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Forum LockedRnd 2 - Battle 1: Perfecto [vs] P-Man

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Direct Link To This Post Topic: Rnd 2 - Battle 1: Perfecto [vs] P-Man
    Posted: 03 May 2004 at 1:05pm

20lines min - 50lines max
First to 5 / 3 KO
No Biting
No Recycling
No Dickryde Votes
Crew Votes Allowed
Votes MUST be explained
ALL Dodgy votes WILL get deleted!
No bitching after verses have been droped
keep it in the bitchin thread, or see me!

all verses must be in by: Sunday 9th of May 2004 at 12:00 Midnight (GMT/British)
second spitter has till Monday 10th of May 2004 at 12:00 Midnight (GMT/British)
This only appies to battles where the first spitter posts to near to the end
and not giving his opponent enough time

(To find out the time set your time 5hours head of the site time in your profile)

Perfecto spits first, then P-Man - since thats the order they came out the hat

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 May 2004 at 3:49am
ok imma ready
p-man taking over
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 May 2004 at 6:58pm

You were ready on the 4th but I made you wait till the 9th,
I disobey all laws and have you praying for your life,
If this spastic spit we wouldn't know what he was saying on the mic,
I flipped him with my left-hook and had him swaying to the right,
I'm displaying dismaying sayings portraying AKs spraying,
I'm delaying this spit to the last minute to let you critics know I ain't playing,
Leave the rapping to the Pros cos these Cons just ain't weighing,
I know you've got your spit cos by the 5th you were done waiting,
I'ma have fun baiting you though I'm done hating you,
Your battle verses read like your opponents are dating you,
I'm breaking crews while this dude's taking newbs,
My ice-cold mind will make you run for your skating shoes,
There's no mistaking you... you're not the Last Man Standing,
You'll have the P taken too when I have your ass crash-landing,
You should've no-showed like Dynamix or at least have asked for a stand-in,
You can't flip my complex spit cos you couldn't even understand it,
Take your style and expand it cos the members here demand it,
Or give rap up and try your luck on the One-Arm Bandits,
P-Man searching for skill is like seeking the sunken City of Atlantis,
I got several styles so choose: Drunken Master or Praying Mantis?
Sadly, if you knew karate you would hardly harm me,
Bring a gun too but my Kung Fu can defeat an army,
You're barmy... I'll call the people from the Funny Farm in,
Fuck straightjacketing him...  Look...  Wait...  Hack at his limbs to disarm him,
If you can't be the Last Man Standing then at least be a man,
I see we all agree that we don't wanna be MCs like P-Man,
No-one else can guarantee us all a laugh like he can,
But I'ma still have to break this guy in half like pecans,
You must really need fans that's why you joined Ill-Power,
You were killed with Klass-A and this kid is still sour...

Adios...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 3:12am
Well perfecto thinks hes won, but he aint the “Last Man Standing”
This chinks just a gay  whore, whos used to vast man handling
So senor your out stop banging your head against that brick wall
My lines stand tall , chink yours are just a quick  scrawl
Cause I command all, I wreck this gook like it’s a sick brawl 
 this is a planned maul ,to me your  rhymes aint shit fool
So stand down , perfecto your lines are getting bland clown
So pass that grand crown, you claim to own but I’m here to dethroneyou
Remember Your only top, cause all the newbies have  blown you
So spit a good verse, or lose to p-man like your prone too!
You just some lame skid, whos can’t win with your shamed bid
So leave ashamed punk , ive got the rifle cocked and aimed kid
I leave you maimed son, perfecto’s left disabled like a spastic
Now people say “look at this retard” , your labelled mr drastic
But I’m sarcastic , I sit and laugh at your dire flows
All you have to do is cut an paste my words to aspire yo
You have to hire hoes, cause you just can’t pull a lady with looks like
yours
p-mans strikes cause wars , my hits just end up droppin jaws
I make perfecto pause, shit better write that rap again
Cause prick its just to plain , I cause strain in perfecto’s brain
Mate im insane , I leave u in pain I am here to reign
This is no game , I’m here to kill , here to spill Chinese blood
I’m like a storm , but we’ll see if perfecto can take the flood
p-man taking over
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 5:03am

Flow: Perfecto (just)
Multis: P-Man (just)
Punches: Both
Wordplay: Neither

Well.. pretty even... but I think overall Perfecto's was a bit stronger, plus he came with more.

VOTE: Perfecto


. . . All praise be to gOd . . .

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 5:41am
ok uppn
p-man taking over
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 8:54am
ok uppin please
p-man taking over
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 9:11am

ok ok....ill battle...

p~man: nice alround verse, feelin it alot, nice use of multis, hard punches, nice personals.

senor: again nice alround verse, nice punches, nice multis.

Flow: Perfecto
Multis: p~man
Punches: Both
personals: p~man

vote: p~man

peace ~1~



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 9:24am
cheers 1-1
p-man taking over
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 11:04am
iight sick battle ther both verses very good very close to but im gonna vote p man coz he came out wit 1 sick verse and i think just took it with stronger punches vote p man
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