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    Posted: 30 March 2016 at 12:03am
(Saw this on FB)

One person makes a wish. You granted it but corrupt the wish.

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The Wisher: "I wish I had a car"

Evil Genie: "Granted; but it has no engine"


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damn you I thought this was gonna be some jigsaw shit.


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Granted but it kills you and lives the life you wish you had.

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granted but the only power you have is the power to grow your finger nails at 3 times the normal pace

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You wish you had a better name on the site.

You beg and beg, and finally get your wish, but alongside the cute troll avy.

I wish my battle record had visible W's.. (Lmao)
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Granted but it still sucks and the only person that likes it is a biggest troll on the board;)

I wish I made the greatest album of all time.
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Granted but it only had two followed by 200 L's.
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granted..

but the album is nu-country-dubstep.


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granted but it has down syndrome and dies 2 days later

i wish i had a 12 inch cock
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Granted but you're impotent and don't have balls.

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Granted but it's attached to a man named alonso and we are sowing him to your body.

I wish dogs could talk
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Granted though fortune is a 15 month old Cambodian child he recently adopted

I wish dogs could fucking talk
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Granted but the only speak in languages you don't understand.

I wish every tree grew smokable weed.
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granted but the weed causes AIDS and cancer.

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Quote I wish every tree grew smokable weed.


Granted, but the wholesale mass deforestation that ensues kills the lungs of the planet causing all animal life to perish after 100 fantastic years. Plus there are no munchies!


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Granted, but you now you'll always have hat-hare!

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He only here to warn us what the plan is
The hour is upon us, it's bananas
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Granted...but your country's already had one in Nixon..(Vietnam)
and just like Nixon,he fucks up too..

I wish I could have pink flecks in clouds..
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Granted ....... but I didn't know what "pink flecks" were, so for forcing me to go out of my way & Google the definition, I poked your eyes out so now ya won't be able to see em. Shit happens


I wish I had ever lasting wishes


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Granted, but you die of an aneurysm 30 seconds later.


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Your wish is granted,but the forum now becomes like a scolarship
and sterile,all humor and creativity is now devoid..

I wish ppl wouldn't throw stones at all our glass homes,
"You need to learn how to make an exit,before you can make an entrance".
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