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daydizzle89
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Wish Granted, you are now a tree. you are grounded up and now used as toilet paper
I wish i can be a genital wart for a day |
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DrillCraving
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granted but you get popped and die
i wish no one could grant any of my wishes from the moment this reply is posted |
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My name is so easy to flip that if you do it, no one will find it clever.
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Manc
Superior Member Joined: 02 April 2010 Status: Offline Points: 7032 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 82-4-2 Form: WWWWNW |
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WISH DENIED!!! - don't be a kill joy. And for your request, I will grant you the previous wish of being a general wart - only, it's on a dick from a 500lb man who sweats more than Lee Evans on stage
I wish I could run faster than my nose after a Trinidad Scorpion Pepper curry |
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levy420
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Wish granted but your just a big nose with legs an can't work so your homeless
I wish i was the devil |
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Manc
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Wish granted.... but only cuz when I get to Texas next month, we're gonna go get you some horn implants
I wish my tongue was inbetween Rachel Riley's legs - allllllllll the time |
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DrillCraving
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granted but it turns out she has a dick
i wish i could have dreadlocks and not look like a total fucking cunt |
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My name is so easy to flip that if you do it, no one will find it clever.
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Khumani
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Wish granted but.. but you already look like one
I wish I wasn't so good at Judo |
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Crimson Juice
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You ain't no champion,so what does that tell you.
wish is already relevant Wish I could fly.. |
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"You need to learn how to make an exit,
before you can dare make an entrance". |
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Rutter knows best
Senior Moderator Joined: 15 March 2014 Location: Manny hood Status: Offline Points: 4529 Crew: EMPIRE Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 44-12-0 Form: WWWWLW |
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Granted but every girl you watch gets arrested for exposing themselves to a minor until eventually your stuck with gay stuff and adverts.
i wish i had hands for feet
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#bananas
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Crimson Juice
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Wish granted now your the freak on he's s back clapping at
a concert.. Wish I was a time traveller. |
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"You need to learn how to make an exit,
before you can dare make an entrance". |
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DrillCraving
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granted but you travel into the middle of a charge between 2 warring armies in the 16th century britain and get crushed by 300 angry scotsmen as they charge at Edwards army
i wish i was more funny |
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My name is so easy to flip that if you do it, no one will find it clever.
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Rutter knows best
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Granted but you have to live in a caravan with the rest of the traveler community, and your only way of making money will be tarmacking, selling dags and scrap metal
i wish bears could sing like adele
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#bananas
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DrillCraving
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granted but your marks in every other class will go to shit
i wish i had the ability to come up with incredible 47 syllable multis whilst freestyling |
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My name is so easy to flip that if you do it, no one will find it clever.
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Rutter knows best
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Granted, but nobody wants to hear one. You realise you wasted your wish. Sink into a deep depression and take your life
I wish stars had feathers. |
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#bananas
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DrillCraving
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granted but they just burn off straight away
i wish people wanted to hear my incredible 47 syllable multis i come up with whilst freestyling |
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My name is so easy to flip that if you do it, no one will find it clever.
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Scotty32
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Granted. But you get throat cancer and lose your voice. People just can't get into Stephen Hawkings rapping.
I wish Crimson Juice understood the game
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Rutter knows best
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Granted but the aspergers lad he is caring for will keep sneak posting and we'll never feel the benefits
I wish my car ran off my hate for people. |
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#bananas
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DrillCraving
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granted but you suddenly take up a sunny disposition and can never drive again
i wish i could stretch my arms really far so i could beat the shit out of piers morgan without getting up |
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My name is so easy to flip that if you do it, no one will find it clever.
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Khumani
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Wish granted but he saw the shit stain on your mouth and decided to stay away from L. a
I wish 1+1 was 11 |
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Rutter knows best
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Granted but now 1 means 5.5 and the world is a confusing place
I wish fish had fingers, so children wouldn't have to find its all a lie when they get older. |
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#bananas
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