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The Rap Daemon 
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 Posted: 02 April 2016 at 2:24am |
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Wish granted, but now you don't exist either..
I wish I had something else to do. |
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DrillCraving
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Posted: 02 April 2016 at 3:17am |
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granted but that new thing to do is wanking so many times that you rip your skin on your hand clean off and take a heart attack just before you die from blood loss
i wish Gambinos responses were more creative |
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My name is so easy to flip that if you do it, no one will find it clever.
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levy420
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Posted: 02 April 2016 at 3:39am |
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Wish granted but gambino had a brain aneurism trying to be creative
Wish I had a line of women following me around topless so I could play with there boobies everywhere I go ID be in the library playing the congo |
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The Rap Daemon
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Posted: 02 April 2016 at 5:12am |
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Wish granted, but he still kicks your ass.
I wish for my wish to not be granted (PARADOX!!) . |
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Crimson Juice
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Posted: 02 April 2016 at 10:16am |
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Wish denied,as this genie doesn't like spoilers.
(or hyperthetical paradox) I wish I had time.to get my haircut today instead of being at work for a 14hr shift.. |
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"You need to learn how to make an exit,
before you can dare make an entrance". |
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Posted: 02 April 2016 at 10:27am |
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Wish granted, but you get sacked and don't have the money for future hair cuts...resulting in you resembling a cave man preventing you from ever getting another job again, sending you into a downward spiral.
I wish people had funnier responses in this thread. |
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Endeavor
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Posted: 02 April 2016 at 10:46am |
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Granted but they'd never be able to match your wit.
I wish Kanye'd hurry up and call me for a record deal.
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#Bananas
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The Rap Daemon
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Posted: 02 April 2016 at 10:34pm |
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Granted, but you turn wack..
I wish I knew what happened to The Sudden Death.. WHERE THE FUCK IIS IT!?!? |
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levy420
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Posted: 02 April 2016 at 11:56pm |
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Granted but a eagle flies down an picks the eyeballs out your shit smered grin of of face so u never see it eventually walking off a cliff an impaling you're chest on a large sharp rock
I wish I had a never ending suply of acid |
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Slip
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Posted: 03 April 2016 at 12:02am |
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djflames wish granted but it only happens when your pounding some chick i wish i was an oscar mayer wiener
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DrillCraving
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Posted: 03 April 2016 at 12:05am |
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granted but as it rapidly fills the room, you make a dash for the door but it is blocked by the vast amounts of acid now in the way. you scream for help as terror fills your very soul in the realization you will die. you make a last ditch attempt to climb the every rising stacks but you sink through as the plan backfires. you now begin to drown in the piles of acid. you shed one final tear and draw one final breath before your life ends. you are found 3 weeks later after a man hunt following the filing of a MP report. there was a decent turnout at the funeral though.
i wish i had something better to do on a Saturday night that this *that was meant for the other post before the last one, something was posted as i typed this* |
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My name is so easy to flip that if you do it, no one will find it clever.
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Rutter knows best
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Posted: 03 April 2016 at 12:06am |
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granted but like anal sex its not something designed for everyday use and life begins to fall apart like the metaphorical are hole of this analogy
i wish root beer was a thing here in the u.k
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#bananas
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Rutter knows best
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Posted: 03 April 2016 at 12:07am |
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granted, but involves alot of acid and yu saw how that worked out for levi
i wish rrot beer was a thing here in the u.k
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#bananas
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Slip
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Posted: 03 April 2016 at 12:10am |
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granted but its only in a fountain drink
i wish the alphabet went from Z to A
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Posted: 03 April 2016 at 1:39am |
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Granted, but your dyslexia forces you to never read any of letters of the alphabet correctly anyways.
I wish the world around me wasn't diluted with stupidity.
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levy420
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Posted: 03 April 2016 at 4:12am |
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Granted but everyone has gilbert godfreys voice an it drives you to resault to suicide
I wish biters wouldnt try an make comebacks |
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Gambino
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Posted: 03 April 2016 at 4:42am |
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Granted.but Kansas is the 16th seed anyway
I wish spiderman fought deadpool |
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Don't sleep on a peasant who is soon to be King
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Crimson Juice
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Posted: 04 April 2016 at 9:27am |
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Wish granted,but the battle been put on hold until Peter Parker
has finished school,Deadpool respected that he needs to study,so watch this space.. I wish I could take a fly by around Saturn,and explore it's many moons and ring system.. |
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"You need to learn how to make an exit,
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Scotty32
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Posted: 04 April 2016 at 12:49pm |
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Granted, but you neglected to mention a return trip. After a lap around the planet, your craft runs out of fuel and you begin to drift into space. Then the oxygen runs low and you struggle to breath, out of desperation and stupidity you open the air lock, you are sucked out of the craft and the head explodes like in the movies.
I wish crimson knew how this game worked! |
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Posted: 04 April 2016 at 1:09pm |
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Granted but my ass hurts
I wish I had autism |
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