General Board: Let's Play A Game

Granted. A catastrophic climate event kills 90% of the world's population ending life as we know it. There is no ability to generate electricity and not enough workers to sustain the infrastructure we rely upon to transport it from the point of generation to the point of consumption in any case. Your phones and gadgets become meaningless.

I wish I didn't have such an active imagination.

Granted but there’s a little person that follows you around all day undoing all your productivity so no fruit ever comes from your labor. (I do actually hope you develop better time management, this would suck :p )

I wish I had steady passive income that covered all my bills plus some so I could go to school without working 2 jobs.

Wish granted,now we both can listen in awe..(MFDoom is ripe..real talk).

I wish Trump would keel over and take ill for a few weeks or so..

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Granted!

Though everything you type gets corrupted too.
But, on a plus, a lot of it comes out much better!


I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker (With Flowers in My Hair)

granted but then only 3 people signed up.

Granted, but all there is to feed is shit worse than his drops and you're now the trashiest poet on LA.

I wish I had herpes.

Wish Granted but he has the flow of Barrybondz

I wish i could have passionate foreplay with Jennifer Lopez

Granted, but now he realized how weird all of his wishes actually were... and wishes that you never make a wish on his behalf again.

I wish I had a clone.

Granted, You become a narcoleptic, and you sleep 7 total hours
A day..... but sometimes it's on a treadmill @ the gym ... and other shitty situations.

I wish I had better friends.

Granted, you drop few grand on leg extensions....
but you get an infection and the have to amputate both legs.
Now you can't even be a baller.

I wish I had a girl who looked good in a collar.