Open Mic: #RURAL

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I'm the Duke of Hazard still revving the Dodge
Pigs waan' boss me 'round like Jefferson Hogg...
...for wrecking the Charger's Confederate stars 
I crashed the General into a Texan garage. 
Then I hopped out with Daisy... left it in park
To beat y'all in the head with rusty Chevrolet parts. 
Freeze frame this scheme 'cause the metaphor's hard
So visual you thought your Netflix was paused. 
Muscling my way in like a viper, getting stripes
And I put that on my hood like the American car. 
If them hicks waan' smoke, here's the Shelby exhaust
Drop 'em while the women get Twelve like Lacrosse. 
Telling Sheriff Roscoe Coltrane that my flow's the truth
And these quotes are proof me and it are so Bo & Luke. 
I can tell they're mad because I'm settled abroad
And I never conformed to what the settlers taught... 
In school, cause I'm cool with an English dictionary
Like Christian missionaries, I get the message across. 

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CHAIN Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Standard Member Joined: 14 November 2006 Status: Offline Points: 2769 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 8-4-0 Form: LWWLWW	Post Options Post Reply Quote CHAIN Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Topic: #RURAL Posted: 29 May 2020 at 4:00pm
	#01 I'm the Duke of Hazard still revving the Dodge Pigs waan' boss me 'round like Jefferson Hogg... ...for wrecking the Charger's Confederate stars I crashed the General into a Texan garage. Then I hopped out with Daisy... left it in park To beat y'all in the head with rusty Chevrolet parts. Freeze frame this scheme 'cause the metaphor's hard So visual you thought your Netflix was paused. Muscling my way in like a viper, getting stripes And I put that on my hood like the American car. If them hicks waan' smoke, here's the Shelby exhaust Drop 'em while the women get Twelve like Lacrosse. Telling Sheriff Roscoe Coltrane that my flow's the truth And these quotes are proof me and it are so Bo & Luke. I can tell they're mad because I'm settled abroad And I never conformed to what the settlers taught... In school, cause I'm cool with an English dictionary Like Christian missionaries, I get the message across. #01
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Crimson Juice Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Site Moderator Joined: 20 December 2015 Location: U.K. Status: Offline Points: 3258 Crew: Lyricist Inc. Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 6-11-0 Form: LLWLW	Post Options Post Reply Quote Crimson Juice Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Posted: 04 June 2020 at 7:18pm
	You creative Mofo look at you here, the comparisons within (pigs/Hoggs) to hash out just one, and references were nothing short of icy and clever, and all whilst staying within that TV show theme, which gave this verse an abstracted slant, that was played rather well let me just add, another one of your trademark dive in and delve the depths offerings, makes me want to play NWA's "Fuck The Police" really really loud now, and with what's going on at present gave this a lot of realivelance and made it come off as real current also, pure class here brother man, you preach....RIPE..
	"You need to learn how to make an exit, before you can dare make an entrance".