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DrillCraving
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granted but the variety of animal shaped foods such as dinosaur shaped chicken fucks them up anyway
i wish the voices in my head would stop telling me to learn how to do the jitterbug |
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My name is so easy to flip that if you do it, no one will find it clever.
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Cuba
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Granted...but they start telling you instead to use a 10 inch dildo as a pogo stick.
I wish we could strike a better balance between activity in threads like these & providing votes/feedback. |
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Scotty32
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Granted.... There are no posts ever again.
I wish I couldn't see the Empire crew forum...
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Cuba
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Granted...but you have to step down as admin & LA crumbles and dies under the new dubious leadership of Mackie, Big Game, Kosmosis & Xxplosive
I wish I could run a mile in 3 minutes. |
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Crimson Juice
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Granted,but now your childhood dreams of being the Human
torch (fantastic 4) are shattered,so you reverse the wish.. I wish I had X-ray vision.. |
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"You need to learn how to make an exit,
before you can dare make an entrance". |
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Khumani
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Granted but you end up talking gibberish and freaking people out plus have sleepless nights cause you see skeletons everyday
I wish The US president was Osama Binladin |
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DrillCraving
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granted but then everyone realized they have elected an unfindable corpse and the nation goes into a deep depression, eventually crashing and burning into a civil war which results in the death of millions. in the aftermath, people begin to realize this was all your fault, screams of 'kill khumani' rise up as the country wants your head. after searching and searching in a Colonel Gaddafi/Saddam Hussein style venture, they eventually find you hiding in an abandoned nursery. the eventually punish you for your crimes via public execution committed by the people of the nation you destroyed.
i wish people gave a shit enough to read my replies |
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My name is so easy to flip that if you do it, no one will find it clever.
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SELF ACTIVATE
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Granted, but you can only speak Vendergood and no one else on the planet understands what your saying so you become anti-social and a recluse depression sets in and you commit suicide.
I wish that no one else's wish are granted except my own
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Endeavor
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Granted but since your wish cannot be granted, SELF leaves the game.
I wish for a unicorn so I can ride the horizon and be truly gracious!
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#Bananas
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Rutter knows best
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Granted but the horizon is Syria, and the horn is deemed a phallic symbol so there is now s fatwa on your head
I wish they brought the mcrib back permanently. |
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#bananas
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Slip
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granted but its only in canada
i wish for world peace
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Endeavor
Senior Moderator Wiggle wiggle said the bun that jiggle Joined: 03 April 2009 Location: Your kitchen Status: Offline Points: 10000102 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 5-4-0 Form: WWLWLW |
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Granted, as a result the color of the text always matches the color of the background.
I wish I had a bag of Cheetos. |
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#Bananas
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Exoduzt
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granted but they were stale and a transgender prostitute with h.i.v jizzed on them
I wish I could rid this site of biters
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daydizzle89
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Wish granted, while you are ridding the site with biters.... You delete all your work on LA
I wish my shit was deleted every time it offended someone |
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The Rap Daemon
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Wish granted, but then it gets re-posted..
I wish BarryBondz and Chain swapped skill-sets. |
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Faggot
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levy420
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Wish granted but barrybondz still sucks
I wish I was president of mexico an torchered manc as a prisoner of war |
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Storm $hadow
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Wish granted but you were only president for a minute then you got thrown into jail instead..
'I wish i never wish anything' |
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Gambino
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Granted.. But Manc is the president of Isis and suicide bombers are sent to kill you
I wish I was president of Australia |
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The Rap Daemon
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Wish granted, but you get your head sliced by Donald Trump and buried below the wall..
I wish DEJI was a real FIFA Card. |
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Faggot
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Gambino
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Damn...well granted...but you no longer exist
I wish I was able to kill Donald Trump |
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