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    Posted: 15 April 2004 at 2:27pm

20lines min - 50lines max
First to 5 / 3 KO
No Biting
No Recycling
No Dickryde Votes
Crew Votes Allowed
Votes MUST be explained
ALL Dodgy votes WILL get deleted!
No bitching after verses have been droped
keep it in the bitchin thread, or see me!

all verses must be in by: Friday 23rd of April 2004 at 12:00 midnight (GMT/British)
all votes must be in by 30th of April 2004 at 12:00 midnight (GMT/British)

(To find out the time set your time 5hours head of the site time in your profile)

King Jehu spits first, then Kobra - since thats the order they came out the hat

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 April 2004 at 6:30pm

Checkin in Jehu wat about you?lets make this a dope battle

peace wun

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 April 2004 at 8:22pm
aight... my computer's down... I have to start from scratch, since I haven't backed up my files in a while. I should be online by saturday or sunday, so Ill spit then. Peace.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 April 2004 at 1:19pm

So who am i battlin? cus i wana drop ASAP

Get it out the way an that.. Peace wUn

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 April 2004 at 3:23pm
Well looks like I get my chance to shine.
Ready when you are Cobra.....maybe you should spit
1st since I just found out today I am in?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 April 2004 at 6:08pm

ight, thickest crap can take over

and this battle gets an extention on the deadline due to the messin around

kobra can spit first - or just fight amungst ya selfs

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 April 2004 at 4:51am

this battle has an extention till wendesday 28th 12:00 midnight (GMT)

so thickest crap can spit first

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 April 2004 at 1:39pm
Bee hive flows that sting and drop hoes, leave you
waisted and pasted,sleeping in the ales with women
panty-hoes. I be chill'in with villains and my trump
C.E.O's.

Bring you to the end
you been lead by the nose
Wile I was under your nose
But this is just a game,
thats why I got you in my aim
As I bring forth my verbal flame, Thickest Crap is my
stage-name.
Verbal shots blasting through your window frame.
Verbal words that I set aflame,
leave you in a bloody shame
I guess all the same,

I take aim and waist yah claim,
Got your girl in the sack as a break your bead-frame
Best show yet and it's only an exhibition game
Just a little addition, with some ambition
break your write'in hand with my foreign mission,
Set the fuse on my demolition,
fire works like a fucking magician,
to much pressure now you have an heart-condition,
Play your keys line a Jazz musician
Worked on all probability like a mathematical
statistician,
Natural dictionary definition, as part of my
environmental condition,
so get set for round #1 of my military expediton.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 April 2004 at 11:33am

Clearly you cant defeat me ya skills are thick as crap
Call me mr magic cus i give competition a 'rap attack'..

I'l swing~an~snap bonez i'l cut ya 'hans' off leave ya wrists 'solo'
Hobo In da snake pit like Indiana Jones Kobra bitin ya neck so 'go low'
Survival is narrow il arch you wit a arrow make dust outta ya bone marrow
Fuck il toast ya like a marshmellow cus ya 'camp' wearin muma's stiletto's
Your real names Echo?You can't succeed on the mic against me im ina nuther league
It like stepin into a blitzkrieg ma one minute attack make ya fatigue
Pure filth, dats you an ya colleagues i'l roll an smoke ya'll like chronic
Travling faster than super sonic, thickest crap cant rap now dat aint ironic
Rhymes toned like 'polyphonic' ul av a 'kobra' ringtone on ya mobile phone
K's sewn to ya like rhinestone, pictures of me hung up in ya mobile home
Elevate it like ima human cyclone, diffusing ozone ta make ya feel woozy
Abusing my verbal trigger blastin ya with 10 punches a sec. like a SMG uzi
Ya cant even bruise me my words penetrate the skin, take on your antibodies
Theres no way you can win your reps in jeopardy itz already a tradgedy
My murderous melody will scar ya 'snares' sent ya rollin down a flight of stairs
Ima predator so fuck apples & pears il take this canadian to the cleaners, but yet nobody cares
Watch how i tear~an~share thickest's flesh Il be givin him more wholes than a mesh
This 'crap' aint fresh hes jus stinkin cause he been disturbed and made someones foot a mess!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 April 2004 at 11:39am

Siiiiiiiiicknin'.

Not bad from Thickest but KoBra had him for wordplay, punches, and vocab. Flow was kinda even but KoBra takes this...

VOTE: KoBra

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 April 2004 at 11:40am

ok ok...

flow: kobra
punch: kobra
wordplay: none realy
mulits: Thickest

vote: kobra

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 April 2004 at 11:48am

ok agree with both king and clipz

kobra nice verse , some nyce shit there!

thickest- ok but not same standard , simple and choppy!!

vote: KoBrA

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 April 2004 at 11:49am

ok ok....therrs anotha 1 through.....well done

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 April 2004 at 11:49am
Damn, glad I wasn't in the receiving end of that ass kicking...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 May 2004 at 7:00am
kobra goes thru to the next round
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