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    Posted: 15 April 2004 at 2:09pm

20lines min - 50lines max
First to 5 / 3 KO
No Biting
No Recycling
No Dickryde Votes
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Votes MUST be explained
ALL Dodgy votes WILL get deleted!
No bitching after verses have been droped
keep it in the bitchin thread, or see me!

all verses must be in by: Friday 23rd of April 2004 at 12:00 midnight (GMT/British)
all votes must be in by 30th of April 2004 at 12:00 midnight (GMT/British)

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DevanX Spits first, then XXplosive, since thats the order they came out the hat



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 April 2004 at 8:39pm
yo...just checkin in.

where you at devanX?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 April 2004 at 6:26am
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 April 2004 at 6:08pm

Alrite... devan X... ayo look.. last man standin

Phyce...

My skills are fluid, my rhymes are tight/
yours are stupid, you can barely write/
You can here me right, ima destroy all tha hype/
Caz i finish it all caz double x can't tonight/
U can't deny, i got you phyced weak at the knees/
ima rip you up till you bleed as i please/
see's im lookin forward to ya raving an rantin/
Caz it already clear im tha last to be standin/
Dis game demandin, you cant take the preasure/
Ima spit so hard, sumfin u cant even measure/
U down forever, man shut the shit i think/
ur spit is a bomb, like you start to stink/
You blink, u wish u never knew such a comp exist/
Wen u knew ya name drew wid mine, u tried ta slit ya wrist/
i twist wot ya know, caz ya flow aint wid mine/
DONT SPIT BELOW, caz ya blow faker rhymes/
Im above ya head, u aint got tha skills/
Double X a gangster? check tha family stills/
Im rhymin wid power on stage, jet powered prototype/
You still getin ready, woried weather ya photo right/
You cant dominate dis, im a general leader/
You a pussy whipped bitch, a feminal bleeder/
I make fun, outta you caz i all but no tha score/
Devan up one, dun tha reasearch mr transex...He's a hore/
Wot's ya plan next, i see you tried to start a site/
But no one but ya gran even intrested... right!/
hear your pending for ill power, correct/
They goin down now, caz they got double x delect/
and direct is wot i come, caz perfect, wot i brung/
Devan X in check, so watch, as.. da other done/
And this is tha end, the end of yo'll fire/
My rhyme split, you bend ready to retire/
Dont worry fellow warrior if you cant spit back/
Jus hand ya notice in watch tha real spit raps/
Sit back boy in ya trench caz ya delt wid shame/
Your mind so dence you only got yourself to blame/
An my reign, you all no dat Phyce... be my fight tag/
Now put ya hand up double X wid ya white flag/

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 April 2004 at 11:45am
ok check it out...

DevanX im comin atcha in the last man standing//
im droppin ya 50feet without a crash mat landing//

im outstanding..ima hit ya so hard ya wont stop bouncing//
half my vocablary you have trouble pronouncing//

yo check this.. how the fuck is this geek powerfull on stage?//
hes two feet too small and four years below age//

feel my rage..your a boy..still in 4th grade primary//
this shit im droppin is explicit..see the header -Parental advisory//

theres only room for one true X an thats the one you fear//
when im the "last man standin" its my name all you cats will hear//

watch as i taunt an geer this fake ass fucker who got a lyrical hunger//
ima bend this fool over an pull his head out his ass with a 2ft plunger//

you talk shit like "dont spit below" in bold black cap locks//
when i fight i use my fists..no need for fake fuckin mag glocks//

i stop the clock and make time stand still while you suck my cock//
blow jobs all round from davenX who took five days to drop//

five days to drop a verse of sloppy verbal slur that dont flow//
you musta thought "fuck it" whats the worst that could happen..just like bobby jo//

the only shit you said that was remotly true is "this game is demanding"//
thats why im here bitch..to kick ya ass an win the "last man standing"//

DavenX when i realised i was battling you i was fuckin gutted//
i wanted to battle talent...not a fake bitch who stuttered//

what that word you uttered? oh yeah i think it was "prototype"
thats what you aint got...all your lyrics are copyright...aiight//

i bet you recycled your rhyme more than an oxfam clothes shop//
but double X has hung you out to dry on a 12ft clothes prop//

now ya face gone red like a rashed spanked ass...now whos shamed?//
your tamed...all the people on lyrical assault are left entertained//

i never fail bitch...ill kill you with a sword an a flail//
ill hang an bleed you dry for 7 days...hanging by the tail//

haha you want to see some white thread and watch me surrender!//
ya got more chance in gettin ass raped by the underground bartender//

ya punches aint connecting...they fly past like a dodo with clipped wings//
dont get too cocky bitch...this aint over till the fat lady sings...

DEFINITIONS

dodo = extinct bird
bobby jo = guy from Dr pepper advert
mag glocks = magnum guns








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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 April 2004 at 11:58am

mint battle

tha was close but ima vote xx cause i thought his punches wer harder and flowed betta and xx had betta humour to devan yo verse was good but ur punches neva hit him as hard as xx hit u

vote xx

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 April 2004 at 12:55pm

Hot dayumn. That wasn't Devan's best for me, which is a shame. XX lost his flow a couple of times but had better punches (which is easier for the guy goin second, but yeah) and also added humour and was more inventive.

Tough to call but...

VOTE: XXplosive

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 April 2004 at 1:03pm

that was a hot battle

punches: XX
multis: devanX
wordplay: XX
flow: devanX
Humour: XX

vote: XX

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 April 2004 at 1:12pm

Voting's over, Clipz...

Apologies if this is seen as spam, but I don't think pointin' it out is doin' much harm.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 April 2004 at 2:08pm

XXplosive goes thru to the next round with a KO

well done

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