just thought it would be cool to have a gallery of all the different styles up on this site...cuz we may beef alot but we all are some talented normal guys....anybody welcome howzabout 10 lines a person....orion and jehu welcome and would even be appreciated. only stipulation....it must be keystyled...be honest, and stick to your "style" make it like a symphony...different instruments...ya dig?  enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

kosmosart.....

 

 

deaths invisible components

 

andromedean compendium codex

 

my abs are ripped from bow flex

 

stuck in cougars akimboed both legs

 

arch angel of mystery and portal number 7

 

heliocentric lies diminish heaven

 

no surprise, my metaphors, a weapon!

 

open your eyes, flaming swords, syncronistic telepathy

 

look to the skies, claiming wars against egotistic neural chemistry

 

discourage my enemy, with courage, claiming supremecy....

 

upping....go off the last line...upping

 

 

 

Life sucks, self righteous, I've climbed up

the highest mountains, an' fallen down

If I got beef, I'll call 'em out, it's awkward now

slaughtered, POW, my flows drown haters

have you sick to death, there's no brown paper

get an ounce made up....

meh.... just happened. Just ended.

Went to Lane Bryant to buy my mom a bra

Slammed my dick in the car door, tried to laugh it off

Found the Ark's final resting place with the Staff of Ra

J504: the reason Superman don't take to the skies no more

I despise that bore, this nigga don't know what Xray eyes are for

I'd set my sights on a goal that's cooler

like seeing Selena Gomez cooter

Over the whole planet J would be Ruler

Chillin' on a throne, sippin' Ecto Cooler 

  

 

 

That line makes no fucking sense to me

Wondering what the fuck it even means

your posts create Misery like you're Stephen King

But the King is Jehu, maybe you could be his queen?

and polish his royal sceptor, shine it clean

Whether it's a King or a Queen, you could make your beds

getting fucked so hard that it would shake your dreads

You could be unamused by the jesters and just shake your heads

create some new screennames or just take your meds

 

 

 

in pirate terms "booty" has a different meaning

so Jack off Jack Sparrow while he's gangsta leaning

I'm so mean with this deaning it's like I'm Keith Jardine'n

Arrive on the scene and bitches start the feenin'

My Wayin is so Ivory is like my name was Keenan

Your mom is submarinin' the way she's holdin' down the seamen 

So don't try to act happy when really you're sad

I literally sonned you cause I'm really your dad 

 

SON?

 

Be careful what you say Big Game. You're so close to getting banned again. And, as you're too stupid to realise, it wasn't even remotely about him. But I wouldn't expect you to catch that.

like Rueben Studdard's neck fat

Soy Un Perdedor! Where the fuck is Beck at?

It's a fact, My eyes contain cataracts, so where's my weed at? 

I smash any and all rhymes that are herb-made

This shit's so fishy, like Tom Hanks fucking a mermaid

make a big SPLASH! when I step on the scene

Haters gone Hate, still I stride like I shit in my jeans

I re-used that last line, most don't know what it means

Pop-n-lock'n my body, avoid the Illuminati

stepped out at the club, splashed on Hai Karate

I'mma get in my zone, just give me a second

then I go BEAST MODE like Armor King from Tekken
Look at my face, bro I'm like a buff ass Tigger

Snarl and I growl then I suplex a nigga  

 

Snarl and I growl then I suplex a nigga  

then take ya "one story" Frame, and "Duplex" ya Figure

go figure, how i get bigger, from eatin all of your Livers

reasons i stand and Deliver, by feedin souls to tha River

ya feets are frozen from shivers, from any chosen Contender

after i kill, i look at you so long til my Features Frozen on Pictures

 

 

 

Sass

im a skilled street fighter, so F that mess u figa...

make you dash, when i hair pin trigga

keep bitches in my kung fu grip like a gi joe action figure

buster and babs bunny the seed of jessica and roger rabbit

examine the metaphor before i go and stab it.

my style is raw like the ice truck killer

while your wack shit aint worth the time for this filler

so the point is kosmosis schooled by the greatest coaches...

upping like supercalifragalisticexpiealidocious.....

 

I'm ferocious

I re-arrange the place on your face where your nose is

I'm the closest thing to ironic when i focus

Choke firemen out with their hoses

Make Kosmosis stop to smell the roses

even though he's now missing the space where his nose is

 

 

I'm thinkin on my feet like a scarecrow with no attached brain

Whitney Houston tounge-kissed my pee-hole for crack cocaine  

upping like supercalifragalisticexpiealidocious.....

and i Cancle Scabz, you mad you missed it, Whys this Maggot Boastin?

soon as my pen touches Pad, Filled wit that Emotion

you Laser Taggin, Flamin Faggot, Pace in Backwardz Motions

 

 

 

Sass

 

 

 

 

I'll blast you back by wave attack with vastness like an ocean

me myself, I lack emotion and devotion

so pass the lotion 

coz I'm getting rashed from this jacking motion 

187, if you get the notion

I'm sickened off this potion

walking straight into the light like a train's approachin'

smoking cause I'm dope and

boastin' as I'm postin 

 

boastin' as I'm postin, ima let that Soak-in, while im Coastin

J Sassyn Average?, niggas Lackin, cuz i do tha Most When

im always on tha Prowl warrior Growl, similar to a Trojan

in Closeing, as i Closen,  only see motion, cuz words were never Spoken

 

 

 

Sass

 

Hung my foot in they ass, I ain't seen them dudes since

I wrecked a blue Benz while driving it too tense

I piss Chinese people off when I scream out "HADOKEN!" 

What can I do when all of my boys are rude friends? 

Remember Bret didn't screw Bret, Vince screwed Vince

Montreal Screwjob, Kneel before Zod

Givin' the nod, nigga..Nep for lead mod

Rantin' and ravin, you think I was misbehavin before?

Savin' Miss Moneypenny while I'm shavin pussy galore

 

 

Got yo back like a vest they best not fuck wit ya!

yo...

My hand controls the wheel of the Oldsmobile

drive by late at night looking for foes to kill!

Frank Castle swagger, skulldrag you bastards

you ragtag-ass-faggots won't last against the masters

of the universe and yes we doin' you first

fucked on the bang bus then on to the hearse!

 

Beatin' off to iCarly, steady makin' the head rock 

Chris Hansen busted in, put me in the figure 4 leglock

 

 

YUP! I smash this outta the park Like babe Ruth call me Bambino!
so shit why should i be scared of king cuban the new york little guido?

the dude flow is like a ninety year old mans nuts up in a speedo

get the metaphor i beat your ass till its illegal....

suplex Hornswaggle till he's a bruised elf

bitch-slapped mini-me...who's left? 

masterbation ain't fucking, it's do-it-yourself

Turn on G4 and see a sweet whore I've seen before

Olivia Munn as Princess Leia made me skeet more

Explodin' like C-4 until my meats sore

detour from the doctor visit, now I bleed more

Stayin' away from the seashore like "what's the beach for?"

Feelin' saddlesore from ridin' a seahorse. 

piss in the earths core and pass the master's course

simply complex, orion is too good for this cypher

captain planets a real nigga, and i think youre a vagina...

show up at the gay bar, smilin', buckwild and sayin' "Hi, Men"

Me, Post-Fallout I plan to be the last man standin on tha' planet

bask in it's vastness ridin' in a black van filled with Xanax 

Tantric antics getting romantic with myself with hand-tricks

all bitches vanished, so I'm panic'd and I can't stand it,   

I'm fuckin' all things inorganic wearing a tan vest and spandex

All life banned, shit - no need to be sycophantic so I'm in control like Janet

Fuck Captain Planet, I can't stand him

this is Post Apocalyptica, the way that I ran it

 

 

follow the leader to safety, come with me if you want to live

i know all the tricks of survival, lots of knowledge to give

rule number one, and i am praying you listen

better aim straight as to not waste the ammunition.....

its to late to turn back would jepradise the mission

Id rather fall dead where i stand than disapear and go missin

Im master of my own land so invaders better listen

 

 

 

I slap hoes fo' sho' all day long

inject HGH into my knuckles to keep my pimp hand strong

My money ain't right? Baby-Powder-blast of smoke KO's that Hoe

Take the bitches face n' have it appraised at an Antique Road Show, bro

 

where's my cloak and dagger at?

This bitch tagged me on Facebook, Imma tagger back

went to Smackdown to jack summa Jack Swagger's swagger back

Welcome to college, this semester you're owned..so

Spill the rest-a-your Paton on Sylvester Stallone

Yo Adrian, why won't these midgets in my head leave me alone?

It's cause Clubber Lang clubbed' in ur brain and FUBAR'd your dome

My evening started off Rocky...

drank some sake, watched hockey and downloaded Bukkake

Now I'm just hyper...

one hell-of-a-typer when I comes to this cypher

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

one hell-of-a-typer when I comes to this cypher hardest

men cease to regasiter humanity on my radar, moving targets

positivatly the darkest, meanest, badest thing youll ever know

that cosumes oxygen and h2o to make his blood flow

My ryhmes glow golden fuck it this talent im holdin

Is more priceless than the shroud jesus body went cold in

 

King of Kings runnin' things, Sucka deitys all call him Sire!

With things lookin' dire, he's the Tower of Power

The Man of the Hour, savin' ya soul from a Lake of Fire

Died for yo sins, shared his father, so ya not orphaned

Took the "L", saved ya a forfeit, nailed in pain raised endorphins

You can look at this one way, maybe it's just Sunday

or smile, clear the runway and wait for that one day 

or smile, clear the runway and wait for that one day 

no tears, after how that HE makes satan pay

bow to the master, JESUS CHRIST, the ONLY way

does that make you mad allah? or satan? or gay?

i would love to remain on earth and chat, but cant stay...

I would love to remain on earth and chat, but cant stay...

there's a spaceship behind Halley's Comet to take me away

Judgement Day but without a T-1000

Neutered this vessel to stop it from arousin'

Rollin' like Powell-Peralta with what John Travolta told ya

Applewhite's a soldier, don't let anybody fold ya

Wait! here comes that comet, I got my black Nikes on!

uh-oh... L. Ron, nooo! looks like he was wrong all along.  

put down the bong, and break into song, know the words? please come along:

 

"kosmosis: urinating in the sink,

push your mind to its brink,

smack a bitch, then take a drink,

rope her down, then push in pink,

motor mouth, who's cold as me?

golden clouds, shinobi rosary

i know the sounds decoded notary

flows know andromeda locally

you aint yoking me...are you joking me

take a toke and blow smoke of cocoa leaf?

 

J's wordplay stays straight blazed, they hate with disbelief

Woooooooo! Just call me Chuck like I don't give a fuck

Never stuck in rut, now that my life doesn't suck

but I remember the days when life had J fucked in the butt

Back before I spit hard rhymes, I hit hard times

no hands out to put the ball across the yardline 

It's hard to be at ease when ya b's on the streets

not shit to eat, no cheese and no shoes on your feets

No Nikes, highly unlikely that I would still run it

They called me Matt Damon, caused I was GoodWill Hunting 

That last line could only be felt by those who were poor

and they couldn't buy shit from a regular store

but J's better than ever than he ever was before

Pouring the Red Bull and over Haters I soar

 

 

 

 

  

Pouring the Red Bull and over Haters I soar

my spaceships a dodge so what you staring for?

im ready to fuck, my costumes so tight

im ketchup mother fucker, plus i rhyme tight

ernest goes to camp, grover does the dishes

give your mom a big bird, snitches get the ditches

im so gangster, i am so intellectual

i am the nerdiesst white guy with only one testicle

your mom calls me sebastian.

your mom calls me sebastian, I laugh just for laughs

I like your raincoat bitch, now die from the crabs

Look deep into my eyes, can you see the despise?

Realize Apollo ain't movin', "if he dies, he dies"

Watch the X-wing rise, can you believe your eyes?

and Luke ain't movin' shit either, and he's had too many tries   

Break the glass ceiling, rape the ass of Teela from He-Man

fuck the ass of Bam Margera with the whole body of Wee-Man

Where's P-Man? is he banned?

Flocking your Seagulls to see the way we ran

 

REBEL DAUGHTER OF BRET HART!

 

 

REBEL DAUGHTER OF BRET HART!

seredipitous bean fart

orions just weak art

take a dump at the wal mart

shoplift cookies, and tampons

evict the wookies, starfleet stands strong.

While Counselor Troy's mindgame ploys keep making my dick get hard

the Space Time continium ripples as I Vulcan nerve pinch her nipples

looks like she's got a 70's bush, but that's just http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trouble_With_Tribbles" rel="nofollow - "The Trouble with Tribbles"

Back to that song with Picard, as he sings his part he turns the volume up a smidge

You bald headed wack bastard, what kind of collab are havin?

you keep downsizing my part, don't make me get my phaser and start blastin!

His bald ass just starts laughin' looks to Worf and says "Grab him!"

Now I got him Klingin on me like that nigga thinks we 'rasslin

But I ain't havin it, I reach for the communicator and start grabbing it 

"Beam me up, Scotty32" I ain't down with this faggot shit!

 

 

 

 

In battles its easy to help em get shown love by nurses

Or even worst, which is giving em headlines at churches

For the all black affair where people cry an whispers curses

Im on my perch, u cant reach me, peep me? Go an purchase

My services can be copped $10 per disc

These men holla they spit

But when its time you'll find that all they really do is, gargle an swallow like chicks

 

lol

and rip through that bitch who kept talking shit  

This is it, Don't get pissed if J ain't likin' your faction

don't try and call me a faggot cause I'm likin' Michael Jackson

Hate cause I'm...

 

An...

LA Killer

Always a Thriller

Dope Rhyme Dealer

that hits ya with tha realer

Fuck Godzilla

I blow illa an' I

show no vanilla

makin' it rain, so

start forecastin' scrilla

 

You can get your fix, Pookie, no need to beg

Pass me the mic and I'm snappin' like Sid Vicious' leg

 

 

I got a nice Flair like that http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2007/11/ricflair.jpg" rel="nofollow - dude with white hair

Wooooo! motherfucka! Hootie-Hoo and shit

Keystyle Lyrical genius when I'm doin' this

I ain't even proofing this, I'm just usin' uzi clips 

Puttin' a foot in yo ass, calling it the shoe that fits 

Looking for the bitch with the hugest tits

get her pussy moist thinkin' how this dude can spit

but she betta not or somethin' strange will happen

Start laughin' and catch the bitch nappin' with an http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry%20dragon" rel="nofollow - Angry Dragon  

 

 

Freestyle til I'm senile..... mean while....

I've been hurting from the first but i'm not yet dead

i was born on the floor of an allotment shed

i'm a tipsy gipsy but i'm harmless

i want out of the city where the kids are heartless

cos some are nitty-gritty wig scarers

sons of inner-city pig farmers

i want out now to the countryside

where bumpkins munch on pumpkin pie

and fuck larger

we drink brown and mild in yard glasses

down with the style of our fathers

who are in the pub 

six nights a week playing cards with thugs

for uncut drugs running an open market

the dogs are coming i can here them barkin

alone in a barn in the rafters - laughin,

with a pound of home-grown for sparkin

a knife to sharpen and a rifle, idle 

until i get an eyeful of tony martin

 

I rob Tony Martin, but don't sound the alarm or

try to bring harm when I disarm a farmer

I hate snitches, natural born bitches

I got a Superman Punch for their ass like John Fitch's 

Lights out - hit the switches -Bitch wash the dishes

peep the teapot for a genie and you pickin' 3 wishes

First wish, gimme a rich chick with thick hips

big tits and a face that likes ta get hit

2nd wish, gimme a sick bitch with six kids

This one time at Band Camp, I saw this bald Zero guy

Fucking dessert, Smashing Pumpkin Pie

I walked the Naked Mile cause a bitch made it worth my while

Whipped out The Longest Yard and it made her smile

My dad said do something cool to prove ya wild

So I slapped Julia Stiles

 

tracked by light miles

blade like teeth of crocodiles

want the beef, the doctor's files?

count your wiles, vials of styles

piles and piles of towels and owls

how is your cowers and powers ?

now that time travels unravels

grab this bitch by her jowels

my suit is so tight, I gotta fuck

I Press My Luck, fuck a wammy

Heath Ledger ducked a grammy

by dying

Rey Mysterio is high-flying

I ain't lying

Why isn't Magic Johnson still dying?

I'm on fire from feet to head

Kobra Kai, motherfucker sweep the leg

  

Coin the phrase with teeth punched dead

Coming hot enough to burn it

Jerk'n stirrups, mount and work it

Pounds up virgins, subs a boomin'

Ounce of purple cush consume'n

Push the movement...  pinch it midway!

J'son's like he came from Camp Crystal Lake

I ain't bustin' caps, I'm just bustin with Cap

when the Lyricists link, we smash in collabs

Like a blast from the past yall gloriously bask

back in time like you drove a Deloreon fast

 

Back to my guns, yeah, I pistol-whip hoes

and rip pros in half and switch to dip mode

my shits cold and hits in slow mode

rhymes so fresh they never grow old

I bang your sister so hard I make her hymen spark

Hit the Long John Silvers, SUCK MY DICK IM A SHARK

 

Take a shot, put me in a syringe n ya viens'll pop

Conversating wit snakes n smart enough to persuade the lot
If I say to hop ya wieght will drop when steppin to nate to take the top
Flow outrageous hot, like crackpipes when blazen rock

Cuz the second I step off stage the straight amazement stops

 

Put heat on the home-grown and splash on Patron

Spit some game on your mom when I feel the good purp

Whip out 12 inches so she can check my foot work

She's already in her 40's but she's still a good girl

plus I've already blasted your sister up out of this world

gave the bitch a necklace like it's made of pearls

they gave me mustache rides like My Name was Earl

Yo ya Mom's feeling good when the valiums on

I'm keeping it in the family like it's Itallian-owned  

well J, you know those Wops with their medallions on?

Goddamn, no J, sometimes I want to shoot you while my Gatling's on

get my zappin' on, I feel tall like I'm battlin' plastic gnomes 

blastin them in their vapid domes leavin their asses pwned 

true   

Leavin' shocked emoticons feelin' dazed and confused

Wordplays leave 'em bruised from the phrases I used

On the attack fightin' back like J's been abused but

I just do this for kicks, and it ain't even phasin' my shoes

Fucking raw in this cypher, rip the dreads off Mekhi Phifer

Dirty Sanchez'd Rosie Perez and I don't even like her 

I'm straight outta bubblegum and about to go Piper

I'm getting rid of your shit like I'm changin' a diaper 

 

  

I'm getting rid of your shit like I'm changin' a diaper 

 so give me one shot and its a kill like a sniper

 

I traveled through time to make sure you ain't jockin' me

Besides, You don't even exist, I made sure of this properly

I punched your mom's stomach so hard her legs got real wobbily

Made sure that she'd miscarriage, won't leave shit to "probably"

Ripped off your dad's entire right shoulder, http://www.dexter-tv.com/en/images/gallery/Angel%20Batista.jpg" rel="nofollow - Batista yelled out "Ahm Wobb-a-wee"  

  

rhyme tighter than jordans vagina..

..after the op im like a celebrity sex pest

i will stalk jessie j enevitably get sex?..yes

i will do her like a dude

put my dick in her ass n i wont use no lube....

put the video on youtube but it gets banned cos its too rude..

act like you got 'plaques' but your not really flossin..

yer youve probly got plaque but from not really flossin

he says he stacks paper high but i dont think hes able

he'd only stack paper high if he worked in staples....

 

 

You'd only stack paper high if ya worked in Staples

You can't stand against my might like ya partially disabled

I'm screamin "Romeo must Die" like I flew through on  cables

Cause I ain't fucked Julie yet, like I'm The Donald without Marla Maples

But I'll turn the tables, brush aside the cockblock until I see that I'm able

To have her jackin' my beanstalk like I remixed the fables

Then Imma grab her by the throat to make sure that she's stable

put them pancakes together than I dispense with the maple

 

and i get to thinking, how did you get by with those skills,

ill make you eat your words like cake the way you get your hole filled,

i hear your bitchin its like an ann summers party except with no frills,

its all cotton and lace, lyrically soddomized with rape,

you suddenly awake with a dick in your face attached to one of your mates,

your a snake you sell out for 12 silver pieces.... you got judas's traits

You got Judas's traits, I'm sayin' it straight to ya face

The money means shit when compared to what you've embraced

Right now is the place, once your futures erased

Misguided hopes, thoughts and prophecies misplaced

Getting high off of dreams, it's just too bad that the shit has been laced

Time & Space is the race and you can't keep up with the chase

when your incoherent fantasies are getting out-paced

Now that which you've held sacred is gone without a trace 

Water into wine yet you just use it to get shitfaced

Unknowingly on the wrong team, how does Lucifer's dick taste?

 

 

Unknowingly on the wrong team, how does Lucifer's dick taste?

 

 

Paint myself black like I'm racial profilin' 

Arms behind my head, pumpin' and stylin'

Get caught in my posing, and Ooop's a put child in...

side-a-yo chick - cause I let it flow quick...

She kept screamin' "It's so thick"

So I went hard with no quit

before I knew it, i'm like "Oh Shit!"

Paint myself black like I'm ...wait a second...

feels like I've got this dialed-in

It's a very familiar style in-

corporated here, truth surrounds me like I'm an island 

I feel pretty sure I remember a line here or two 

Is this some kind of trick, hey what did you do?

Is this deja vu? or do I got a screw loose?

Am I rememberin' the future like that kosmosis dude?

 

Am I rememberin' the future like that kosmosis dude?

 

safe from a pink slip cause I'd need a better test

That issue though is better swept

under a rug, so let her rest

I'm onto a better quest, you know how I letter vets

Eat them bitches up like a rat at a cheddarfest

Rippin' through torsos leaving severed chests

Always got the upperhand in this cleverfest

stand you on the trap door, then the levers pressed

I saw Scotty on a corner in a leather vest

wore it over his feather dress, he said he give me head or sex

Threw-up, but now do I feel better? Yes!

Drunken, I park my face in some heffer's chest  

Drunken, I park my face in some heffer's chest ....

 

that shit be bout shockin ya's

lookin 4 ya balls go fetch da binoculars

or think about movin on somewhere more popular

pop pop poppin ya

CAN I HAVE MY COAT BACK

THIS SHIT BE GETTIN LESS FUCKIN TRAFFIC THAN A GOAT TRACK

 

LESS FUCKIN TRAFFIC THAN A GOAT TRACK? oh snap!

This thread is the shit!!! well...until somebodys postin' wack

Shiver next to my lines, so you know just where the cold is at

Frozen tracks- Hope ya broke ass can find the coat rack where ya coat is at

Sub Zero finishers diminish your coldest acts

Hard to keep your pose in tact with a slope'n back

Smash all your magic like you got your hocus pocus jacked

man, I'm only jokin', fag- just wait till I get my focus back

 

Cause rollin over hoes is how a PIMP-MAKES-CHEESE

Saying you're an M-C is like sayin' a LIMB'S-A-TREE

Maybe you should "get out" before I TRIM-YOUR-LEAVES

J's an MIB, leave ya MIA outside ya EM-BA-SSY

Then deliver you DOA with no SYM-PA-THY

Only playin' around tho so my foes kick rocks on LIMPIN-FEET

cause with middle-school rhymes, ain't nobody GIMPIN-ME