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Posted: 30 March 2016 at 12:03am |
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(Saw this on FB)
One person makes a wish. You granted it but corrupt the wish. Example: The Wisher: "I wish I had a car" Evil Genie: "Granted; but it has no engine" Begin! |
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damn you I thought this was gonna be some jigsaw shit.
I Wish I had a clone |
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Granted but it kills you and lives the life you wish you had.
I wish I had super powers. |
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granted but the only power you have is the power to grow your finger nails at 3 times the normal pace
i wish i had a better name on this site |
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My name is so easy to flip that if you do it, no one will find it clever.
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The Rap Daemon
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You wish you had a better name on the site.
You beg and beg, and finally get your wish, but alongside the cute troll avy. I wish my battle record had visible W's.. (Lmao) |
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Granted but it still sucks and the only person that likes it is a biggest troll on the board;)
I wish I made the greatest album of all time. |
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Granted but it only had two followed by 200 L's.
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Neek
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granted..
but the album is nu-country-dubstep. I wish I had a pet zebra |
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granted but it has down syndrome and dies 2 days later
i wish i had a 12 inch cock |
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My name is so easy to flip that if you do it, no one will find it clever.
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Granted but you're impotent and don't have balls.
I wish Bill Gates died and left me his fortune. |
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Rutter knows best
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Granted but it's attached to a man named alonso and we are sowing him to your body.
I wish dogs could talk |
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Rutter knows best
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Granted though fortune is a 15 month old Cambodian child he recently adopted
I wish dogs could fucking talk |
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Granted but the only speak in languages you don't understand.
I wish every tree grew smokable weed. |
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granted but the weed causes AIDS and cancer. I wish i could take a shit in peace
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Granted, but the wholesale mass deforestation that ensues kills the lungs of the planet causing all animal life to perish after 100 fantastic years. Plus there are no munchies! I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat ... and a six four Impala
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Crimson Juice
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Granted...but your country's already had one in Nixon..(Vietnam)
and just like Nixon,he fucks up too.. I wish I could have pink flecks in clouds.. |
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"You need to learn how to make an exit,
before you can dare make an entrance". |
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Manc
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Granted ....... but I didn't know what "pink flecks" were, so for forcing me to go out of my way & Google the definition, I poked your eyes out so now ya won't be able to see em. Shit happens
I wish I had ever lasting wishes |
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Scotty32
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Granted, but you die of an aneurysm 30 seconds later.
I wish LA wasn't a nursery (kindergarten for yanks) for the mentally disabled. |
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Your wish is granted,but the forum now becomes like a scolarship
and sterile,all humor and creativity is now devoid.. I wish ppl wouldn't throw stones at all our glass homes, |
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"You need to learn how to make an exit,
before you can dare make an entrance". |
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Scotty32
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(that's different to LA how?)
Anyway, wish Granted, they stop throwing stones and start throwing sticks of dynamite. I wish people were honest. |
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