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    Posted: 17 May 2017 at 6:37pm
went back a few pages and didn't find anything for mindless random nonsense so here it is...


i'll be honest, the main reason i made this thread is to tell everyone that i'm considering leaving the mobile industry and joining the health industry. my gym is hiring for sales position! should i...??


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Sell alcohol and spray tans. 
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What would you be selling?
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memberships and fitness class and shit like that. seems easy 


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sammy would be selling dreams at a bargain.
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^^thats my motto haha! The trick is repetition. keep telling them...and soon enough they'll believe it lol


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I believe in homophobic unicorns

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just get a fat suit.. find some old gear you shoulda been thrown out.. take pics looking miserable. then put some dope shit on and look chipper as fuck

show clients tell em this is before and after in five months.. but you have to fully commit and itll work for you too.

then give em that "hey you" wave everytime they come in. theyll bring friends and your commissions will be right.

go get em sammy. sell that hope.
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Originally posted by daydizzle89 daydizzle89 wrote:

I believe in homophobic unicorns


now that might be a little tricky, Dizz. let me come up with a pitch for that.


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Buy your homophobic unicorn *NOW* and have a free *AR-15 WITH OPTICS* on the HOUSE!!!!!

Are you sick of unicorn owners that buy coffee at starbucks and use Macintosh computers?
Yes? If so, This homophobic unicorn is the right fit for YOU AND YOU ONLY

Are you sick of Unicorn shopping and your surrounded by homosexuals with UGG BOOTS ON?
This is the UNICORN FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

Are you sick of your current unicorn that wont pick you up from a STRIP CLUB because IT deems lapdances an MYSONGINEST ACT?
WELL OUR UNICORNS LIKE LAPDANCES

Have you ever wanted to chill out on a sunday and smoke weed with your Unicorn but your unicorn is too busy listening to BON JOVI?
Our Unicorns listen to Heavy Metal and They dabble into ILLICIT DRUGS


THIS IS A MANLY UNICORN FOR MEN. THIS UNICORN WILL SMOKE A PACK OF MALBOROS AND HELP YOU FUCK LUCY (YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR) THIS IS A UNICORN THAT WILL START A BAR BRAWL AND GALLOP OFF INTO THE SUNSET AFTER A NIGHT OF FUCKING HOOKERS AND STABBING FAGGOTS.






AT THE LOW PRICE OF  $120,000 YOU CAN ON THIS BISH AS KILLUNICORN MUDDAS

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Okay. I'm going to have to lock this thread now. 

We can't have anything nice. 
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but wheres the unicorn for people who like lapdances an bon jovi?


someone needs to put the inclusive into unicorn
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Originally posted by Neek Neek wrote:

but wheres the unicorn for people who like lapdances an bon jovi?


someone needs to put the inclusive into unicorn


I DONT CARE ABOUT UNICORNS THAT IDOLIZE HOMOSEXUALALITY. I IDOLIZE MY MANLY UNICORNS.

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Originally posted by daydizzle89 daydizzle89 wrote:

Buy your homophobic unicorn *NOW* and have a free *AR-15 WITH OPTICS* on the HOUSE!!!!!

Are you sick of unicorn owners that buy coffee at starbucks and use Macintosh computers?
Yes? If so, This homophobic unicorn is the right fit for YOU AND YOU ONLY

Are you sick of Unicorn shopping and your surrounded by homosexuals with UGG BOOTS ON?
This is the UNICORN FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

Are you sick of your current unicorn that wont pick you up from a STRIP CLUB because IT deems lapdances an MYSONGINEST ACT?
WELL OUR UNICORNS LIKE LAPDANCES

Have you ever wanted to chill out on a sunday and smoke weed with your Unicorn but your unicorn is too busy listening to BON JOVI?
Our Unicorns listen to Heavy Metal and They dabble into ILLICIT DRUGS


THIS IS A MANLY UNICORN FOR MEN. THIS UNICORN WILL SMOKE A PACK OF MALBOROS AND HELP YOU FUCK LUCY (YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR) THIS IS A UNICORN THAT WILL START A BAR BRAWL AND GALLOP OFF INTO THE SUNSET AFTER A NIGHT OF FUCKING HOOKERS AND STABBING FAGGOTS.






AT THE LOW PRICE OF  $120,000 YOU CAN ON THIS BISH AS KILLUNICORN MUDDAS


wtf? lmao


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If anyone was wondering. This is the real Big Bang and what our planet really looks like.



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so evolution is real :(
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knowing that we share 99.9 percent of our DNA with bananas. I see truth into LAWS theory. Woah, laws theory is so scientifically funny
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Originally posted by Neek Neek wrote:

so evolution is real :(

yes. This is what our generation is becoming. 


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yoga masters?
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Originally posted by Neek Neek wrote:

yoga masters?

No a fat, lazy piece of shit. 
He's not flexing, those are rolls. 

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