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Two Bar Weapons

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Category: Emcee Lounge
Forum Name: Cypher Games
Forum Description: Diss the person above you, 1-2 punch, etc.
URL: http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=33446
Printed Date: 20 April 2024 at 4:30pm


Topic: Two Bar Weapons
Posted By: Beans
Subject: Two Bar Weapons
Date Posted: 19 July 2014 at 2:27am
ok its a weapons cypher.... drop two bars involving the weapon the person left behind for you, then leave a new weapon for them


first weapon = Candle stick




GO!


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1-2 Season 1 Final Champ



Replies:
Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 23 July 2014 at 4:21pm
Smack you wit a candle stick that's lit
shove it straight up your ass while your taking a shit
its smells like burnt booty and its making me sick
pulled it out your ass and im gonna have to give it a lick
 
Dildo


Posted By: Beans
Date Posted: 24 July 2014 at 1:36am
Gayest kid on the site^^^ must be high on pills,ya
cos he's lickin anal candle sticks and lookin for dildos!
plus we dont need to diss, and thats on the real yo...
so i pulled out the machete and killed bro


Machete ...


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1-2 Season 1 Final Champ


Posted By: RealBlitzComet
Date Posted: 24 July 2014 at 4:32am
Everyone's probably ready for me to rhyme with spaghetti
or even serengeti, my machete will slice you up like confetti
my breaths are heavy as I stalk you, and your face is sweaty
my blade is deadly, right inside your chest I'm shredding

....lead pipe






Posted By: JVBM
Date Posted: 28 July 2014 at 9:19am
little bitch, stop moaning, looks like you enjoy this lead pipe in your abdomen,
quite a nymph, maybe you're the one who could bear my dick and keep adoring,
but first let me piss in your nostrils, don't move, or I'll use a metal nossel,
colossal cohones to own the moment, one you dreamed in hentai for attonemennt

sickel


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 29 July 2014 at 7:27pm
Communist by trade ill rape you with my fucking sickel
Humanist by day ill make you  start sucking on my pickle
It might not be the biggest but it sure in the fuck aint  little
Ill shove it deep down your anal pipe and itll meet your heart in the middle
 
 
Sausage
 


Posted By: XLNC
Date Posted: 29 July 2014 at 7:40pm
Who's Next???

Yo kid u ain't shit,U preach Dicks,
My Sausage will slap ya harder than a dumped bitch
As I Bash ur ass with that delicious shit,
Stuck it between ur ass like a Hot Dogg click...


Next Guy's weapon:
Teddy Bear or a Shotgun(Ur choice)



Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 29 July 2014 at 7:48pm
I will beat the hardness out of you with a teddy bear
As I sit and stair at the mirror with me in your moms underwear
I prepared my little teddy bear with a pretty pink shutgun
Now go have your kids play with it, it outta be fun
 
 
keyboard


Posted By: XLNC
Date Posted: 29 July 2014 at 7:57pm
Yo...

Mom Believed I'll be the god of musical hits,
True as I hit u with my keyboard playin shit,
U so sore,U deadbeat get sluts at rap,
As I play 'JAzz' and encore the Octaves in ur ass

Next Weapon:
A pen



Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 29 July 2014 at 8:12pm
I will lyrically  beat you to death with words written in pen
my scripts splurge on words to discourage what you thought then
Scriptures that  emerge while you contemplate life at its end
I converge at your house and submerge you in some  sick content
 
Nicotine


Posted By: XLNC
Date Posted: 29 July 2014 at 8:23pm
Yo...

I'm dope,With my scriptz and Lyrical flow,
And Ur just a Blow As I smoke u like a Nicotine Clove,
U ain't mystical,Ur a ho workin guests,
And I D'limb ya Usin Nicotine cigarettes...

Next Weapon:
A Boombox






Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 29 July 2014 at 8:43pm

Ill rain on your parade while i fuck you up with a boombox

Ill rape your date and knock off both socks
 
Take her to a cave and pelt her in the face with rocks
 
Later in the day bring over some friends so she can share our cocks
 
 
Nuclear Submarine


Posted By: XLNC
Date Posted: 30 July 2014 at 5:32pm
Yo...

Kid u slick,Nah U suck,U ain't fine tuned,
And My Guns Are bigger,bitch,Better watch what's behind u,
A fight clue,Go fuck yoself,U ain't heat,
As I blast U away(BOMBS AWAY)and all left is ur corpse and deadmeat

Next Weapon-:
CHAINZ


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 30 July 2014 at 5:40pm
Bitch please you couldn't even rhyme with nuclear submarine,
Ima fuck your dog from behind and flick up on your moms bean,
Ill take two chains and rap them around your mother for gods sake
Run a Minaj on that twat and fuck her to death while listening to drake
 
Harmonica


Posted By: XLNC
Date Posted: 30 July 2014 at 5:47pm
Yo....

Musical Death for u bitch,U ain't fly,
While I blow ur ass up Like Harmonica Playing style,
It's me stomping the shit outta yo corpse,U dead,
And Hit my Notes That's over u as I hit the harmonica on yo head


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 30 July 2014 at 5:56pm

No weapons to verse to so im gonna beat you with my wits

Ill tell you there is a prize on the other side during high traffic
 
Leave your body bend up curled like It was a tragic accident
 
News feed bitch saying this fool XLNC thought he was doing magic
 
windex
 
 


Posted By: XLNC
Date Posted: 30 July 2014 at 6:11pm
Yo..


This cock's a bum,I'mma wrench him to his casket,
And I'll shatter whole ya pieces like windex glasses
This bitch ain't passing hate,he's a bitch,
And I'll smash da Glass over his head like windex in profit

Next Weapon-:
Paper




Posted By: Ransom
Date Posted: 30 July 2014 at 6:13pm
Once I spit a bar I make the post sizzle

ran out of gun play when I unloaded both pistols//

so im down to grit no clip just a index

so in next i reach for the heat of the windex//

stapler 



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~Lyrical Death Dealer~
"The Mike Myers of Papyrus"


Posted By: XLNC
Date Posted: 30 July 2014 at 6:21pm
Yo...

Word!!,This kid ain't dope,he can't diss,
As I staple Ransom's cock in Dizzle's pussy like 'Stable Sex Practise'
And I spit heat,but This kid's a bum,
so I'll staple ur head,posin threats, like a real Ransom

Next Weapon:
Diapers


Posted By: spume corrupt
Date Posted: 30 July 2014 at 6:23pm
I'm on the corner serving up eight balls
Some kid here asking to get murdered with staples
He ain't got no paper, I ain't roughing him up
Closed his eyes with a stapler, pushed em under a truck

A Truck

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Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 30 July 2014 at 6:32pm
Currupt better duck before I hit him with my monster truck
With his luck he'll be fucked and wind up getting struck
Brains stuck to the side of my pick up like  a dead duck
I swerved out the way and the last thing I could say way oh FUCKKKKKKK
 
Soap Dispenser
 


Posted By: seek truth
Date Posted: 01 August 2014 at 5:12am
i'll pull your ass into a public restroom, leave you with several stab wounds
your fucking face'll be more horrifying then Majora's moon
I will not stop swinging 'till your meat is tender
and fill you fucking blood into the soap dispenser

A wheelchair

(and no, i'm not dissing anybody)


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Hopesin
Vinnie Paz
SwizZz
G Mo Skee
Apathy
Benji (not the one you're thinking about)
...Hip Hop ain't dead....it's just not popular anymore


Posted By: XanexBars
Date Posted: 01 August 2014 at 9:01pm
I smash dudes with steel chairs - smack whoever, so be scared /
Baseball bat to the knee caps, end up in a wheel chair /
While he smacks his lips, I'll crack my fist onto his whole face...
SpiN him around in circles n' send him down a hill with no brakes /

A walking stick


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 01 August 2014 at 10:12pm
Hey errbody, its slick dizz with his walking stick
Move out ta way, hell take dat shit and wack you on the dick with it
Hes a sick bitch that fuck ya grandma between her titz
next hell grab that stick and shove it deep down her anus
 
Bag of Shit


Posted By: Sirius
Date Posted: 06 August 2014 at 11:36pm
I coil like a spring, the bag is clutched within my grip /
Twisted taught the bag hangs all dowm by my opposite hip /
I yawn to make you yawn cuz it's contagious then I twitch /
Release and bladder your face with my exploding bag of shit /

New Weapon: pair of plyers


Posted By: Ransom
Date Posted: 06 August 2014 at 11:51pm
I spit fire, hotter then a deep fire ~
you religious? well Ill help you meet fryer..
when I play meat buyer
and hang you from your nuts with a pair of sleek pliers//

New Weapon - Pencil 


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~Lyrical Death Dealer~
"The Mike Myers of Papyrus"


Posted By: Drugeye
Date Posted: 07 August 2014 at 2:18am
I'm a top tier shank master, tied with Quid/
Drawing blood til' your spill your very last bid/
In my hands, a pencil gets violent potential/
Like a true Rock'n'Rolla, I'm highly special/

New Weapon: Barbed wire


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~ No Class ~


Posted By: Mitch.Wagwaan
Date Posted: 11 August 2014 at 9:41am
Wrap my Bat in 'barbed wire', Smash whoever I desire,
I'm the most 'Dangerous Man', just ask Danny Dyer!

NEXT WEAPON: CIGGARETTE Butt..


Posted By: littlebill
Date Posted: 11 August 2014 at 7:15pm
make ya choke on mah ciggarette butt
kick you into my pit and feed you to a mutt,

Next Weapon: Uzi



Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 11 August 2014 at 8:52pm
Ill passionately spray down your whole family with an uzi
 
take the females and rape the fuck outta them ina Jacuzzi
Your rhymes don't amuze me b, they certainly abuse me
Flows suck so hard that they have fucking confused me
 
 
PITCH FORK


Posted By: Endeavor
Date Posted: 11 August 2014 at 10:39pm
Pitchfork madness, insanity with a hillbilly
I'm King Triton bastards, ill with the delivery
Thrust the spikes viciously through my little enemy
I'm the face of Disney, fuck a mermaid, I'm dropping bitches instantly


Next weapon: a table

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#Bananas



Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 12 August 2014 at 6:11pm
Im wrecking shit and leaving no evidence, , my mind aint stable
Checking my confidence, I grab the nearest object, its a fucking table
Smash you to fucking death with this shit and leaving you all fucked up
Back the fuck up as I leave this table on the floor and start to jab and punch
 
HAIRSPRAY


Posted By: seek truth
Date Posted: 13 August 2014 at 7:44am
ya about to have a bad hair-day, as i spray your eyes with hairspray.
then grap a sharpend toothpick and slash away.
then sprinkel you wounds with colone and just lissen to you moans
uh-oh, looks like dog just got his bone

next weapon; The fucking Bible


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Hopesin
Vinnie Paz
SwizZz
G Mo Skee
Apathy
Benji (not the one you're thinking about)
...Hip Hop ain't dead....it's just not popular anymore


Posted By: RealBlitzComet
Date Posted: 13 August 2014 at 12:33pm
Rather than a rifle, I could kill you with a bible
Most prolific weapon ever, getting kinda primal
If only I was god, I'd be a bit more homicidal
But it's Sunday, pass the massacres to my disciples

Next Weapon - Breast Implant



Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 13 August 2014 at 2:30pm
Ill fuck your whole family, including your piece of shit dad
Ill beat ya in the face with a AIDS ridden breast implant
Grab a surgical knife and stab away and your little sister
Take that bible from comet and read to your family some scriptures
 
BACON


Posted By: littlebill
Date Posted: 13 August 2014 at 8:13pm
Waiting for daydizzle to awaken, then i smother him with bacon
grab him by his hair, flip a coin thats fair
i can't stop the murder, keep beating your sister i hurt her
i'm fly, got daydizzle praying like a rabbai

Beef


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 13 August 2014 at 9:07pm
Little Bill gets cheap mischief by slapping people with beef
Causing little noosebleeds I smack this bitch on the cheeks
Grab his beef and beat him into disbelief with a roll of cheese
I make a fucking sandwich out ya, im a savage working at ARBY'S
 
TOE NAIL


Posted By: RealBlitzComet
Date Posted: 13 August 2014 at 9:34pm
Dressed as a mall Santa stabbin' kids in the irises with my toe nails
skin them in places they won't grow hair, don't care if their small hands are
all grabbin' my hat off, their bones bare trying to choke their cold stares 
stop laughin' then fuck their moms in the ass with a road flare

Next Weapon: Prosthetic arm/leg


Posted By: X-centrik
Date Posted: 14 August 2014 at 5:38pm
Make u lie down on ur stomach with yo arms spreaded /drive a roller on it till every bone from ur elbow to ur palms shredded /every time u take a shit u have to let ur girl or mom get in /coz semi vegetables can't wipe their butts with arms that r prosthetic   

Weapon -Body bag


Posted By: seek truth
Date Posted: 15 August 2014 at 12:47am
it could be as simple as to body bag dead fuck
but, this really bright idea struck
"trow in the bag alive, and watch him strive
"to live and not die, trow the bag in the river, make it look like suicide

Next Weapon, let's make it fun; Spoon!


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Hopesin
Vinnie Paz
SwizZz
G Mo Skee
Apathy
Benji (not the one you're thinking about)
...Hip Hop ain't dead....it's just not popular anymore


Posted By: Wulfkraziii
Date Posted: 16 August 2014 at 9:38am
The time is set, set time with a lead pipe, crashing all against your eye, now pray 4 life

Steel bat


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 19 August 2014 at 2:56pm
Ill smack the hat off ya with a steal bat
strap a bomb to ya and wait for the blast
Kick your dad in the face fuck yer mom in tha ass
Rip you with shards of glass I found from da trash
 
SPORK


Posted By: Tamfa
Date Posted: 19 August 2014 at 4:12pm
Ask captain kirk, I'm a vulcan spock on the deck
So I Don't par with ya raps, I'm a Star on it's Trek
How fast can you dash? I'ma slash ya so violent
Cos my style's flaw-less like my usual environment



Bionic


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 19 August 2014 at 4:23pm
My bionic dick will rip bitches clitoris's in an instant
My electronic prick will spit venomous jizz at a distance
Its sickening the potent shit I be fucking on a regular basis
an ostentatious stick able to fuck pussy lips with greatness
 
a printer


Posted By: hohae
Date Posted: 21 August 2014 at 4:43pm
wonderin how ima come and fuck shit up with a printer, 
tie the kid up and soak the bitch up in half my liquor, 
the other half I drink, printin pages till its outta of ink , 
drop the stacks then a couple matches, shit burnt up in a blink,  


Another persons baby. 



Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 21 August 2014 at 4:49pm
Strolling down the street I see my foe with his baby
I grab little miss daisy and beat this hoe with her, im crazy
The little cunt is crying and I brake her hips and dads skull
Bent my foe over and took his baby and shoved her up his asshole
 
lipstick


Posted By: Endeavor
Date Posted: 23 August 2014 at 9:08am
Im a misfit with lipstick on my thick lips resisted by big pricks
They hit it then quit it, but this bitch is gifted with this stick
My boiling rage deployed today and my victims are numb and crazed...
... Guess I should've told em this shit is poison laced
Next weapon: A telephone


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#Bananas



Posted By: Bigiconsounds
Date Posted: 23 August 2014 at 10:17am
i thrill niggas, cause i keep it real nigga... take ya hat off respect the ill nigga... we the nigga that keep silence that let the gat talk so better chill nigga....      go follow @bigiconsounds he gives out free rap beat.


Posted By: GDNYT
Date Posted: 11 September 2014 at 7:17pm
Fuck that last post

Telephone...

Let me set the tone
To kill one with a telephone
Youd have to strike it repeatedly
Over ther head alone.
Make sure the phone hella broke
So if they try to bring help along
They wont get a tone
On the phone.
End up dead at home.

Next weapon: cleaning chemicals


Posted By: X-centrik
Date Posted: 13 September 2014 at 7:53pm
Ya skill level,minimal/my blood flares on seeing ya,the rage is subliminal /progress graphs like diminished pulse /come with more depression than impure sea water deep miniscules/

U finished bub / u can't live it up /like LeBrons rebound and pivot sub /be embarrassed to show ya self like swollen fungal infected genitals /how can we talk numbers when ur skill rate in decimals /

Parasitic goons attached to the culture ,seem infinitesimal/Plasmolyze u off it like iam chlorine,the best cleaning chemical(disinfectant )

Next :vocal chords


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 18 September 2014 at 2:12pm
ill use your vocal cords to abuse you likes its sword
Local lords amused by the verbal tounge lashing, they adore
Horrid forms of torture while I  pour acid down your spine
Flaccid dick is more of a reason for me to rape your wife
 


Posted By: Mission
Date Posted: 18 September 2014 at 8:12pm
My target went ran into the house, I'm going in for the kill
Heart racing feet pacing bullets come for his grill, as I'm
Roasting these pigeons rapper want beef still, but I lay
Them all to rest without a sleeping pill

Next weapon: Turkey feather (I own one xD)


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Posted By: Rutter knows best
Date Posted: 19 September 2014 at 2:22am
If lighting struck this frightened buck, alight and cooked its mercy weather,
My striking look is tight as fuck, yours would be better without the turkey feather.

Next weapon : Rolling pin









Posted By: E.V.P.
Date Posted: 19 September 2014 at 7:08am
cooking up shit like a chef in a bakery
lwhat will happen? guess we'll wait and see
I'm getting this urge, inevitably making me
rolling pin to flesh, shake n then bake n eat


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Posted By: E.V.P.
Date Posted: 19 September 2014 at 7:09am
oops - next weapon is a falcon

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Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 30 October 2014 at 3:28pm
Ill fuck you up while using some falconry
Bump up a shot while falling off a balcony
Straight lase your drink with some sick alchemy
Six degree burns as I scream into your tympanic cavity
 
Kim Kardashians Ass


Posted By: Pompus
Date Posted: 30 October 2014 at 5:12pm
I take it to the the rim hard and smash the glass
Much like I do on kim kardashians ass
already two men in the paint, I shoot an open three
I wear no rubber motherfucker thats goal tending!


Tom Cruise


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 30 October 2014 at 5:20pm
This mission is impossible multiply that by 2
Scientology is on the loose, hanging noobs with noose's
Ill break a goose neck with the bruised kaboos of tom cruise
Puke on your mothers titties and shit down her anal tube
 
Bottle Cap


Posted By: Rutter knows best
Date Posted: 30 October 2014 at 5:38pm
Smash him to oblivion, if this fag try hug me,
My shotguns my top gun, run in like "show me the money"
I'm tired of this cocks tail, have him prayin like a black preacher,
Already chopped down beans talk, you can't escape the kill, jack reacher,

A tampon





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#bananas


Posted By: iLL ScriptureZ
Date Posted: 30 October 2014 at 5:45pm
I'm flingin' shit like a monkey, fight me I'm bringin' fists
Kill you with your mothers tampon chokin' with the string & shit
Singin' bitch gets her pussy ripped by bottles & clubs
Chinese water torture but make you swallow the blood
 
..mouse trap..


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 30 October 2014 at 5:47pm
Ill roofy a tramp and pull her fucking blouse back
Staple my penis into her ass like its a mouse trap
 
gorilla glue


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 30 October 2014 at 5:59pm
fuck it
 
Ill grab some gorilla glue to kill 'a whore jew
contort her skewed bruised boobs with more glue
Bore into her some more and rip through her tattoo's
Stab through her ribs with some sharpened bamboo
 
Paper Clip


Posted By: T-Ripper
Date Posted: 30 October 2014 at 6:57pm
I'm gonna use the paper clip to shut your mouth
Gonna fuck you in the ass an' look at your pout
You gonn be my bitch all night long, got no doubts
So Imma give you a choice: hot or out

Fish


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 30 October 2014 at 7:45pm
Beat the fucking piss out this bitch with a fish stick
Listen as his ribs split i begin to jerkoff that instant
Kids missing on the television channel 6 news
Cut through his neck like a noose through a goose
 
Turkey Leg


Posted By: Pompus
Date Posted: 30 October 2014 at 7:54pm
Bitches beware of every word you say
I'll cut till I hit that dark meat like a Turkey leg
My wordy ways will send that ass to an early grave
Like I through you from this earthly plane without a chute or emergency

Floor tiles


Posted By: iLL ScriptureZ
Date Posted: 31 October 2014 at 4:08pm

Have a sword piled deep into a whore’s child

Dead on the floor tiles next to some store files

Painted blood my face with a pure smile

Dragged the body down the 4th aisle

Drank your bile & got more vile

 

Lamp shade



Posted By: Rutter knows best
Date Posted: 31 October 2014 at 4:43pm
Godlike immaculate inception, while ya mortals are man made,
Ill shit happens I rampage I'll lamp shade with a lamp shade
Each bar more dangerous than having crazed aids in Iraq,
Like lightning the light blows bright like grenades, then fades to black.

Hockey puck

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#bananas


Posted By: T-Ripper
Date Posted: 31 October 2014 at 6:47pm
When I rip through the ice on my blades
You'd be wondering about yo fate
Would ya guard yo face or yo dick?
When the hockey puck meets my stick

Brass knuckles


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 31 October 2014 at 8:32pm
Fags stumble like dallywags in a scuffle
ruffle feathers like a cuckold in trouble
beat da piss out yer hag wench with brass knuckles
stick them up her butthole for fun yo
 
Dizzle's scrotum


Posted By: Rutter knows best
Date Posted: 31 October 2014 at 8:47pm
He spits divine riddles, as my minds shine is riddled,
I find time to make weaponry out of the balls of daydizzles,
Get hit with his nut sack between the eyes, in the middle,
Then strangle you with the pubes designed to lace fiddles.

A train.

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#bananas


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 03 November 2014 at 1:07pm
scrape away at your brains with some razors
Run a train on your moms taint with horrid danger
Tie ya to the tracks and take your sister rape her
Tape her mouth in place and cheese grate her

Lamp post


Posted By: 3byk
Date Posted: 24 November 2014 at 2:40pm
i take a rope and hang you on a lamp post,
you start shaking, after a minute you got you cramps lost,
your eyes come out your skull, they fall almost,
from a wack MC you turn into null,you'll be remembered by your mom at most

snake venom




Posted By: Sayso
Date Posted: 24 November 2014 at 3:03pm
Dont fuck with me, am a fucking phenom,
Lethal interjection from my snake venom.

I'll put you in your place,before i fucking kill ya.
Dr.lyric with the flow of a serial killer

Shruiken



Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 24 November 2014 at 5:05pm
Im like the death star, throwing shurikens with ease
A puritan of war, throwing stars like a drunken slease
Grease my ninja sword as i floor through your back door
bore out your core with thorns formed from a hardware store

RUBBER BAND


Posted By: D.Von Doom
Date Posted: 24 November 2014 at 5:07pm
The darkest ninja gaiden
Sharpest temper raising

Shruiken whirl and spin
Until theyre pinned into its victim

Stake knife



Posted By: Mission
Date Posted: 24 November 2014 at 5:21pm
Steak knife to carve you up inside this meaningless beef
Feeding this piece is like eating pizza in peace while it's sprinkled with cheese
Each of the slices covered in ham with a slight hint of bacon, cut the
Steak and you can see that I have is pretty rare in this team

A laptop


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Posted By: Brotha Goose
Date Posted: 25 November 2014 at 2:51am
The stats taught your whack shots are packed with crap talk,
I'll fast grasp that fat knot, til caps locked, used to crash your laptop.
Yur half cocked with App glocks fags that blast shots with Nikon,
Act'n like white blondes with tights on deciding which dick to ride on.


"STAPLER"






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Posted By: Rutter knows best
Date Posted: 25 November 2014 at 3:26am
Caps i blast n peel, above the clouds a gangstarr wit mass appeal
after rut smash the teeth out, staple ya mouth shut to seal the deal
Fuck up ya nose like how the coke butcher, think i won't touch ya?
rut staple together my whole structure then hit ya with the hole puncher, 

pigs feet.


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#bananas


Posted By: IZIAH
Date Posted: 25 November 2014 at 8:26pm
i'm rummaging through my stash of weaponry
seven teeth of gold, im bold so i step to these
pig feet, i make you swallow the blood an puss
puke it all up and shove your face into your own fuckin' guts

next weapon- Words


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~Insight The Inspired~


Posted By: Stupendipidous
Date Posted: 25 November 2014 at 8:41pm
if words are weapons u got a toy gun
run boy, il let rip when my ploys dun,
coherent abusive nuisance I use this
it loosens the beauty of words truths shit
 
 
frosted
 


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Posted By: Mission
Date Posted: 25 November 2014 at 9:09pm
I frosted you fucking flakes cuz I'm a cereal killer
Lyrically iller than if my tongue was struck with Melkersson syndrome
I freeze frames, cut lames, free slaves then fight against em
Then let the edited clip play as 30 bullets molest 'em

Kleenex


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Posted By: BanksTheShooter
Date Posted: 26 November 2014 at 8:41pm
How am I supposed to make a weapon from kleenex/
That shit is softer than gay dudes in v necks/
But I get these checks, no weapons while I'm on vacation/
So I have to get crafy, and pack these so far down your throat you die of suffocation/


That one was tough, next weapon is a pillow


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 28 November 2014 at 8:15pm
ill take a pillow filled with rocks and smash ya face in
have you chasing a billow of cocks while your ass get gaped 'n
rape a waitress named Elane while i bring pain to her taint 'n
spray mase into her face while shes chained up in my basement


Motor Piston


Posted By: D.Von Doom
Date Posted: 07 December 2014 at 10:03pm
All systems fire off like motor pistons
2 punch drunk for sober victims
U donald trumps have TO PAY if im wigging
sawn off pump spray you cross body like its religious

tree bark



Posted By: Concrete
Date Posted: 07 December 2014 at 10:28pm
yeehaa!
my dear sweetheart
I'll rub your graceful face in some tree bark
pretty neat, huh?

brass knuckles





Posted By: D.Von Doom
Date Posted: 07 December 2014 at 10:35pm
ask chuckles where his teeth went
my brass knuckles will answer in the same sequence
a juvenile couldn't be this delinquent
my style is west nile sick its no secret

syringe


Posted By: X-centrik
Date Posted: 08 December 2014 at 4:28am
These words body shots,and not the kind when ya system got a flue in /
Like a welded iron mould ,ur rhymes not in shape,I hit em hard into it/
All my actions psycho doings,just one touch can have all ur vitals ruined /
put veterinary vaccination syringes through ur skull to remove ur spinal fluid/

Acid   


Posted By: Pompus
Date Posted: 08 December 2014 at 9:33am
Let it be known the last time your mom blew me I made her do it flaccid
Cause before that it was hard and accidently got plunged into stomach acid
But I wont say no more, I dont wanna cheapen the task
Cause when she sucks she sucks me good, I know cause when she's done, I have to pull the sheets from my ass


Posted By: D.Von Doom
Date Posted: 09 December 2014 at 12:06am
No word was said in the last post
none to be fed to my notes so
burn em wit led tread on charcoal
sermons for the dead i scatter plot ghosts

Book of the dead


Posted By: Zinaii
Date Posted: 09 December 2014 at 12:25am
Everybody but the syn fam is lame in this house
Bodies claimed in amounts;
Thats hard to measure now these gays wanting out
Beat em wit the spine of the book of death to straighten em out

Sand


Posted By: D.Von Doom
Date Posted: 09 December 2014 at 12:39am
I see you talking slick fam
ill slap you with a open hand
n you'll land in quick sand
n THEN support ya dogs dying like a mike vic fan

gator infested swamp



Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 09 December 2014 at 2:43am
I'll dunk ya in a gator infested swamp
While I fuck ya aids infested twat

IPhone charger



Posted By: D.Von Doom
Date Posted: 09 December 2014 at 2:51am
This is only business away from home partner
choke you, no loops with this iphone charger
including the cord, you can't afford to breathe
I'll carve ya like a ronin played by keanu reeves

speakers


Posted By: The Rave
Date Posted: 17 December 2014 at 12:28am
Jeepers the creepers seeping sneakily out the speakers.
Super-woofers beating your chest, you need a breather.
AKB 48 be screeching through the tweeters,
Stirring you crazy till you break and squeeze the heater.

Next Weapon: high heels

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Mister Sinister Lyricist


Posted By: D.Von Doom
Date Posted: 17 December 2014 at 12:52am
Ask her why she do it n she say for the thrill
Spagetti strapped machete wrapped
Below her gat, stocking attached to her high heels
if u lie n cheat you get the steel

Timbaland boots


Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 11 February 2015 at 2:54pm
Ill kick ya in da tooth with some timbaland boots
while I spit in da booth and bitch slap these noobs
kick back and shit on these dude with some truth
smack at cha face and leave ya bloody and bruised
 
Iphone


Posted By: X-centrik
Date Posted: 15 February 2015 at 4:24am
Same shit through bigger screens,higher prices,don't differ themes, modern technology robs homes/
Downsize minimum wage,economy drops bombs,Ur dream to have a better I-phone perished as Jobbs gone/(Steve Jobbs and job wordplay)

A psychopath,go from shaking hands to rippin throats with teeth,leave ya kittens baffled/
Then feel ironic about the frickin hassle,as when I-phone voice comes through a bitten Apple /(Adams Apple )




Posted By: key3
Date Posted: 15 February 2015 at 2:13pm
no weapon left behind? 
i guess i'm using my bare hands to bare arms and loot ya 
eight knuckles shoot ya, quick fast like zab judah
snatch you right through your computer



a broken heineken


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Posted By: AxyRocker
Date Posted: 25 February 2015 at 2:56pm
It would be fun screwing your ass with a broken heineken
Causing a slit big enough so a dick would feel hen-in-den
Then jab it so hard you'll need to get new clothes stitched
You'll be able to put a complete hand in it whenever it itched 



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Posted By: AxyRocker
Date Posted: 25 February 2015 at 2:57pm
Next weapon is - book

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