Open Mic: [WD#1] Ode To Your Fat Ugly Whore Mum

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She's got appalling odour like GORGONZOLA
RE. FINERY: that's "ABSORBENT shorts under enormous toga"
She's pushed around by wheelbarrow, cos no RICKSHAW can hold her
And she's so short and gross, is she a dwarf or ogre?
And she talks like Yoda ... but less VOCIFEROUS
She caught Ebola ... and it led to Syphilis
(which tends to maKE'R FLOOEY) she's such a wide-eyed slut
Dumb bitch thinks "AEROMANCY" is a Mile-High Fuck
(you'd need your eyes wide shut!) but if you touched her Blue Waffle, you'd wish to go and check it!
To PUNCTUATE with some advice: "if you've bLU' DIC', TA PHONE a medic!"

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Ridley Squat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Street Team Joined: 20 November 2015 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 830 Crew: Tha Syndicate Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 9-6-0 Form: WWWWLW	Post Options Post Reply Quote Ridley Squat Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Topic: [WD#1] Ode To Your Fat Ugly Whore Mum Posted: 13 February 2016 at 2:35pm
	She's got appalling odour like GORGONZOLA RE. FINERY: that's "ABSORBENT shorts under enormous toga" She's pushed around by wheelbarrow, cos no RICKSHAW can hold her And she's so short and gross, is she a dwarf or ogre? And she talks like Yoda ... but less VOCIFEROUS She caught Ebola ... and it led to Syphilis (which tends to maKE'R FLOOEY) she's such a wide-eyed slut Dumb bitch thinks "AEROMANCY" is a Mile-High Fuck (you'd need your eyes wide shut!) but if you touched her Blue Waffle, you'd wish to go and check it! To PUNCTUATE with some advice: "if you've bLU' DIC', TA PHONE a medic!"


Sammy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Site Moderator Beacon of Light Joined: 24 October 2015 Status: Offline Points: 2223 Crew: Elision Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 1-1-1 Form: LNW	Post Options Post Reply Quote Sammy Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Posted: 13 February 2016 at 4:52pm
	Dumb bitch thinks "AEROMANCY" is a Mile-High Fuck lmao!! i'll be back for proper feed, bro. i enjoyed this one!


Rutter knows best Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Moderator Joined: 15 March 2014 Location: Manny hood Status: Offline Points: 4529 Crew: EMPIRE Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 44-12-0 Form: WWWWLW	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rutter knows best Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Posted: 13 February 2016 at 5:46pm
	This was pretty dope tbh. Favourite so far this round, your multis and humour made this piece. I was toying with using a make her flooey, I think it works. I like how you've took a different route and the yoda and aero many lines were two of my favourite bits but you were solid throughout. Defiantly a contender. The only piece I like better than my own lol.
	#bananas

Sammy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Site Moderator Beacon of Light Joined: 24 October 2015 Status: Offline Points: 2223 Crew: Elision Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 1-1-1 Form: LNW	Post Options Post Reply Quote Sammy Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Posted: 15 February 2016 at 5:34pm
	ok as promise here's a feed. lol, yea this was ill! Punchlines came off very crisp and really adds to the personality of the verse. They were creative too, each one carrying its own concept. combine that with the humor and you got a VERY strong addition to WD. That is one fat ugly whore mum!


Concrete Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Standard Member Joined: 02 September 2013 Location: Oslo Status: Offline Points: 1418 Crew: Tha Syndicate Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 33-6-0 Form: WWWWWW	Post Options Post Reply Quote Concrete Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Posted: 22 February 2016 at 10:36am
	Yeah, personally I think this is the most entertaining of the WD's contributions so far. You made the best out of the challenge words given. Very concise with the wording here with some neat punches That aeromancy line was just pure . Nice one Rid, you're one funny dude for sure.

Neek Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Site Moderator Super Mario Slaughterer Joined: 05 October 2004 Status: Offline Points: 3862 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 3-1-0 Form: LWWW	Post Options Post Reply Quote Neek Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Posted: 22 February 2016 at 1:57pm
	loved everything but the ending. this was going places too!! dope shit Ridley. ten cookies for the creative approach.
	#Bananas