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Goryo.
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Posted: 21 July 2016 at 1:48pm |
There will be more. All feed will be returned. My Uncle Sam said 'I want you' but he said it sexually He then started undressing me and molested me excessively I stole a text book full of poisonous recipes Poured a mix in my uncle's drink so he'd vomit incessantly I asked my sister Bethany if she'd have sex with me She said no, so I gave the bitch a hysterectomy Framed her for my uncle's death but the cops arrested me Then set me free, when I passed the lie detector test with ease The style I wear is timeless, cause I only fuck blind chicks I stay the night before I take their door key and hide it I'm a practical joker, fuckin crackhead and toker Hit your daughter in the temple with a bat and then poke her See you're likely to find me trippin, sniffin some bath salts Or passed out and naked, French kissin the asphalt I'm known to be violent when high and act invincible But I'd only been drinkin beer when I attacked my principal So yeah, I came round, with dry mouth and the shakes What the fuck I do last night? I count the mistakes Phoned Rihanna, told her my room's full of her posters That I'm gonna clone myself, hunt her down and spit roast her After Pokémon Go though, I'm enhancing it with acid Found a fuckin Rapidash madly dancing in my attic Couldn't catch it, decided to attack it with my ratchet Then got high on my deodorant like talk about an 'Axe kick' Perpetually blacking out, and losing track of time Robbed my 10th Grade teacher then I asked her back to mine She was laughin, implied I had a dick like a matchstick 'Bitch you got a big mouth, want an asshole to match it?' I'll steal your fuckin girl and shove my tool in her mouth Till she's choking on my love juice and droolin it out Got a granny? Well listen up I'm taking a chance Cause I got a handicap parking space in my pants |
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