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thryjoe
Groupie Joined: 09 April 2015 Location: ur mans pants Status: Offline Points: 289 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 0-2-1 Form: LQL |
Topic: [Text] thryjoe vs Beans (0-3) Posted: 27 July 2015 at 9:57pm |
48 hours
5 bars No flips Check. |
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they told me it was reality, but it's really all in your mind.
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thryjoe
Groupie Joined: 09 April 2015 Location: ur mans pants Status: Offline Points: 289 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 0-2-1 Form: LQL |
Posted: 28 July 2015 at 3:25am |
I connive to decry you
Make the sly un-imply you But you'll be by here until an insults Just your flea like "imperial" default Dare you to try to walk it off, my bye-bye reply, I fly But I'll leave you with two broken legs, need those pegs? Posting with no engrossing, you're boasting, Your closing is no joking, only approaching But that's ironic, you're showing you're written in no comic with voting But my lyrics are chronic, like an alcoholic, your lyrics, idiotic Expos: 1. "un-imply" as in the opposite of imply 2. It's rude to insult important people- he's 2nd in Text Ranking 3. "bye-bye reply" as in leaving him behind in ranking 4. He doesn't do many OMs | Again about Text ranks 5. "no comic" means not funny | Sick like an alcoholic | in some ways- I think he's overrated |
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they told me it was reality, but it's really all in your mind.
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Beans
Superior Member Joined: 12 October 2013 Location: MA Status: Offline Points: 6718 Crew: EMPIRE Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 95-24-5 Form: WWWWWW |
Posted: 30 July 2015 at 12:08am |
joes a girl
http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/lets-change_topic39701_page5.html her names MELiisa
quick key listen... i'll Son girl, put a beam on her while she fuckin, leave u damaged, bitch The streets scream Melanoma, for leaving marks n bumbs on ya skin that aint cancerious(mel a kno'me) we know axxy a faggot,right. but girls wit man names? who u kidding dweeb.. cos if a cup of joe consist of not being called "HE", then u aint even hittin beans check the swag cos even my minamal bars have u lookin so dumb gucci hits, if we talk bout TJ MAX? its jus where she buys her clothes from physo's in my blood, gore bars wit words till this girl hearin it anounced u only 12? well let these gut punches give you ya first period my thrown fist, is so sick, wanna know what this sinners bout? im so quick, one punch to the back of ya brain'll force a whole head of hair into ya mouth *close casket*
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1-2 Season 1 Final Champ
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Beans
Superior Member Joined: 12 October 2013 Location: MA Status: Offline Points: 6718 Crew: EMPIRE Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 95-24-5 Form: WWWWWW |
Posted: 30 July 2015 at 12:09am |
*Edit*
Mel a kno'MA for the expo
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1-2 Season 1 Final Champ
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XanexBars
Groupie Joined: 30 July 2014 Location: Ozone Status: Offline Points: 139 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 4-1-0 Form: WWLWW |
Posted: 01 August 2015 at 4:03pm |
Thryjoe: I see you trying to piece together multis n that but all that doesn't do anything if the punch ain't coming. You got to fit them multis into either a punchline or it has to be leading to a punchline you know? Your should try to get a little more creative with your punchlines also. PS it's not a horrible piece I'm just picking out thugs you could improve on, trying to help.
Beans: I've seen better bars from you but your flow was on point through the whole thing. Couple nice punches but a lot seemed pretty rushed. The melanoma line was pretty dope, prolly the best bar of the battle. Overall it was nice just felt a little rushed. Mvgt: Beans |
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Rutter knows best
Senior Moderator Joined: 15 March 2014 Location: Manny hood Status: Offline Points: 4529 Crew: EMPIRE Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 44-12-0 Form: WWWWLW |
Posted: 01 August 2015 at 6:08pm |
Thy joe, well this was.....terrible tbh. Everything was so vague and structured poorly. You didn't even attack him. Those expos are bull aswell, use expo's for reference not to explain what you really didn't make clear in your verse.
You've gog to start somewhere, keep reading other battles, scroll through the archives, look at the tutorials and keep hitting the cyphers. Keep practicing, onwards and upwards. Beans easy win. Wasn't particularly feeling the melanoma bar, the play doesn't work both ways but it kinda worked on a basic level Second one okay not mad in it 3rd I like the play. 4th was fitting/ personal okay again. 5th was very you, aggressive worked. Very one sides, okay verse from beans, terrible from joe. Mvgt beans... Clearly |
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#bananas
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Rapper T
Suspended Joined: 25 November 2013 Location: NZ Status: Offline Points: 1423 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 22-27-0 Form: LLLWLW |
Posted: 12 August 2015 at 2:19pm |
thryjoe
U didn't do very well in this battle and it probably wasn't a good first battle to choose against Beans who is a fairly highly ranked battler but can be a good way to understand the craft faster sometimes. Some of your words rhymed and some of your concepts showed that you know what a concept is. Your verse though could have been a poem about noone in particular so needed to be more fuckin' raw and descriptive altogether. Work on your style and multisyllabilic rhymes, your punches and your setups and your research and nameplay and wordplay. Hell, go back to the lab again but stay up and keep elevating. Beans It was evident that from the outset you as a #2 or Suspended rank would outclass a noob 12yo girl on the site lets be honest. To critique you though, 1st 3rd and 5th bars I liked best, some of them looked a bit rushed or like you could have sharpened them more. 4th bar was funniest bar of the battle for me. Ur flow and creativity seemed on point through the verse especially as a quick key. U won but it wasn't a pretty win, I'll put it like that, don't let the importance or lack of importance of a situation allow you to bring any less than your A-game. MVGT Beans |
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The Law
Site Moderator God of the Minions Joined: 15 June 2013 Status: Offline Points: 5504 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 64-8-8 Form: LNWWWW |
Posted: 19 August 2015 at 1:28am |
Beans wins
3-0 KO
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