Open Mic: Holiday Beers

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    Posted: 10 December 2018 at 10:36pm
This is for the lady who wears red shoes
She likes her whiskey she likes her booze
She lost her cherry but that’s no sin
She still got the box that it came in
She wraps it every year with some lace and a bow
Hoping old Saint Nick will go down below
Before he lets her ride his big north poll
The one that sticks up and belongs in her hole
She can bounce on his belly grab on his beard
Well Santa has a smoke and drinks a cold beer
Not a condom wrapper around to say he was here
Santa raw dogs them bitches right in the rear
All the naughty girls on Santa’s list
will not get a kiss with cum on there lips
Whiter than snow, Santa slays dragons, hoe hoe hoe
If missis clause did her job and knew how to blow
Christmas would be fucked if Santa stayed home
See no evil speak no evil silent echo alter ego
inner demon violent beast so
warn the mother fucking people
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LOL I was not expecting that, people are either gonna think it's corny as hell or funny. I fall in the funny category shit made me laugh n I like that. Merry Christmas!
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