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Cuba
Senior Moderator Legendary Assassin Joined: 14 June 2004 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 12327 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 47-22-0 Form: WWWWLW |
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Posted: 04 July 2017 at 6:31pm |
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Once a month one of the senior mod team will give an update on the happenings on LA. This time we had a proactive offer of a submission & because we're lazy bastards at heart we accepted. So July's update comes from the presently banned Neek, he offers this as partial penance. We're still seeing the ban through though. Fuck that guy. Putting the "Aegis" in Creative: IC2 showcased some really remarkable things. #1 it showed that Nigma alts are the real deal. #2 it showed that last year was last year, this year is this year. iLL went on to be the black sheep in the previous outting. This go round? he gave everyone a black eye. My homie since 03 Mr. King Jehu himself even made a surprise entrance Royal Rumble style, and unlike most that do those, he done bodied some folks. I believe he was a replacement for some random noshow (more on that later). None the less, I spoke to him privately about it all and he had wonderful things to say. He did add that the battle he felt he lost, he won and the one he felt he won, he lost. wtf? I heard a couple whispers in the wind that the IC runner up is gon be running the Topical Twist, mothafucka say what?! This will be a bonus, as clearly topicals are his bag, as Cubes would say. So pack your luggage and get ready for a wild ride cause this shit bout to take the fuck off. The Show Must Go On: IC2 started with a fever pitch, boasting the bragging rights of being the first tournament on LyricalAssault.co.uk to have 32 entrants! Folks came out, showed out, throwed down.. and then..some hoed out. Two of my homies Self Activate and senior mod Endeeze were part of that cast, but alas.. we dont slut shame round here, so lets clap for them because they were damn near finalists. IC2, you the real MVP. In the Future, LA's playing football withcha mom: The ModSquad continues to be a beacon of positive vibes, if you dont believe me, send one of the newest mods a PM. Sammy will brighten your day with inspiration: "you can do it", "them bars fire fam" or the plain ole "if you ever need a shoulder bro, im here." Crimson Juice, will also do these things, but im sure if youve ever dropped anything.. hes left a little nugget thats brightened your day just a little bit. I wouldnt pm him tho, hes likely twelve paragraphs deep into the latest battle. Nigma, who some of you forget is even a mod because he believes in pixie dust and centering his chakra. You wont find him engaging in scuffles or catching a bodybag, hes playing it cool hoping we can all just get along. If you ever feel like youre in a warzone, Nigma will provide mental shelter and take several bong rips in your honor. Stalin, he wont provide much of hopeful meanings of life, but he will be that watchful eye that keeps hooligans contained. If you ever feel like this are getting out of hand, just post a quick gripe.. he'll offer his PM box and before you can say hello all will be right with the world. For anything else, the senior mod staff is who you should point your concerns or worries. If you have a typo in a battle, see the above folks. If you have issues logging in, your inbox stopped working or youre unsure how to get LA radio to work, holler at a senior mod via PM or Skype. Usernames for most are just below. Cuba - cuba-la Endeavor - captainendeez Nigma - ts_piiz Rutter Knows Best - live:375681dbadebc Sammy - live:b957bab42f6a6c0c The Law - TheLaw-LA The Fork Of July: Well folks, quite a bit to digest on the beef front. Things went from IC2 to ICU - thank god for Bloodlines IV. That promises to be a stacked card featuring some (as of now) mystery battles. With all the "belts" on the line, someone is DEFINITELY fitna get an ass whoopin. If that doesnt tickle your fancy: mosey on down to the Burn (OPEN LA Cypher) thread where its jam packed with insults both verbally and written form. That brings us to the crescendo of no comprehendo. Neek (third person swag) seemed to have forgotten a couple of rules and got sent to the corner to think about what hes done. Cubes definitely rolled up the newspaper and reminded him who master is. Id like to personally thank Stalin for his efforts to hide the thread immediately - the minute his spidey senses tingled he jumped into action like a starving wombat in a field full of shrubs. Thanks Stal, the community is grateful for the quick action.. I think you might have to battle everybodies favorite senior mod afterall so we can see who really is "The Law." Anyway guys, this is just a small portion of all the beef being cooked right now. Feel free to help yourself to a serving. Save the best for last, Vanessa Williams: This place has been booming with "fun and activity" as of late. There are currently TWO "Kings" of "MIC's" going. If youre into the written expression, Self has tossed up a fantastic photograph for you to twist and blend into anything your little vessel of blood pumpage desires. If you like to speak yo mind and pay respects to the fallen soldier Prodigy of Mobb Deep, hit up KOTAM. LP has tossed up two classic Mobb Deep beats and they await your massacre. If you arent really feeling like those are your shot of banana juice, head onto over to the topical twist sign ups. After that, hit up OM and flex some skills. Then grab yourself a headset from walmart, load a free DAW on whatever mobile market place you use and hop on some of Elites beats. Again, all this is just a minor sample of whats been happening. A condensed microscopic view of the landscape. The world is your oyster and nothing makes her moister. Take Care LA,
Edited by Endeavor - 01 December 2017 at 9:26am |
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Sammy
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golf clap for you, sir
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Jimmy badass
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Funny update, that is.
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Lord Puente
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lol, dope write up. id like to see more from ya neek, your contributions are always comical.
but for now... #FreeNeek
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-Que-
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Spot on Cuba
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Crimson Juice
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Great write up here,July is going to be hot here at LA via BL4,thanks for the time spent on this too,it was a fun read..peace.
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"You need to learn how to make an exit,
before you can dare make an entrance". |
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SELF ACTIVATE
Standard Member Joined: 05 February 2016 Location: Kemet Status: Offline Points: 1380 Crew: Elision Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 1-1-0 Form: WL |
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Endeez you're a bad influence man
Lol Nice write up Cubes |
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Stalin
Site Moderator Joined: 24 November 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2587 Crew: Renegades Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 34-12-2 Form: LNWWLW |
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Nice write up neek, not sure if your taking shots at me. But it's all good.
About the law battle, me and him discussed it in pm, he said he would set up the battle again, then it was announced he'd be taking a break from la, I pmd him I had the verse ready. I just figured he was dealing wit personal shit, so I left it alone. I've never ducked anybody. Always an enjoying read. |
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+Sick-Witted+
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Endeavor
Senior Moderator Wiggle wiggle said the bun that jiggle Joined: 03 April 2009 Location: Your kitchen Status: Offline Points: 10000102 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 5-4-0 Form: WWLWLW |
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Hey, what I do? |
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#Bananas
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Amgin
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#FreeNeek |
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SELF ACTIVATE
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The same thing I did, no showed the semis. I just figured I'd blame you instead of myself. |
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Endeavor
Senior Moderator Wiggle wiggle said the bun that jiggle Joined: 03 April 2009 Location: Your kitchen Status: Offline Points: 10000102 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 5-4-0 Form: WWLWLW |
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Oh word, we're both losers and should crawl away in shame.
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#Bananas
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Cuba
Senior Moderator Legendary Assassin Joined: 14 June 2004 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 12327 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 47-22-0 Form: WWWWLW |
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Thanks Quebert but it was authored by Neek, I just posted it whilst he's serving his ban time |
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Endeavor
Senior Moderator Wiggle wiggle said the bun that jiggle Joined: 03 April 2009 Location: Your kitchen Status: Offline Points: 10000102 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 5-4-0 Form: WWLWLW |
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Another update:
Since Microsoft decided to be retarded and fucked up the Skype app, I removed that buggy slow piece of shit. |
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#Bananas
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iLL ScriptureZ
Standard Member Joined: 13 May 2014 Location: NJ Status: Offline Points: 2477 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 11-5-1 Form: LWWLWW |
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this was a healthy laugh! good stuff.
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King Jehu
Veteran Joined: 23 January 2004 Status: Offline Points: 6088 Crew: Renegades Text Rank: #4 Stats: 54-18-1 Form: WLWWWL |
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I haven't been around and don't know what happened with my mans Neek. Somebody please fill me in!
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Insert something rappy here
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Neek
Site Moderator Super Mario Slaughterer Joined: 05 October 2004 Status: Offline Points: 3862 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 3-1-0 Form: LWWW |
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Dope write up, Cubes.
@Stal, you in my good book with big ass bold letters written in permanant ink...no shots from me, ever. was just making light of the situation on some scooby doo "I woulda gotten away with it too..." type shit. @Jehu, nothing major bro. was playing poker and had all the trump cards when I called a couple bluffs. |
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#Bananas
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Nigma
Site Moderator Joined: 25 March 2013 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4077 Crew: Elision |
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I downloaded and reinstalled it which removed the squiggles bro, give it a shot |
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Endeavor
Senior Moderator Wiggle wiggle said the bun that jiggle Joined: 03 April 2009 Location: Your kitchen Status: Offline Points: 10000102 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 5-4-0 Form: WWLWLW |
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Alright.
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#Bananas
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