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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Skeletor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 October 2015 at 2:47pm
terrorist shouldn't hover fear in ya
planes Rush-in Putin Bombs over Syria
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Slip Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 November 2015 at 1:39am
3 days before she died in the old age home
she shredded 1.5 million dollars all on her own
jus to upset her family sadly its true
she waz sick in the head but not like the flu
outta spite she did it all who woulda knew
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (1) Likes(1)   Quote Xces Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 November 2015 at 3:07am
Is it on? NAH, It's Over like Pamela's Hep C
80 grand in a handful, she slammed em with Pepsi
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Xces Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 November 2015 at 4:55am
You shook like Lou Gehrig's caught in Paris terrorist plots
It's fucking embarrassing dog, go home to your parents and blog.
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Sammy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 November 2015 at 7:52am
i blaze to the beat; a winner, but never raised on the street
i trained at holmes; have these rowdy rhondas facin da feet.
UFC? F U, see me, i'm aware 'the problem
not to make light but my Tom is gross the way i'm Paris bombing



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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote JackBarz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 December 2015 at 5:21pm
Don't try me cuz I could easily fold Ya sets...this be a murder in the 1st degree You havn't got Ya diploma Yet..lol
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Rutter knows best Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 December 2015 at 5:52pm
Some cats know a punchline some cats don't,
Like how dropped squats, n still lose to a bunch of ass votes,
That's why it's this place becoming a dead vercinty,
Cos how it can't catch a punchline, throws away it's credibility
#bananas
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Slip Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 December 2015 at 3:16pm
its about time someone put a spot light on the no shows and opened up a contract
we need at least five members to diss every no show in hopes to stirrup a comeback 
the way im seeing this out of those five disses people should cast votes on witch one stung the most
think of it as a roast a chance to toast these ghost the ones who dont appear disappear like smoke

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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Slip Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 August 2016 at 2:08am
so i just finished watching the making of trump
a documentary bout donald the real scrooge McDuck
next up to run the country by the sound of the polls
this fat bastard will be easy to hit and fill full of holes



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Ya this one is simple easy. 1 bar.

This is stupid and just stuffed with a bunch of dumb junk,
I gotta live in a world where the President is Trump.
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Apaw Clips Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 December 2016 at 4:16am
I spray like an aerosal can
drop bombs from above like an air assault clan
eradicating innocent emcees like Aleppo, damn
take your children when your sleeping call me the boogieman
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote poongod Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 March 2017 at 9:44pm
David Rockeller died in his sleep. Good riddance he looked like a creep. More like a pedophile scumbag. And a small dick having oedipal complexic fag. He pretended he cared about sephardis but wished he was a white german. And now that he's dead and he has no money to give you wouldn't find five people to speak at his funeral sermon
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Okie Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 May 2017 at 11:29pm
Educating local weed dealers on indicas and sativas
pissed that peeps still in jail for that ish- 
peep how they treat us. from a fetus
hit with three strikes off each step no addidas
some sell out n dye the features
while heads like me tryna pull strings for kings-
n stay on the bleachers..
cause to be seen in the game is risky for us
shot the fuk!! Down when we aim for fairness for us....

blah.  still happening 

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