Text Battle Archive: xxplosive VS King Jehu

yo yo this sh*ts poppin

ayo King Jehu ima throw ya overboard lyrically drownd you,
i battle people with style, ya nothing but sh*t on ma shoe,
my rhymes are complex like a physicians periodic table,
ima knock the living sh*t outta you,making you unstable,
before you call me "son" next time check out my age,
im two years older than you, your still in tha pubescent stage,
i started to rip lil dip sh*ts like you for plesure,
my rhymes against yours, they completely out measure,
what tha f**k is ya name all about? Julio Rivera,
ya got as much "klass" as a h-reg ford sierra,
ima hang ya pathetic lame ass with a leather belt by the buckle,
stick "TNT" up ya ass n make ya xxplode like tha appolo space shuttle,
100 bits of Julio Rivera fallin to earth with a collosal crash,
while im munching on pussy and smokin ma kilo of stash,
ima stick ya with a 10inch scewer an syphon ya blood through a tube,
when ya face turns blue my dogs gonna f**k ur ass without bum lube,
with my rhymes im gainin respect of people who matter,
i dont mean p-man or klit, both these dawgs id splatter,
i already won p-man an served his head on a platter,
what the f**k you expecting to be, please tell me julio,
let me guess the next dude in "gangstas paradise" like coolio,
well that aint happenin dawg believe me its word on tha street,
ya shouldnt even front a G like me, its polite to kiss my feet,
if ya notice i thrown nothin but solid hard hits to destroy you,
even some quality personals to depride and annoy you,
now the sombre mood i brought to battle has suddenly set,
the silence has broken an xxplosive's won the lyrical bet,
your called king right? so wheres ya f**king crown?
ill tell you, its on my head while ur crawling on tha ground,
ur eyes slowly shutting and death move near with nothingness all around.

word meanings

stash = drugs
gangstas paradise = great tune by coolio
ford sierra = sh*tty car

I’ma take xxplosive out like I’m in the royal rumble

When I drop you, will you xxplode or will your bones crumble?

You no newbe to this site, but a beginner in skill

You’re out of luck, whether you a loser or a winner, be killed

I’ve been waiting for somebody whose blood I can spill

After I remove his eyelids and feed him sleeping pills

And I found you, so today you’re gonna be my victim

Talk all this gangsta sh*t with your toy gun, but it’s all fiction

And when I leave you bleeding, it’s not a minimal flood

I can let your dogs suck up all of your residual blood

I got some crazy motherf**kers around me

But I’ll make you respect me, suck up to me and crown me

A king or wherever you’re from, you’ll forever be shunned

So watch your mouth or I will sever your tongue…

You a chef? I guess you got some beef to cook up

I’ll drop bombs on you, you’ll afraid to look up

Listen to “Put your hands where my eyes can see” by Busta Rhymes

I’m tha thug he mentioned, the one he calls every time

I’ve been ghostwriting sh*t since age eleven, scary

Cause a kid like me can beat you down, my sh*t is legendary

I have more hair on my chin than you got on your balls

You must be the one unstable cause you’ve got 8 falls

Illa might give you a chance to ride his dick all of the sudden

But he complimented one verse, you’ll disappear like Joe Budden*

You said your rhymes are complex, but you just proved the opposite

Some good personals, I rate it a 7, but there’s a lot of sh*t

I rule, but my name is not Ruleb or Ja Rule

I’m a King stupid, you just a mothaf**kin fool

 

ok, about the busta rhymes song...

He goes:

My main thug, nigga named Julio

He's moody yo

Type of nigga that will slap u with the tooly yo

Bitch niggas act scared to death, act frooty, yo"

*and the comment about Illa stems from XXplosive vs. Krit

My girl laughed at the coolio rhyme... no offence to you from me, but she says u suck just for that, and she doesn't know sh*t about battling... She didn't even read the verse. She says get a rhyming dictionary or something to help you find rhymes, cause you can't have that much material if you're rhyming my last name and my first name with sh*t like that. I personally think that some names, you can rhyme stuff with, like when someone used Leigh (9 Tec) Barton's name. What's your real name?

slight biting.....i seen this somewhere!!!

After I remove his eyelids and feed him sleeping pills

 

am i right?

hold shift then space bar!

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PEACE 1

ok good battle....

both came hard

personals:king
wordplay:xx
imaginery:xx
flow:tie
punches:king
da verse i liked:king

vote: king

peace.....but be careful when u mention my name in ya raps

i might just take it da wrong way

thanx son and i was only fuckin around dawg

peace-out kid

-wun-

SOMEBODY PLEASE VOTE!

xxplosive had a better flow even though the occasional 3linerhymes threw things off a bit. Some of King's lines were too uneven.  xplosives verse was good but some of the lines were too vague for a battle whereas king came with more quality direct punches. and thats what won it for me.

vote for king jehu.

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