Open Mic: Fitting Room

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    Posted: 25 September 2012 at 8:26pm
Let me work


Silent ‘cause my smooth ass demeanor speaks the loudest
I’m creeping with a down bitch I recently encountered
Leaning on the counter calmly browsing through this leaflet
She reaches for her Visa, I smile at her like “leave it”
Levi’s store, mi amor aroused me and my penis
Pleased I watched her fix her blouse and then I peeped it
Peeking through her outfit “howdy” said her cleavage
Howling at my manhood, man how can I not freak this?
She was looking at some jeans, patches looked ironed on
Hand stitched seams, soft flannel lining *yawn*
I liked ‘em and she said “if they not in my size, we gone”
Sized her up, eyed her down “now don’t get your shyness on”
Me, I think they’ll fit, now go ahead and try them on
Body looking fitter than them bitches running triathlons
2 minutes later, she came back, bare feet
Denim looking tighter than spandex, it scared me
“You know the floor’s dirty, come and stand on my Timbs”
She grabbed my hand and banged her head on my chin
She laughed it off fast, real uncomfortable like…
Paused and said “I’m usually not that clumsy, alright
She tried to hide her thong, pulling on the waist band
I saw her shapes and, slowly turned into a cave man
Up and down she bounced, T&A so in sync
DNA of a pimp but her movements made me flinch
Here comes the store clerk, looking all miserable
Mad hurt, talmbout we couldn’t share a fitting room
Had to look at ‘im like “u ain’t know what I’m fitna do?”
Ima set fuego to her halo,BangBros can film it too
She winked naughtily and then pushed me away
Closed the curtain…”man, I’m in that pussy today!”
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Was dope chain
Can't speak bad on these skills here

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Preciate it youngn
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Dope title, dope pic, dope story, dope rhyming. This was a sweep right here, bro. I been lookin for one of these from ya. Bang Bros line killed.

Yea, this was fucking ill.
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Wasn't as big a fan of the story but some of the detail early on was very cool and the picture... fuck
. . . Now who said they fuckin' with me?
They just said that FUCKIN' with me
They didn't mean it
Nah . . .
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