Far out like Pluto with a rhyme scheme that’s brutal
Battle bushido so bad I’d batter Nero
Crush an emcee like a cup in Caffe Nero
With bars that’ll make Cheap Change look frugal
Murder these shady characters like Cluedo
Chuck ‘em on the fucking deck like Judo
Then drag ‘em through the gutter like RuPaul
Don’t take a Chance or I might make your crew fall
Rock the whole board, like Tony Hawk in San Fran
Stay old school until I split like it was Van Damme
I’m like The Law on a Rampage, except his was man made
Roast with such mass flames, infernos and crashed planes
Burn down the whole damn place at indelicately fast pace
Until LA’s last trace is more like a Satanic fan page
And if you think you’ve got a 16 that’s harder…
Just know this is a throwaway from a rhyme book I bartered