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Scotty32
Site Owner Speaker of Wisdom & Truth Joined: 18 October 2003 Location: North West, UK Status: Offline Points: 10489 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 3-4-0 Form: WLLWLL |
Topic: New tournament: Automated Annihilation Posted: 01 April 2015 at 7:23am |
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As we all know, all the previous tournaments on Lyrical Assault have been complete failures. People just arent capable of voting in anything and the level of contribution to the site is dropping drastically. Which gave me a great idea for a tournament. Gone are the days when you would vote on the outcome of the battle. Gone are the days when you would even need to show up for your battle. This new tournament starting in a few days is tailor made just for LA. Let's forget about our weaknesses and lets start concentrating on our strengths. The formula for this new tournament will work like this. It doesn't matter if you do text, audio, topical or straight punch battles! You will all sign up in here if you want to take part. Once everyone has signed up I will arrange you all into randomly assigned fixtures. After the battles have been set up and are ready to go, I will then use my proprietary and patented algorithm that I have been working on for the past few months, to automatically determine the outcome of the battle, deciding the chance of a no-show, DQ, KO or another outcome. It will decide who has won and lost without any of the unnecessary waiting for people to vote. This is repeated for each round until we have a winner announced. Our weakness to show up to tournaments? Gone! Our weakness to vote on tournaments? Gone. So what's left for you to participate in I hear you ask? Our strengths! You will be free to spam, bitch and moan about the outcome of the battles, attack members for their vote that the computer predicted for them. Just pure unadulterated fun! So for all those interested in the new tournament, sign your name below and lets get this shit rolling!!!!!! |
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Concrete
Standard Member Joined: 02 September 2013 Location: Oslo Status: Offline Points: 1418 Crew: Tha Syndicate Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 33-6-0 Form: WWWWWW |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 7:52am | ||
In it to win it, I have faith in the algorithm!
Hey, wait a minute..
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IsaiahtheGreat
Groupie Joined: 01 September 2014 Location: Mississippi Status: Offline Points: 288 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 0-1-0 Form: L |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 8:04am | ||
So, this tournament is basically a simulation of sorts, if Im not mistaken?
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Cuba
Senior Moderator Legendary Assassin Joined: 14 June 2004 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 12327 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 47-22-0 Form: WWWWLW |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 8:12am | ||
^ wow
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JBrenn
Superior Member Joined: 03 May 2006 Status: Offline Points: 3754 Crew: Tha Syndicate Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 40-26-0 Form: WWLWWW |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 8:13am | ||
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Hahahahahah. |
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AshleyKaos
Standard Member Joined: 11 October 2013 Status: Offline Points: 2511 Crew: Tha Syndicate Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 28-63-3 Form: LWLLNQ |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 9:24am | ||
No body catches the hint of sarcasm here or am I just mistake. Myself . Damn LA MCs where the fuck you at man
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NUMBER 1 FEMALE MC TILL THE DEATH OF ME
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IsaiahtheGreat
Groupie Joined: 01 September 2014 Location: Mississippi Status: Offline Points: 288 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 0-1-0 Form: L |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 9:34am | ||
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Titu
Superior Member Joined: 04 July 2013 Location: 🔥 Hell 🔥 Status: Offline Points: 4522 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 47-19-0 Form: WWWWWW |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 9:35am | ||
S--S-Scotty goes in...
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Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head.
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AxyRocker
Standard Member Joined: 16 November 2014 Status: Offline Points: 1297 Crew: Lyricist Inc. Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 23-40-1 Form: LLLLWL |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 9:36am | ||
mistaken* I guess. But the point is we should stop blaming everybody else and look out for ourselves and I am saying this in general, maybe even I am not contributing to my fullest here. Tbh I only voted in the last to rounds of IC but I'll make sure to vote on every tournament from now on..
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Cuba
Senior Moderator Legendary Assassin Joined: 14 June 2004 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 12327 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 47-22-0 Form: WWWWLW |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 10:23am | ||
Because Scotty was clearly taking the piss and you didn't seem to get that at all. |
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Rutter knows best
Senior Moderator Joined: 15 March 2014 Location: Manny hood Status: Offline Points: 4529 Crew: EMPIRE Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 44-12-0 Form: WWWWLW |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 10:31am | ||
This'll bring L.A back to it's golden era.
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#bananas
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IsaiahtheGreat
Groupie Joined: 01 September 2014 Location: Mississippi Status: Offline Points: 288 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 0-1-0 Form: L |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 10:44am | ||
Yeah, okay, excuse me if I didn't understand Scotty's sarcasm or whatever like everyone else.
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Ricaul
Banned Joined: 16 January 2015 Location: Suid Afrika Status: Offline Points: 345 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 5-7-0 Form: WLLWLL |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 11:31am | ||
lmao
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It's NOT REAL!!!! it's A SITE!!!! The only place faggots can talk Shiite without get'n their asses kicked... so bro..... just be cool like Ric. |
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dalinquent
Superior Member Joined: 04 June 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4687 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 29-23-1 Form: WLLLWL |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 2:31pm | ||
Scoot stop spamming or I'll hit u with a 2 day ban... locked
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Naga
Groupie Joined: 01 April 2015 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 51 |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 3:57pm | ||
lets not keep the april fools on the dl any longer lol
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My presence speaks volumes before I say a word.
Mos Def |
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Scotty32
Site Owner Speaker of Wisdom & Truth Joined: 18 October 2003 Location: North West, UK Status: Offline Points: 10489 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 3-4-0 Form: WLLWLL |
Posted: 01 April 2015 at 9:59pm | ||
If it wasn't clear, this was an April fools joke.
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