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Slip
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Posted: 10 December 2018 at 10:36pm |
This is for the lady who wears red shoes
She likes her whiskey she likes her booze She lost her cherry but that’s no sin She still got the box that it came in She wraps it every year with some lace and a bow Hoping old Saint Nick will go down below Before he lets her ride his big north poll The one that sticks up and belongs in her hole She can bounce on his belly grab on his beard Well Santa has a smoke and drinks a cold beer Not a condom wrapper around to say he was here Santa raw dogs them bitches right in the rear All the naughty girls on Santa’s list will not get a kiss with cum on there lips Whiter than snow, Santa slays dragons, hoe hoe hoe If missis clause did her job and knew how to blow Christmas would be fucked if Santa stayed home |
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Tru_Booty
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LOL I was not expecting that, people are either gonna think it's corny as hell or funny. I fall in the funny category shit made me laugh n I like that. Merry Christmas!
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