Open Mic: Erotic Psychotic Vol. 1

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    Posted: 21 July 2016 at 1:48pm
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My Uncle Sam said 'I want you' but he said it sexually
He then started undressing me and molested me excessively
I stole a text book full of poisonous recipes
Poured a mix in my uncle's drink so he'd vomit incessantly
I asked my sister Bethany if she'd have sex with me
She said no, so I gave the bitch a hysterectomy
Framed her for my uncle's death but the cops arrested me
Then set me free, when I passed the lie detector test with ease

The style I wear is timeless, cause I only fuck blind chicks
I stay the night before I take their door key and hide it
I'm a practical joker, fuckin crackhead and toker
Hit your daughter in the temple with a bat and then poke her
See you're likely to find me trippin, sniffin some bath salts
Or passed out and naked, French kissin the asphalt
I'm known to be violent when high and act invincible
But I'd only been drinkin beer when I attacked my principal

So yeah, I came round, with dry mouth and the shakes
What the fuck I do last night? I count the mistakes
Phoned Rihanna, told her my room's full of her posters
That I'm gonna clone myself, hunt her down and spit roast her
After Pokémon Go though, I'm enhancing it with acid
Found a fuckin Rapidash madly dancing in my attic
Couldn't catch it, decided to attack it with my ratchet
Then got high on my deodorant like talk about an 'Axe kick'

Perpetually blacking out, and losing track of time
Robbed my 10th Grade teacher then I asked her back to mine
She was laughin, implied I had a dick like a matchstick
'Bitch you got a big mouth, want an asshole to match it?'
I'll steal your fuckin girl and shove my tool in her mouth
Till she's choking on my love juice and droolin it out
Got a granny? Well listen up I'm taking a chance
Cause I got a handicap parking space in my pants

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