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Chopstick Business

Printed From: Lyrical Assault
Category: Emcee Lounge
Forum Name: Open Mic
Forum Description: This isnt a Battle Board, this is for your Freestyle Verses to be Rated by other members.
URL: http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=46576
Printed Date: 29 March 2024 at 12:25pm


Topic: Chopstick Business
Posted By: Blood Eclipse
Subject: Chopstick Business
Date Posted: 06 September 2019 at 11:50am

Eyo.... Girls!!!

The tool I work with? Very long, curved n swell.
Plus my chopstick is harder than the back of a turtle shell.
Girl, I don't care the depth of yer cockpit, that deep hole can't conquer me.
Cuz my chopstick's so long, I'll hit bottom before the tip can enter properly.
I'll drill you like m boring for oil.
N when I bust? My noodles will pour in your loins.
Come to yer home mineva, interrupt yer lone siesta.
Hit, till you scream so louuud, neighbours will start callin you home theather.
Be it outside or in yo basement, It don't matter, we can try any location.
They call my chopstick 'yeast' cuz it always quick to rise to the occasion.
Strikin w/ precision while yer crying n then twitchin.
Rhyme is the technician who has the tool you need, so write him a petition.
M the best you'd find, hit it so hard, she'd wreak her spine.
When it comes to size? After the big blue whale, m next in line.
Girl, it's best you believe the gossip.
If you think life is hard, what will you think when you feel my chopstick?
Eclipse is too nasty, I'll do the cooch badly, have you runnin straight to papi.
M nicknamed 'natural disasters' cuz when I nut?? It cums like a tsunami.
If we do it? Girl, I'll leave yer cervix in pain n my sperm in yer brain.
Chopstick so great, it'll make Mia Khalifa feel like a virgin again!!!



Replies:
Posted By: Crimson Juice
Date Posted: 06 September 2019 at 3:17pm
lol...as corny as this verse is i must type i got a kick out of it, it made
me smirk and cringe at the same time, i've not come across a piece
that's involved two emotions/reactions at the same time, so that's a
plus, also you showed if crude, a good deal of creativity here with the
comparison side of things, (using other words or objects to describe
your dick and getting it wet) *i shudder for being vulgar there* and it
all ticked along nicely, i found it an enjoyable read..nice drop...peace.

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"You need to learn how to make an exit,
before you can dare make an entrance".


Posted By: iLL ScriptureZ
Date Posted: 06 September 2019 at 8:28pm
100% out on this entire verse.



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