Open Mic: Vagina hook... Why the fuck not

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    Posted: 14 April 2019 at 12:16pm
She said she had that
Designer vagina
Lay her on her back
Yeah that's right recline her

So I pulled her nickers to the side
And went deep up inside her

She gushed pretty quick bruv
She almost cried ERRRR🙃

And look not one
Wine and dine her
Even next man's like yo
Where did you find her?

Well I didn't go looking
Your pussy found me
And was free

And now you're bumb arse
Just Made a new enemy

We New friends now ya see?

So as I blatantly
Rape these bars
Hastily,
rape don't need
To last long you see

Bring your sister
We can make it fatally
That's fatal three way
Basically

Hey retard,
you keeping up with me.
One
Two
Three
Testing one, two, three...
Ohhhh shoot
Life supports off
That's it
Now I see

I'll agree and
make you appointee
Of my detainee,
For my next deportee
What you gonna do,
report me?

I'd have to disagree, hastily
And listen to your plea.

Talk shit
hit your arse
with the ddt
Turn your brains
To mush and debris

Time to create a decree
Of my authority
Before I make an amputee,
adoptee, that's
departed, and deported

I'll be the reason
for another mother fucker
to wake up feeling degraded
Like his heads dun caved in

Hopefully have you feeling
A little more educated
Even if it is, a little belated
But better late than never

Shiiiit that saying been doing
The rounds for ever
Think it'll disappear nah
Probability is never

It's to damn clever! 💯
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Nope.
"My name has the most shout outs in the history of rap...."
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