Open Mic: the first rap I ever wrote

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    Posted: 05 October 2019 at 6:49pm
I found this buried under a bunch of bullshit in my room. A notebook which contains my first rap ever which I wrote when I was 13. I will now copy it using the keyboard upon which I type.

You know I'm straight evil and I don't give a fuck
a legion of demons live in the semen in my nuts
I'll shank your girl and rape her butt
rip her open, tape her shut
slap her face and eat her guts
then shank your mom and beat her up

I stole my dad's weed cause' I had need
of an escape from the guilt of these bad deeds
you know I'm going to stack Gs
I stab people like Assassin's creed
make you gasp and bleed
cappin' knees
while I rap in japanese
I'll shove a cactus tree
up your asses till' your asses bleed
I'm a fascist, see
Hitler taught me how to gas MCs
and grind them up like cattle feed
so don't ever hassle me
I'll build a sand castle inside my ass hole and let you live in there for free

I'll stab you right in the penis
everybody knows I'm a psycho genius
I hate christians, I don't like no Jesus
sneak in your house, all the crosses will be flipped
I'll shred a man's dick like cheese sticks
crunch a man's skull like cheese nips
squeeze a man's balls till' their bleedin'
deep six any mother fucker that I see, bitch
eat shit
I hate everybody with a penis, I only like girls with double D tits

I said I hate everyone
and your life is already done
my machete swung
hit your head, and clumps of spaghetti clung
to the blade, bitch and I'll kick you right in your sweaty buns
you big fat mother fucker, you smell like dung

you're a shitty idiot with an itty bitty dick
a lily livered titty biscuit titty twisted bitch

I am going to inject mercury into your ballsack
I listened to your raps, they were all wack

I'm going to inject fluorine into your dick hole
all your shit sucks, but I have a sick flow

I'm going to inject cyanide into your nipples
I will leave MCs crippled



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Strong Eminem influence
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Originally posted by DjFlame2 DjFlame2 wrote:

Strong Eminem influence

Yep. I was in a satanism phase at that age and I looked up "satanist music" and found a rapper called Sicktanick. After that I found ICP from the recommended list and started listening to them, but then in a couple weeks I found Eminem's song "Marshall Mathers" where he dissed ICP and became a fan of Eminem. After that I listened to Eminem's entire discography in one day and immediately decided that I wanted to rap. This rap was the result.

For a year or two Eminem was 90% of what I listened to but then I discovered many more rappers that I enjoy. Eminem is still second on my top rappers list but K-Rino has taken the number one spot.
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