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    Posted: 03 May 2004 at 1:09pm

20lines min - 50lines max
First to 5 / 3 KO
No Biting
No Recycling
No Dickryde Votes
Crew Votes Allowed
Votes MUST be explained
ALL Dodgy votes WILL get deleted!
No bitching after verses have been droped
keep it in the bitchin thread, or see me!

all verses must be in by: Sunday 9th of May 2004 at 12:00 Midnight (GMT/British)
second spitter has till Monday 10th of May 2004 at 12:00 Midnight (GMT/British)
This only appies to battles where the first spitter posts to near to the end
and not giving his opponent enough time

(To find out the time set your time 5hours head of the site time in your profile)

Illa spits first, then King Jehu - since thats the order they came out the hat

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 May 2004 at 1:40pm

I'm in.

Illa, let's show them what a battle of the month looks like...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 May 2004 at 2:12pm

oh fosho!

checkity check....











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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 May 2004 at 12:01pm
um, it's time you spit... I'll spit today cause I can't spit tmorrow,so you can get your wish of going second, which will only be the second time you do. I go first in half of my battles, but i think illa's scared of going first...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 May 2004 at 1:29pm

I have to leave in about an hour, and I won't be back on till tuesday, maybe. Let's see what's in this head of mine

I'f I'm HOT on these web pages then fo'sho, I'ma BOIL these sheets
You in deep shit like you soiled your feet or fell through a toilet seat
The spoils of defeat: Step to the King, you get Royally beat
Left to rot and toil in the street as example if not loyal to me
Renegades, never have me in a "cross" and I'll never "fade"
I'm the Illness of Power, 'Chronic'? 'filthy' and green like the everglades*1
But enough about me and my thirst to in the worst way, reach first place
Your shit's now sounding like A-clit's attempt at wordplay
It has to be said, you have to be dead for one thing
For what reason did you commit treason against the King?
Though I lead my people, my deeds ain't regal, plant seeds of evil
For making ILLA, I'll incarcerate his parents, like he's illegal
It's not coke, it's cock he snorts, me and violence is like jocks and sports,
Slice your stomach up and easily open you like you're boxer shorts
ILLA's choice of porn is gay, I'l kIL him but LA won't mourn the day
While I celebrate his death month-long like we were born in may (we were)
IQ like you're in first grade, so I'll teach you in the worst way
By throwing you like I'm throwing a party... bitch happy birthday!

Melt this? my spits are frying, Felt hits? My shit's sublime
Battle me daily and by june have more losses that hectic and clipz combined
Beating me? you'll have more luck breaking open a golf ball
cause you ain't up to par, you and your crew all fall like tall walls
without support... like drooping titties, you with no wordplay? WACK
No flow, and multi-sillable rhymes you lack in your verbal attack

My vibes leave you bitches shook, King protected in castles like I switched with rooks*2
Your fake gangsta stories should only be in fiction books
and most of my rhymes or wordplay isn't in bold, caps or quotations
IF YOU DON"T GET IT, ASK ME OR DON'T VOTE, hold it in like constipation
I'm sorry to break the news to you, your name will never be true
In whatever you do, the boys in rtk and PR1 are better than you
Your featherweight crew is no longer on top
cause when I let verbal bombs drop, I'll be #1 battling non-stop
Giants at battle, I'll calling this the clash of the titans
No slashing or biting, I'm adding so many wins, it's math that I'm typing
You ain't a hustler, the only way you drop kilos is when you diet
ILLA's new album in stores, called LOVE CAUTION, go out and buy it!!!*3



This is where I explain myself...
*1 The everglades are a HUGE area of swampland in the state of Florida, US

*2 In the game of chess, there's a move to protect the king, where the Rook (piece shaped like a castle) switches places with the king to protect the king. That move is called "castling" Still don't get it? don't try voting.

*3 Caution was the first openly gay rapper... Love caution, get it? no? fuck off then!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 May 2004 at 1:58pm
nice verse man lets see if illa can come bck wit another dope verse
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 May 2004 at 2:43pm

lol i been first against u before......

dont try and use shit against me cus u already wrote ya verse any how

i been out all day imma drop now chill! and i wont flip so u kno i aint tryna go second

peace

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 May 2004 at 8:26pm

TRYNA NICK MY WEP PAGE PUNCH HUH??!

AIGHT I SEE....LET ME TAKE U OUT ONCE AND FO-ALL

CHECK-IT

YO...YO

yo its like u wearin see~thru~briefs...cus i can see alll~ya~shit
jus 1 bar splits~his~lip....but now wid~a~lisp...this fuckin retard still~cant~spit
i mean i cud nail ya feet to a x-box...and u still woulndt be on top ov ya game
plus u got no balls...this yo cue to leave....cus im takin this frame
and ya crews like half an~umbrella...they dont got ya whole back~covered
so da silent rhymes~u~utter..are gonna melt soft~like~butter..
to dis natural force who comes at jehu like lightning~and~thunder!

damn! my spittin 'vocabulary-twists' like my 'tongue-to-ya-bitch'
plus i phase 'opponents-wid-spits' leave em filled with holes like 'doughnuts-to-pigs'
leave jehu 'shins-split'...legs lookin like 'tooth-picks'..then see how hard dis 'king-jehu-kicks'
cus like eazy-e 'im-ruthless'..and i spit so raw...every now again i find out that my 'mouths-toothless'
but watch him keel over wid dis 'amount-ov-diss'...with his weak blooded flow...he spits 'gallons-ov-piss'
yo i got 10% chance ov losin after jehu does the 'maths-check'
and i pump this guy like an ass-matic.. shoot his lungs~full~ov~lead
cus with these words im able to make da king fuckin 'lack-breath'
and u might as well hav lost 1 ov ya leg...just by the way u fuckin 'half-step'

he jus cant handle me.....imma rip his spine thru his side.....so da famous king...has 2 fuckin 'back-sides'
like-wise he gay like sweet-guys..cus his sexuallitys like a canoe..his fuckin butt is always 'capsized'
but i wont let shit-slide from dis-greaseball....im takin shots at him like this is nba free-fo-all
so u wanna punch-up but i broken~ya~fists....and my words are BIG enough..i dont need to punch-[shifts]
and ur speech~quivers with each~deliever...my words are cannibals they eat other words~fo~dinner
and yo styles~thinner....like a.b.c elementary...u jus a caveman learnin to rap..jus an OKIE~beginner (okie/rookie)
yeah i just hit-chins...so fuck this fake-king.....clamin royality when his pocket light is his only bling-bling (lol)
and y call ur-self king when im the king~ov~rhymes..U and JA can  carry-on and stick-to fightin fo the crown
but if looks from faces cud spell out whole rhymes...i cud beat jehu with a little as a frown
oh i see....i get it!  ur queen latifah's brother.....like the film dawg...shes dum and now ur dummer (lol)
and these punches bang ya ears wid rhythm u~fucker....like eminem and his band i cud be da~drummer (ear/drum)
ur stupid cus u cant jus go and dance~with~death....cus i step on toes hard enough..2 pop ya toes out~ya~neck
so from when i checkity~checked...orion was first then jehu~ was~next..cus twice i left renagades viciously~wrecked!!!











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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 May 2004 at 8:44pm

Dope... serious.

Flow: King Jehu
Multis: King Jehu (his were cleaner)
Wordplay: ILLA (I preferred Jehu's individually.. but Illa came with more of it and at almost the same standard)
Punches: ILLA (same as above, Illa just came with more, bar for bar)
Complexity: ILLA
Consistency: King Jehu (Illa's longer bars don't always come off)

That's everything I feel this battle could be judged by... and it's even.

I think what it boils down to is the wordplay used in punches, Illa's was more experimental but didn't come off as well as Jehu's did overall.

VOTE: King Jehu

. . . Now who said they fuckin' with me?
They just said that FUCKIN' with me
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 May 2004 at 9:42pm

Jehu
you had a nice verse an all but i thought you came pretty simple with not many standing out punches rhymes were good had some nice multi's but they were too simple i.e one syllables and so forth but some were more complex the structure was decent punches were....different and i'd say the heat you came with kinda reminder me of someone talking...but some parts you came pretty hard

ILLA
you also had a nice verse more complex then Jehu's and you brought ya skill to the table by flexing some nice multi's which not always matched up were still good your wordplay was nice and punches were hard and funny your presence was there for sure i could imagine you hating jehu and then posting cuz you came with so much heat.....all in all i'd have to say this was kind of a blowout

Vote: ILLA good battle you two

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 4:21am

that was an ill battle, realy enjoyed reading both verses, illa was the more complex of the two, with more wordplay & harder punches, king had a better flow & had better mulits.

fav' line from illa: "i  mean i cud nail ya feet to a x-box...and u still woulndt be on top ov ya game
plus u got no balls...this yo cue to leave....cus im takin this frame."

fav' line from king: "
Melt this? my spits are frying, Felt hits? My shit's sublime
Battle me daily and by june have more losses that hectic and clipz combined."

^^i kno its dissin me but i liked it.

Flow: jehu
Multis: jehu
Wordplay: illa
Punches: illa
Complexity: illa

vote: illa

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 6:21am
aight 2-1

uppity up










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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 10:35am
iight nice verse both of u very close battle liked readin every bit and ere's wat i think

flow jehu
multis jehu
punches jehu {only just i think but very close}
complex illa
word play illa

overall jehu wins
{o and jehu ther are more ppl who got a higher loss rate than me}
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 11:59am

Flow: jehu
Multis: jehu
Wordplay: both
Punches: illa
Complexity: illa

vote: vote jehu (only just got this)

hot battle!

p-man taking over
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 12:22pm

jehu took it fo wordplay.....

yo did u read the verses??

and my multis annaliated him...different class

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 12:50pm

i have to vote for illa even though both verses were actully sik illa just got it for his wordplay in his punches and also his use of multis. jehu that wud ov betten any other verse on here

 

vote illa

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 1:02pm
ILLA: who you talkin' to? You lost me...
. . . Now who said they fuckin' with me?
They just said that FUCKIN' with me
They didn't mean it
Nah . . .
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 4:07pm

3-3

orion forget son it dont matter











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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2004 at 4:30pm
why do i have to separate these? its not fair.. christ cant i go back to stabbing out peoples eyes with cutlery?

but without too much deep shit and explaining .. Illa's verse felt better rounded and to me hit harder.. the wordplay of both of you was top class. nearly reaching my standards but seriously - the winner of this looks to be the winner of the tourney

Vote...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 May 2004 at 3:48pm
Dam nice battle dawgs, very good spits to read over
my lunch. Both had great word play and some very
good hits. As Hanging said one of you have great
odds to win this event.

flow jehu
multis jehu
punches jehu (Waz dam close)
complex illa
word play illa

Hard one to vote on with a 100% feeling but my vote
is for King Jehu!

Good battle
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