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Posted: 11 October 2017 at 1:50am |
Jack and his wife Jill went up the hill to fetch a bail of water
Jack fell down and broke his leg and Jill said Ill go on without ya Jill got up the hill and then she saw a huge vulture It then turned into a man, and that man said Jill I'd like to know ya Jill looked down the hill and seen that Jack was still laying helpless Then she turned to the man and said I know this might be selfish But you look so good and I cant seem to resist your offer Then jill leaned over a rock and told the man to rip her panties off her That man he got up inside of Jill and he put it on her And when he finished up his work he filled up her bail of water Then he turned back to a vulture and flew into the sky Jill then picked up her water and turned to wave good bye And when she did she slipped and landed on her back Then she rolled and rolled down the hill till she landed next to Jack And Jack asked are you hurt, she said I think I broke every bone with his broken leg, Jack got up and carried Jill all the way home. The End. :) |
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