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    Posted: 01 April 2015 at 7:23am

As we all know, all the previous tournaments on Lyrical Assault have been complete failures. People just arent capable of voting in anything and the level of contribution to the site is dropping drastically. Which gave me a great idea for a tournament.

Gone are the days when you would vote on the outcome of the battle. Gone are the days when you would even need to show up for your battle. This new tournament starting in a few days is tailor made just for LA. Let's forget about our weaknesses and lets start concentrating on our strengths.


The formula for this new tournament will work like this. It doesn't matter if you do text, audio, topical or straight punch battles! You will all sign up in here if you want to take part. Once everyone has signed up I will arrange you all into randomly assigned fixtures.

After the battles have been set up and are ready to go, I will then use my proprietary and patented algorithm that I have been working on for the past few months, to automatically determine the outcome of the battle, deciding the chance of a no-show, DQ, KO or another outcome. It will decide who has won and lost without any of the unnecessary waiting for people to vote. This is repeated for each round until we have a winner announced.

Our weakness to show up to tournaments? Gone! Our weakness to vote on tournaments? Gone.

So what's left for you to participate in I hear you ask? Our strengths! You will be free to spam, bitch and moan about the outcome of the battles, attack members for their vote that the computer predicted for them. Just pure unadulterated fun!


So for all those interested in the new tournament, sign your name below and lets get this shit rolling!!!!!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 April 2015 at 7:52am
In it to win it, I have faith in the algorithm!











Hey, wait a minute..
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 April 2015 at 8:04am
So, this tournament is basically a simulation of sorts, if Im not mistaken?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 April 2015 at 8:12am
^ wow
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👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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No body catches the hint of sarcasm here or am I just mistake. Myself . Damn LA MCs where the fuck you at man
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 April 2015 at 9:34am
Originally posted by Cuba Cuba wrote:

^ wow
What? Is there something funny about my comment?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 April 2015 at 9:35am
S--S-Scotty goes in...


Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 April 2015 at 9:36am
Originally posted by AshleyKaos AshleyKaos wrote:

No body catches the hint of sarcasm here or am I just mistake. Myself . Damn LA MCs where the fuck you at man

mistaken* I guess.

But the point is we should stop blaming everybody else and look out for ourselves and I am saying this in general, maybe even I am not contributing to my fullest here. Tbh I only voted in the last to rounds of IC but I'll make sure to vote on every tournament from now on..
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Originally posted by IsaiahtheGreat IsaiahtheGreat wrote:

Originally posted by Cuba Cuba wrote:

^ wow

What? Is there something funny about my comment?


Because Scotty was clearly taking the piss and you didn't seem to get that at all.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 April 2015 at 10:31am
This'll bring L.A back to it's golden era.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 April 2015 at 10:44am
Originally posted by Cuba Cuba wrote:

Originally posted by IsaiahtheGreat IsaiahtheGreat wrote:

Originally posted by Cuba Cuba wrote:

^ wow

What? Is there something funny about my comment?


Because Scotty was clearly taking the piss and you didn't seem to get that at all.
 
Yeah, okay, excuse me if I didn't understand Scotty's sarcasm or whatever like everyone else.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 April 2015 at 11:31am
lmao

It's NOT REAL!!!! it's A SITE!!!!
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so bro..... just be cool like Ric.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 April 2015 at 2:31pm
Scoot stop spamming or I'll hit u with a 2 day ban... locked
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 April 2015 at 3:57pm
lets not keep the april fools on the dl any longer lol Clap
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 April 2015 at 9:59pm
If it wasn't clear, this was an April fools joke.
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