GoodWill Hunting
That last line could only be felt by those who were poor
and they couldn't buy shit from a regular store
but J's better than ever than he ever was before
Pouring the Red Bull and over Haters I soar
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Kosmosis
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Pouring the Red Bull and over Haters I soar
my spaceships a dodge so what you staring for?
im ready to fuck, my costumes so tight
im ketchup mother fucker, plus i rhyme tight
ernest goes to camp, grover does the dishes
give your mom a big bird, snitches get the ditches
im so gangster, i am so intellectual
i am the nerdiesst white guy with only one testicle
your mom calls me sebastian.
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J504
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your mom calls me sebastian, I laugh just for laughs
I like your raincoat bitch, now die from the crabs
Look deep into my eyes, can you see the despise?
Realize Apollo ain't movin', "if he dies, he dies"
Watch the X-wing rise, can you believe your eyes?
and Luke ain't movin' shit either, and he's had too many tries
Break the glass ceiling, rape the ass of Teela from He-Man
fuck the ass of Bam Margera with the whole body of Wee-Man
Where's P-Man? is he banned?
Flocking your Seagulls to see the way we ran
REBEL DAUGHTER OF BRET HART!
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Kosmosis
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REBEL DAUGHTER OF BRET HART!
seredipitous bean fart
orions just weak art
take a dump at the wal mart
shoplift cookies, and tampons
evict the wookies, starfleet stands strong.
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J504
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Starfleet stands strong, makin' songs with Jean Luc Picard
While Counselor Troy's mindgame ploys keep making my dick get hard
the Space Time continium ripples as I Vulcan nerve pinch her nipples
looks like she's got a 70's bush, but that's just "The Trouble with Tribbles"
Back to that song with Picard, as he sings his part he turns the volume up a smidge
"I'll sing the verse and the chorus, number one, you can have the bridge."
You bald headed wack bastard, what kind of collab are havin?
you keep downsizing my part, don't make me get my phaser and start blastin!
His bald ass just starts laughin' looks to Worf and says "Grab him!"
Now I got him Klingin on me like that nigga thinks we 'rasslin
But I ain't havin it, I reach for the communicator and start grabbing it
"Beam me up, Scotty32" I ain't down with this faggot shit!
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$n00z
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A lotta rappers verses is fulla shit like girls purses
In battles its easy to help em get shown love by nurses
Or even worst, which is giving em headlines at churches
For the all black affair where people cry an whispers curses
Im on my perch, u cant reach me, peep me? Go an purchase
My services can be copped $10 per disc
These men holla they spit
But when its time you'll find that all they really do is, gargle an swallow like chicks
lol Edited by $n00z - 14 October 2010 at 9:03am |
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U already know...
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J504
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Gargle an swallow like chicks, as my hollow points hit
and rip through that bitch who kept talking shit
This is it, Don't get pissed if J ain't likin' your faction
don't try and call me a faggot cause I'm likin' Michael Jackson
Hate cause I'm...
An...
LA Killer
Always a Thriller
Dope Rhyme Dealer
that hits ya with tha realer
Posts that go chiller
I flow with no Filler
Nothin'on me, so Fuck Godzilla
I blow illa an' I
show no vanilla
makin' it rain, so
start forecastin' scrilla
You can get your fix, Pookie, no need to beg
Pass me the mic and I'm snappin' like Sid Vicious' leg
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Sick-Witted
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I'm the dopest guy here,
So don't'cha try queer Or you'll get roasted like the jokester that's known for Nightmares Cause this cobra spits colder than Molson Ice beer And you know it so close it, and hope that I care... |
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Sick-Witted->means
I'm clever an ill & my best is revealed when Da pressure is buildin, so step if ya willin But testin da realest Will only lead u down a lonely street 2 ya death cuz I kill it |
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J504
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Hope that I care, flow dope from my chair
I got a nice Flair like that dude with white hair
Wooooo! motherfucka! Hootie-Hoo and shit
Keystyle Lyrical genius when I'm doin' this
I ain't even proofing this, I'm just usin' uzi clips
Puttin' a foot in yo ass, calling it the shoe that fits
Looking for the bitch with the hugest tits
get her pussy moist thinkin' how this dude can spit
but she betta not or somethin' strange will happen
Start laughin' and catch the bitch nappin' with an Angry Dragon
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tomtom
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My key style?
Freestyle til I'm senile..... mean while.... I've been hurting from the first but i'm not yet dead i was born on the floor of an allotment shed i'm a tipsy gipsy but i'm harmless i want out of the city where the kids are heartless cos some are nitty-gritty wig scarers sons of inner-city pig farmers i want out now to the countryside where bumpkins munch on pumpkin pie and fuck larger we drink brown and mild in yard glasses down with the style of our fathers who are in the pub six nights a week playing cards with thugs for uncut drugs running an open market the dogs are coming i can here them barkin alone in a barn in the rafters - laughin, with a pound of home-grown for sparkin a knife to sharpen and a rifle, idle until i get an eyeful of tony martin
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J504
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I rob Tony Martin, but don't sound the alarm or
try to bring harm when I disarm a farmer
I hate snitches, natural born bitches
I got a Superman Punch for their ass like John Fitch's
Lights out - hit the switches -Bitch wash the dishes
peep the teapot for a genie and you pickin' 3 wishes
First wish, gimme a rich chick with thick hips
big tits and a face that likes ta get hit
2nd wish, gimme a sick bitch with six kids
and slick lips to lick dick and sips WIC milk
3rd wish, and I hate to sound so greedy
but how about an endless supply of loose change to give to the needy?
I sit on my ass at home and play my Saxophone
As I sat alone, I played the saddest song
It's my B-side, pick it up streetwise, seaside
I had a cat name Snowball and she died...she died This one time at Band Camp, I saw this bald Zero guy
Fucking dessert, Smashing Pumpkin Pie
I walked the Naked Mile cause a bitch made it worth my while
Whipped out The Longest Yard and it made her smile
My dad said do something cool to prove ya wild
So I slapped Julia Stiles
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Kosmosis
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so i smacked julia stiles
tracked by light miles
blade like teeth of crocodiles
want the beef, the doctor's files?
count your wiles, vials of styles
piles and piles of towels and owls
how is your cowers and powers ?
now that time travels unravels
grab this bitch by her jowels
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