Topic ClosedUrban Legends: [R2-B3] Boss vs XLNC

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    Posted: 04 June 2014 at 7:17pm

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 June 2014 at 1:55pm
I got the smoothest words to flow out and score me some whores
This foul mouth lies all the time like all those soldiers in war
I like them robust and raw, with a fat ass and more body material
using fake love as a weapon to take me closer to shawty's venereal
Some call me an animal, a jerk, a dick after I got one in 'em
And never call again, then spot me with a another dame and I be ignorin' 'em
Like "sorry ma'am I don't know who you are", please clear my path
Or feel my wrath, but felt pretty guilty with each tear she bled
I keep trying to change but my brain's deranged to a maximum
a casanova getting older, given a chance I can mack n climax your mom
Only if you got a sexy one, a milf, I'd hit that pussy like jerry does
No worries like that wayne joint so I hit alotta plain and hairy ones
But deep inside lies this other side of me that wants a different life
Where there isn't strife, a beautiful home, kids and a diligent wife
I think about it every night, but the thought is a call away distorted
Side chick 4 On her way she says she got rubbers and some liquor ordered
I should just call 'em all just to call it off and reverse cupid
But I know that crazy Linda chick might do something very stupid
Because last time she attacked me and smashed my X-box console
A Cold hearted monster and She's one twisted chick I just can't control
I gotta stop this before it's too late and someone gets hurt in the motion
Or before I impregnate a chick I don't really like and she refuses abortion
So my only option is repentance, it might be the best decision I make
Changing for better and fighting temptation will be a mission I'll take
It's easier when said, but I know I will have to work hard this time around
And find me a perfect woman who'll be mine 'til we're deep down the ground.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 June 2014 at 9:55am
XLNC gets a DQ and Boss is through to the next round.
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