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Currupt better duck before I hit him with my monster truck
With his luck he'll be fucked and wind up getting struck
Brains stuck to the side of my pick up like  a dead duck
I swerved out the way and the last thing I could say way oh FUCKKKKKKK
 
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i'll pull your ass into a public restroom, leave you with several stab wounds
your fucking face'll be more horrifying then Majora's moon
I will not stop swinging 'till your meat is tender
and fill you fucking blood into the soap dispenser

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I smash dudes with steel chairs - smack whoever, so be scared /
Baseball bat to the knee caps, end up in a wheel chair /
While he smacks his lips, I'll crack my fist onto his whole face...
SpiN him around in circles n' send him down a hill with no brakes /

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Hey errbody, its slick dizz with his walking stick
Move out ta way, hell take dat shit and wack you on the dick with it
Hes a sick bitch that fuck ya grandma between her titz
next hell grab that stick and shove it deep down her anus
 
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I coil like a spring, the bag is clutched within my grip /
Twisted taught the bag hangs all dowm by my opposite hip /
I yawn to make you yawn cuz it's contagious then I twitch /
Release and bladder your face with my exploding bag of shit /

New Weapon: pair of plyers
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I spit fire, hotter then a deep fire ~
you religious? well Ill help you meet fryer..
when I play meat buyer
and hang you from your nuts with a pair of sleek pliers//

New Weapon - Pencil 
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I'm a top tier shank master, tied with Quid/
Drawing blood til' your spill your very last bid/
In my hands, a pencil gets violent potential/
Like a true Rock'n'Rolla, I'm highly special/

New Weapon: Barbed wire
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Wrap my Bat in 'barbed wire', Smash whoever I desire,
I'm the most 'Dangerous Man', just ask Danny Dyer!

NEXT WEAPON: CIGGARETTE Butt..
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote littlebill Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 August 2014 at 7:15pm
make ya choke on mah ciggarette butt
kick you into my pit and feed you to a mutt,

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Ill passionately spray down your whole family with an uzi
 
take the females and rape the fuck outta them ina Jacuzzi
Your rhymes don't amuze me b, they certainly abuse me
Flows suck so hard that they have fucking confused me
 
 
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Pitchfork madness, insanity with a hillbilly
I'm King Triton bastards, ill with the delivery
Thrust the spikes viciously through my little enemy
I'm the face of Disney, fuck a mermaid, I'm dropping bitches instantly


Next weapon: a table
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Im wrecking shit and leaving no evidence, , my mind aint stable
Checking my confidence, I grab the nearest object, its a fucking table
Smash you to fucking death with this shit and leaving you all fucked up
Back the fuck up as I leave this table on the floor and start to jab and punch
 
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote seek truth Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 August 2014 at 7:44am
ya about to have a bad hair-day, as i spray your eyes with hairspray.
then grap a sharpend toothpick and slash away.
then sprinkel you wounds with colone and just lissen to you moans
uh-oh, looks like dog just got his bone

next weapon; The fucking Bible
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Rather than a rifle, I could kill you with a bible
Most prolific weapon ever, getting kinda primal
If only I was god, I'd be a bit more homicidal
But it's Sunday, pass the massacres to my disciples

Next Weapon - Breast Implant

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Ill fuck your whole family, including your piece of shit dad
Ill beat ya in the face with a AIDS ridden breast implant
Grab a surgical knife and stab away and your little sister
Take that bible from comet and read to your family some scriptures
 
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Waiting for daydizzle to awaken, then i smother him with bacon
grab him by his hair, flip a coin thats fair
i can't stop the murder, keep beating your sister i hurt her
i'm fly, got daydizzle praying like a rabbai

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Little Bill gets cheap mischief by slapping people with beef
Causing little noosebleeds I smack this bitch on the cheeks
Grab his beef and beat him into disbelief with a roll of cheese
I make a fucking sandwich out ya, im a savage working at ARBY'S
 
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Dressed as a mall Santa stabbin' kids in the irises with my toe nails
skin them in places they won't grow hair, don't care if their small hands are
all grabbin' my hat off, their bones bare trying to choke their cold stares 
stop laughin' then fuck their moms in the ass with a road flare

Next Weapon: Prosthetic arm/leg
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Make u lie down on ur stomach with yo arms spreaded /drive a roller on it till every bone from ur elbow to ur palms shredded /every time u take a shit u have to let ur girl or mom get in /coz semi vegetables can't wipe their butts with arms that r prosthetic   

Weapon -Body bag
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote seek truth Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 August 2014 at 12:47am
it could be as simple as to body bag dead fuck
but, this really bright idea struck
"trow in the bag alive, and watch him strive
"to live and not die, trow the bag in the river, make it look like suicide

Next Weapon, let's make it fun; Spoon!
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