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Brotha Goose
Standard Member Joined: 07 July 2013 Location: San Diego, CA Status: Offline Points: 2318 Crew: Kratos Kind Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 10-10-0 Form: LWLWLL |
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Posted: 07 October 2013 at 5:18am |
"Are you finding it difficult to find a batte partner?" "Do you feel like you are being rejected from every thread?" "Do you find yourself depressed because no one will feed your drop?" "Do you see yourself turning into a troll because of this?" Well don't.....there is a better way! For only 10.99 minutes of your time, you can establish CREDIBILITY TODAY! "But Brotha Goose, us Noobs don't know how to estsblish CRE-DI-BIL-ITY... While you sound that out, Im going to provide you with 3....1,2,3...easy steps to help you: Step1: Visit the INTRODUCTION THREAD.....We don't know you, we would like to know you, so please, make this your first stop upon entering LA! Tell us about yourself or tell us about how bad you're going to "maim" us....hell tell us what you had for dinner....INTRODUCTION! Step.2 Read the HOUSE/SITE RULES & The HOW TO GET STARTED sections conveniently located under the "BATTLES TAB" and the "ABOUT TAB" at the top of the page.This helps to prevent you(the noob)from making an ass out of yourself. It also helps to protect you(the noob) from the rest of us(Flow Gods That Feast on Flesh) from publicly addressing how much of an ass you(the noob) are.(No Guarantee's made) Step.3. Pay a visit to the OPEN MIC section, read through, give feedback on a few when you're through, maybe even post one of your own. We would all love to hear what you think, as long as its not written in sum form of troll dialect. By following these simple instructions, you show the more established members that you are not a Glory, Leeching Troll of a Post Whore. This makes us more comfortable, thus more apt to engage with you and perhaps, yes, even battle! Well folks I hope this was fun as well as informative! Until stupidity strikes again....This is Brotha Goose saying, "Stay Classy LA!"-BG Edited by Brotha Goose - 07 October 2013 at 6:09am |
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Titu
Superior Member Joined: 04 July 2013 Location: 🔥 Hell 🔥 Status: Offline Points: 4522 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 47-19-0 Form: WWWWWW |
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Lol. Most informative and "needed" article. Thanks alot for this effort to make LA a better place.
Thanks BG. Here are my two cents: Always try to give a detailed feedback while dropping feed and votes( i do not suggest this at this point) And , go through the tutorials aswell. Most of the nobs, dont know the difference between "generic" and "personals" . |
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Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head.
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Scotty32
Site Owner Speaker of Wisdom & Truth Joined: 18 October 2003 Location: North West, UK Status: Offline Points: 10489 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 3-4-0 Form: WLLWLL |
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I'm tempted to replace the "How to Get Started" page which this!
Well Done! |
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Brotha Goose
Standard Member Joined: 07 July 2013 Location: San Diego, CA Status: Offline Points: 2318 Crew: Kratos Kind Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 10-10-0 Form: LWLWLL |
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lol thx Scotty....we had a swarm of noobs come in earlier
and just run a muck earlier....thus this was born |
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IZIAH
Standard Member Joined: 31 August 2012 Location: alberta, Canada Status: Offline Points: 2041 Audio Rank: Unranked Stats: 2-3-1 Form: WLLWLN |
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good stuff Bro goose! hopefully the newbies take your advice homie.. |
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~Insight The Inspired~
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JBrenn
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Love this!!!
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Arthur
Veteran Joined: 23 August 2013 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 2310 Text Rank: #5 Stats: 36-7-0 Form: WWWWLL |
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This needs to be pinned somewhere. It needs to be read by every noob that comes to the site.
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TURTLE
Standard Member Joined: 10 September 2009 Location: Kansas City Status: Offline Points: 1508 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 12-17-1 Form: WNWWLL |
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This should presented upon noobs registering with new accts so they see this the first time they login. Kind of a disclaimer..
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Vib.Klean
Standard Member Joined: 29 April 2013 Location: NYC Status: Offline Points: 1780 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 35-28-0 Form: LLLLLL |
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This was cool mah nigga goose
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Titu
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agreed
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Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head.
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Brotha Goose
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Much needed bump.........MODS, can we pin this??
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D_Vour_
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I literally laughed my ass off reading that. Sounded JUST like a commercial.
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Idol
Banned Joined: 28 February 2014 Location: World Status: Offline Points: 46 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 0-1-0 Form: L |
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Thanks for the insight on the site homie
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Beans
Superior Member Joined: 12 October 2013 Location: MA Status: Offline Points: 6718 Crew: EMPIRE Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 95-24-5 Form: WWWWWW |
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Up this... Fuckin idiots
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1-2 Season 1 Final Champ
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Trizzy Tre
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Good move.
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Exoduzt
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round of applause to you my dude
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Scotty32
Site Owner Speaker of Wisdom & Truth Joined: 18 October 2003 Location: North West, UK Status: Offline Points: 10489 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 3-4-0 Form: WLLWLL |
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Since the How To Get Started link is plastered at the top of every single page, in your face and cant be missed, for all Newbies. I will likely be banning the fucking retards flooding the site who cant be arsed to read it.
Banned a fuckwit who posted a callout in the Battlefield. Really I don't have the time to baby sit these fuckwits. |
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verbs
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Haha 4bidden my pal you on yet?
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4biddon
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Yeah just got set up now mate
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fuckoff
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just reread this, shit is too funny
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