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SageOne
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Posted: 23 January 2011 at 4:53am |
Why is LA DEAD?
Cuz open mics dont get fed... Yet open mic's the only thing that explains the bread spent on the number of heads to have a domain.... Its WACK! No ITS LAME!! NO IT's BLACK, NO ITS TAME! NO ITS BRITISH HIP HOP....ITS NOT ACTU-AL MAYNE! |
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-Que-
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Is this a cypher Sage?
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J504
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It is now!
Questions...
As to why's this site dead? I've decided to answer
It's all about ego and that shit spreads like it's cancer
The shit hit the fan, sure but then beef turned to bans
pussys flexin' their grip when it's just a queef in their hands
Supposed to be united by rhymin', like it seeps from our glands
But now we doin' shows with no peeps in the stands
BG got freed from our land but why'd ya keep NEEK in the band?
He was 10 times worse, but yet, he's in demand?
Where are all the guards at now, are there still keys in their hand?
I don't know, dude...Ask 32, he's in command
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Kosmosis
Superior Member Joined: 12 April 2010 Status: Offline Points: 3264 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 11-15-1 Form: WWLLNL |
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shit tell me i aint lying:
wanna hate kos just for wanting to battle orion?
folks testifying they great,
but the vets hate, and block elevate
i just slide my cock in rather straight.
32 is unreasonble...never even been on a date.
leader of the resistence....you dont want it to escalate
tag champ, masterbelt holder, you can test, lets get it straight
killed nep,cal, o and J...so come on in and test your fate
the truth is i and mine bring all this shit to a halt...
so if you say the sites dead, i sho aint our fault.
(whos feeding, whos beefing, whos voting, who battles?)
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BiggStankDogg
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"We the new shit, fuck this site - tell those vets to step aside" "Y'all only get votes from your friends - the only way you survive" "Make way for the new kids, let the resistance get in stride" "I'll make the old heads log off so my buddies and I can thrive" "Fuck the mods and the admin, why are they banning me? WHY?!?" "Free Bee Gee, he'll be the one to help us Stay Alive" "I'm looking for critical feed, but you hate if we ain't eye to eye" "That vet verse was garbage, but 'THAT's THAT SHIT' if it's a friend of mine" "Wait nobody's here now, the old heads don't feed when they stop by" "Why are all these battles open when we're all voting all the time?" "Where's the activity? How come nobody's posting online?" "Oh, there's BiggStankPuppy, why's he posting again?!? - fuck that guy"
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Kosmosis
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the last of a dying breed, deserted, whose listening?
sarcastically basking in the sun, red rocket glistening?
giving losses when wins were noted, aint it tradition?
made a vet, shit did they even respect your decision?
truth is, we are more skilled, shall i restate our position?
if you cant beat us, join us, but hey the truth hurts....
you could at least hook us up with some free shirts>?
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J504
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"Free Bee Gee, he'll be the one to help us Stay Alive"
nice!
These different points of views always end in confusin'
That's why I just shoot holes in this thread from the hip with my uzi
Stankdogg! Woo Hoo! you really shit out a doozie!
Sarcasm never wasted, it's the essence that fuels me
I usually just plead tha fifth until somebody sues me
but I feel what ya wrote, You bad azz like a white Lil' Boosie
truthfully, the "resistance" thing, even I don't know what it means
I mean, I respect most the vets...you, Orion, Cubes..hell even The King
It's J Who decides what I do and you'll see I shoot true
Most vets are cool, but Ikon's still a faggot who points at his shoes (!)
And if you disagree with me about the things that Neek do, it's cool
I'm not gonna say it's a bitch move just cause he's in your crew
Friends helping friends, what about when you were feudin' with Que? The point I must prove is I gotta do me and you gotta do you
That's why I'm jacking off right now!!!!
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BiggStankDogg
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Kos, J, Can you see? Of course not - how is that fair? When I burnt ya optics with my Patriot rocket's red glare I battled a couple already, so the irony's poignant If you can't beat join 'em. Why you think I ain't joined yet? First I left kosMos De(a)f, Black (and blue) on Both Sides Only thing -Que- beat was his chest, got defeated and vote cried ('cept for Kos - Thas mah nigguh, brah!) Hell, I tried to GIVE him the win, but even he knew that I shouldn't Dunce, this ain't the first time a teacher got lip from a student This vet's like a nice wine, y'all unintentionally comedic Your jumps couldn't shake me like I'm in glass on a Temperpedic I'm the difference between mice and men, please don't flex like you're Mighty Wipe the Resistance out like my baby made doody in her diapey So I'm in the mood to be gripey - katahaji-may I? Napoleon Com- like Taz, my -plex is known to break guys But, for real, fuck a battle record and fuck a rep on the net BiggStank might be a virtual head - but Dogg, I'm as real as it gets Give the resisting ar-rest, these development's bone-numbing Cuz I'm all up in these pussies like two fingers past homecoming No (free) shirts for you!
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Kosmosis
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Fingers? bet that aint how wifey got preggo?
bitch i build more children then a big box of leggo
what kind of dog runs back to the hand that smacked it?
a bitch, sucking scotty, after he banned you, is that a tactic?
cloth diaper dootie compared to your carkass wrapped in plastic?
youre wife fits four, stretching out the rock hard flame...aint that fantastic?
your attempts at complexity are invisible, you diss the re-sis- but are actually helping
i smack runts around for eating their own shit, leaving lassie yelping
go back to posting gifs and jpegs, its really your only purpose, a battle will get you hurt
"ask me how KOSMOSIS' dick tastes?" go and put that on a shirt.
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J504
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Yeaaah...You got off to a Rocky start....so...
This dude got jokes! Hey yo, Apollo should hire him
but that'd just leave Stal lone(ly) when the Renegades fire him
Cause you "as real as it gets" and Stal's just so hood
The Bonnie and Clyde of Type-by's, 2 Renegades, misunderstood
But I ain't one for judgin', so you know i ain't buggin
when I see yall start wrestlin' and it ends up with huggin
Compensate with the thuggin and all the mean muggin'
but I actually support you people's rights, both you and your husband's
But, in this rhymin' game, I'm just better than you
Spit wetter than you, I'm breakin' levees into
I plow through your dirt, see I'm a heavier dude
You ain't seein' me, jus' like bootleg shirt revenue
But yea..Tell us all about that fabulous moolah you makin...
and how you may retire young from all the funds that you rake in
But like rasslin, you fake when every day you awaken and think you can make it
Ever Seena grown man peddle shirts while his wife's bringin' home bacon?
On the shirt thing.... Just don't hate on Ram or Cal for biting their lines
Cause biting other people's designs is the same crime as biting their rhymes.
bad dog!
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BiggStankDogg
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The hand that smacked it? Ran back like a faggot? When Orion slipped your pink, you rose from the dead like a maggot You got more guts than brains, so I can't call you chicken We got the King of the Lego's explaining why the fuck he's always brickin' My wife fits four, yet barely fits my balls in the soccer van While Ashley seats you and J comfy in the hatchback sedan (fake personal) Kind of conufsed, when I shit on you, how does it help at all? I'll put your dick on a shirt, how much should I charge for an extra small?
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BiggStankDogg
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Speakin' of fakin', when's your next interview? Part 2 of two dudes makin' shit up about who's girl is fuckin' who Or who's uncle is gay, or the night when you drove by You just wanted to talk it out, can't we just make it right, guy? Oh wait, never mind, I don't know who Kosmosis is. And Kosmosis don't know me, our IP's are just a coincidence Or maybe we work together, and share the same network We never killed a person - we do a different type of wetwork Work.. uh yeah we work together, in fact now we got a history Why would you call us fake? We tell a story, you solve the mystery Wait - HEY! This shit is hot, why is nobody listening? We crafted this fiction one night, the friction left us glistening And now LA don't care, so let's just drop the facade "Hey kos? Let's start some resistance training, you can press against Jerome's bod."
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Kosmosis
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you wont survive....
I tear the fabric of time and space
you wear the fabric of time to waste
lookit McClovin acting superbad in this place
with cheeck fat throwing off the whole symetry of your face!
fuck wit KOS catch a toe tag, erased in disgrace
easy to make a vet look like a beginner,
easy to make shirts when your wife is the bread winner
"honey i am hungry for attention" "sorry it's COD for dinner..."
you like wrestling huh? well that bitch taps when i pin her
you leave a quitter, im lean and thinner, youre eating litter,
i strengthen as you weaken, silence all your speakin...
body fat sweating..."dogg, your shirt is kind of stinkin.."
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Kosmosis
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man tits and chronic shyness?
bown down to your highness
this rhyme hits ya sinus, and bleeds out your iris,
you need to invest in some 9 to 5 bids
or at least be a better mr. mom to those tard kids
cuz all your life is fantasy, impossible to damage me,
get served by KOS then get some responsibility, understand me?
sarcasm is not ability, you lack the stamina for warfare protracted
nappy course hair and acne, a mediocre life easily distracted
lames might be feeling your text, but it aint on their chests
the last, properly laid to rest, with the rest of the vets.
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BiggStankDogg
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You tore space fabric like Kirk, got time as a consolation When the entire Kosmos got whipped by the belt of a constellation My cheek's lookin' puffy when I chewed up that fake ass Cuz you took on the fat guy, and buckled under his weight class Ya whole style's garbage, the kosmos are vast but empty Galactus: I walk through you at will, don't ever try to tempt me I fucked with Kos and tagged him, stubbed my toe on his boniness How can someone named Veritas go online with all that phoniness? And when Duty Calls, son - said you were good and thought I'd buy it Then you brought Just a Knife to a gunfight and J5's Crotch is a Riot. So, try to survive it? Please - let's not deny it... If I did a shirt of your mascot, I know you and J5'd buy it.
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J504
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Question: If it's all so "fake" then why do you reference it? having a ball like you all where my vas deferens is You can claim you fingerbang, but we know what your preference is
You claim you "so real", but that's not our impression, kid
Now, you lookin' desperate like you forgot what the question is....
Again...
How many shirts have ya launched, takin' off like a hot rocket?
and how does it feel to be nothin' more than a poor man's Hot Topic? (ya follow?)
broke as fuck on the couch all day, that's how you jock it
tryin' to hold out on tha last of tha Hot Pockets
How does it feel to love my verse so hard that you wish you could cop it?
How does it feel to be beat so nicely, and know can't top it?
Ask me to stop it, drop it and I'll drop it.
Otherwise this thread will look more like a mob hit! (MOB KILLAH!)
Stank, ya shouldn'ta went there, dogg, my shank runs you through
True you shoot the gifs, just don't confuse that with the gift that I shoot
I'm claimin' my nation, you already know how I do....
BEASTIALITY UNIT!!!! repping, my crew cause I'm screwing the pooch
Did you read my verse above your last two? Check out the proof
I-kon couldn't kontinue and now neither should you
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Kosmosis
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you are weakening... i grip the infinity gauntlet and flaunt it, its really out of your reach,
so you go and cheat at cod, while i go and take my shirt off at the beach
its losers like you that never passed class but think that they can teach
only got flips, to own, his each....a clone, a leech, a bone, a leash....
youve shown, your teeth, but i own, this beef, toned, and sleek,
your flowin, is weak, your chins jiggle jiggle jiggle from the tones, you speak.
KOSMO unique, only need a knife to make you leek, now you dip quick...
aint shit you saying fazing, and at least when i look down i can see my dick, quit.
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J504
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Hey Stank, what is the mascot pic? I'm dying to know, it's blocked here at work!
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-Que-
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The Archer's art is noncompliant to speak to giants
His sleeping Alliance wont triumph! Bow is useless! Archer Silent ! Now whos the Troll ? Broke Dog got his mouse on cruise control! keep the funny gifs commin! Dont lose control! WHUUUUUTTT!! Stupendous forensics !Good dog! (ruff ruff) But Disecting Q is endless! (how'd you do it dog?) 1.BSD:Well...Troll....careful not to open mic it! Just bring up voting his friends did! 2.Snapshot of his flaming! Study!Then make a carbon copy, add limbricks! (forgot the fine print) see..I dont need fake ass T-Shirts and Dim Wits To reinforce my status as a man and strong Kinships! I just make him mad so he'll pull jokes out of his pink duffle ! I feel sorry for him cuz even his smallest cotton Tees wont reveal his muscles Hey BOY!! Why you postin now? I guess Renegades wont let you hustle! The sites Sienfield flustered-Puzzled ..that rent-a-fags made him wear the muzzle You got on ya clown suit ..&.Velcro keyboard straps where the cuffs go!! But still gettin smashed like a pug nose and sent to the back where the scrubs go Theres a homing device on ya fuckin forehead where my clubs go! Don't need a snub nose to take out a pouting scout in his Cub Clothes! Hands down! I write better ! An all around champ a go gettah!! Youz a lofty off breed of Bill Cosby ! The only fuckin difference is NO SWEATER!! E-Thug....E-slap....E-Kick......say it! Make people laugh and Q back away! Big Game all in ya mouth? You still on his dick?You bring him up like an aftertaste!! Youz a tired ass...... watered down Kirkland ass niggah! perved out , surfboarded Nerf Man ass Niggah!! Real life? prolly silent , humble workin class niggah! Frustrated they don't sell...rip your shirts in half niggah!! Scotty's full of coagulated sperm and crotch meat ! Q = The reason for no tourney and the sites death? Ok ! You got me! Why is it that L.I. is the only way "Anyone" practically got feed? Hell BSD would be irrelivant if it was't for Manc ,J5, Me , And Kosby!! |
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Funny, when I look down, all I see is your mother's lips And when she looks forward, belly jigglin'as I thrust my hips And don't worry about her chin, it's just my balls that are hittin' it Take a breather and look behind you, there's scoot with his (little) dick Now look back down again, there's j5's head bobbin' and rhythm'n And 2 seconds later it's his eye that you're jizzin' in Claiming I leech as I laugh while I read all your flips Remember the future, cuz in the past I was whippin' it And don't look too far in the future, might remember how it felt This ain't your first try tag-teaming a dude while begging for the belt Grab aloe for the welts, battle IceCuba for the swelling And drop the soap opera drama - nobody's buying what you're selling Hot pockets cum in twos, shit the obese don't even eat Burn you to a crisp, you already stuffed with cheese and meat Leave you in hearses, snatch you and spill your contents like purses Then wait for reworded verses bursting with "gifs" and "shirtses" These verses pack lullabies - Komatosis - deep sleep when I hurt you Kos is the only dude who thinks holding toned sleek beef is a virtue And JalbertoV05, hot oil conditioned, made a pretty puto, din't they? Leave you with dead ends and split ya roots like Kunta Kinte But past the point of battle, this whole topic's old at hand If y'all vote and feed so much, why's forum bland and No Man's Land? and... LI got feed? That shit's laughable, "what's ass is fiyah!" Instead of raising talent, you congratulate and pacify her Typical LI feed: THAT SHIT HOT BREH, YOU DAH GREATEST HOOPTY HOO MY NIGGAH YOU'S DA REALEST WHEN YOU SAY DIS YOU'S MY FAV-EST! FUCK THA HATAHS, THAT AIN'T EVEN RHYMES - YOU SPITTIN' ART!!! AYE, YO MY 'KINSHIPS' - HAPPY NEW YEAR - YOU GET MY FESTIVE CHRISTMAS CARD? This faggot says I bring up Game, but if I remember... MOD KILLAH, BEAST MODE 4 EVAHHHH, (now LI FAH LIFE), Just make me a member~! This set trippin' bitch is a walking Shawn Game museum He filled you with cum-robilia, Tell him I said hi when you be seein' him Conjugal visit bitch, you couldn't test Stank on your best day You'd be brave if you said shit first instead of waiting for J, K (LMNO BEEF) Wait, you did that - I forgot, but I'm sure you'll remember That time you ran your cocksucker and got whooped back in November Lemme guess, the sun in your eyes, you caught a loose sniffle You couldn't read your screen cuz you were sucking on snooz' nipple I had voters on call, except for Kos, (cuz that's yah niggah~!) And now you want a rematch, THIS TIME, you'll pull the trigger And show me what's what, !~you'll REALLY be kickin' it in~! And when you get that new "W" it won't be from me giving you wins I like how you take out Cub Scouts, rubbin' sticks spark the flamer Your dad would stayed home if someone just gave mom a wire hanger Cuz then he could bang her, and not suffer the consequence His buddies kids fulla confidence, while HIS son has cocks in his E-Thug, E-Slap, E-Kick, E-Bitch that's your repertoire I'M THE FIRST PERSON TO SWING, JUST LEAD ME TO THEIR AVATAR! And there you are, you best make sure to bring that homing device Maybe this time you'll swing and hit instead of big upping, wouldn't that be nice? It's almost picnic time, get your gloves on and handle the meat you swishin' sissy. "WE ARE FAMILY - I GOT ALL MY SISTERS WITH ME~!!!" -------------------- EDIT
J5 - the funny part was, I was actually eating a Hot Pocket when read that shit, lol. Good shit. Just a little hip-hop. Most activity the site's seen in awhile. Edited by BiggStankDogg - 27 January 2011 at 10:05pm |
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