Open Mic: Juggaluggaloony..Drunken Master Flow.

I like to punch people in the face
when I'm drunk people in the face
juggalos can be chill, but once we los get disgraced
we cut people from the taint
to the top of their butt cheeks, so get a case
of faygo before I turn you into lunch meat hoe, get away
I fuck people in the A
I fuck people with a blade
I fuck people in the face
I fuck people with the drapes

I fuck peope with a rusty chainsaw covered in liquid fluorine
whether their already dead, or their fourteen
I fuck people with swords, in OR out of the sword sheaths
abhor me
when I form schemes
to fuck a fucking corgie
with door keys
or even
pour pee in
a bag full of your weed

because I am a very bad person
but I still go to Shangri-La because I'm a juggalo
you'rte a fuckin' hoe
suckin' those
big fat fire hydrant hose
elephant bones
bustin' loads
down your fuckin' throat
you love it though
because you're a fucking fag person



I have many brain cells in my head
bury me with hatchet and with faygo when im dead
cause im killing everyone one of them with my keg

intellect dreads the administration of booz
as much as hitler would an administration of jews
ruling germany
he'd rather partake in a slip-N'-slide sperm durby
grab a bucket of it and put his face in too

i will fuck hitler with a cactus, cause juggalos hate bigots
i will fist fuck his corpse and have it raped by eight midgets

I'll inject your fucking eyeballs with mercury, you cock sucking bitch]
i hate the fucking universe, i will fist fuck reality in the tits
i hate everything and everyone and i want to stab you in the dick
I want to cut off your nipples and marinate you in piss
i want to saw your fucking ass cheecks off and watch you try to sit
i want to shove an egg up your ass to incubate my chicks
i want to make you poop out a three course meal after eating shit
i want to punch you with my face and kick you with my fuist
i want to slap you with my dick and stab you with a clit
and crack your fucking head open with a bag of bricks

ICP are a big influence eh, this could almost be one of their tracks, it had the
same sort of nonchalant attitude (which was your aim im guessing) FTW cuz
obnoxious is here, now the thing is this verse became very samey around about
mid way through, it was like constantly walking down a one way street, you
need to inject some variety, maybe more imagery, whether that's more of a
graphic nature is your bidding, but it does need depth, now this would work
for a duo such as the clowns because there's 2 inputs, but being solo you do
need to mix it up, with that aside I liked it, when i was a teen I liked horror core,
as i still do now with horror films, so i still have a soft spot for it, and on the
surface this was nice despite my gripes...peace.