Topic ClosedUrban Legends: [R1-B4] Dougysnuggy vs Fuckoff

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    Posted: 22 May 2014 at 8:16pm

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Your in a club and your realise your drink might be spiked




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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 May 2014 at 2:44am




Once upon a time in Austria





shes a beauty, racy red dress, with lacy stretched threads
tha hug her waist an barely cover her tasty fake breasts
great steps, she could dance the night out n not break sweat...
lips flush in ruby too she looks like she stepped out a movie
caught through the crowds, i blush cuz our eyes met so rudely..
i take a breath as her stares swallow me into a misty cloud of lusty nudity 
  


the bar swinger, my drinks a double voddie an i chase with a zimmer
positively stunning, but so negative, i only see empty space in the mirror
another night in the club, for what? first dates tend to be breakfast, never dinner 
the nightly man hunt ends fruitless, a sad slut, with daddy issues.. an perpetually mad drunk 
hag slumped on the bar, kickin my heels off n wishin i wore those dam pumps
maybe i was too fucked to notice, the effervescent fizz in the glass before i drank up...



lights blind me in triplet, i slink into the sink, limp, n drained by sickness
leaf green, my dribbling lips drip, icy sweat steams on my forehead n splits it
 huggin the toilet, i sit in the piss pools wretching.. i wish with, my eyes shut 
pray to stop the spinning, some body make the world flat... im dizzy..
 'its not the drinking..' i remember thinking, before the last of life escaped my visions
i breath, as my lead lined eyelids grow heavy and give in to submission of sleep... 

ill let the angel sleep a little longer.. she must be knackered
went out dressed to nines... but shes come back in tatters
i sweep the hair from her face, so i can see her clear.. i embrace her
shes so fragile, it was bound to happen.. sooner or later.. 'I love you' I tell her..
chained to the radiator she starts to wake up..

'is that you?'





'DADDY..' 



'WHY THE FUCK AM IN THE CELLAR?!?!'
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 May 2014 at 9:02pm
Dougy is DQ'd for not showing.

Fuckoff is through to the next round.
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