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    Posted: 15 September 2004 at 5:48pm
ok, 3-0 KO
first to 5 wins. Crew votes allowed if you say so
Bullshit voters will be tortured with burning pokers and sodomized with tequilasunrise's body.
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I'll spit in less than 4 hours
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Short verse, I don't need long conversation kid,
Cause Your attention is short, like asian dicks
You'll get raped like you're in prison, my dicktion is full of dissing
Engage in Watersports on your skill, and I don't mean olympic pissing
No competition, I knew you were goth, but not that you were that gay
You're so full of shit, you must've gotten hungry during scat play
Dirty Sanchez and pearl necklace plus I hit this man with jism
I'll squeeze you till you need diapers like you're into infantilism
Fuck infected satanist chicks with dicks, yell out specific curses
I've already killed you, but my verses have necrophillic urges
In school he was known for wearing skintight leather suits in the class
and Fuck giving a foot job, I'll shove my boot up your ass
More pain than pleasure for you when I tie you up and spank you
I've got dirt on u, you like mysophilia, Seņor told me. Thanks dude!
Beastiality? Depends... are you a vet or a sick cat?
Erotic asphixyation? nah, I'll stop your breath with a quick jab
Cause even if you burned be and only ashes remain
I'll regenerate my body & fuck n dismember your frame     *      (Amputeeism)
Expect the champ to win cause hanGing's sucking at this
I'm Miachel Jackson or R.Kelly the way I'm fucking this kid


*pearl necklace=cum around your neck
Dirty Sanchez=when a guy puts fingers in a girl's ass and then puts her shit on her upper lips like a moustache

List of fetishes used
midget fetish
Asian fetish
raping fetish
pissing fetish
Scat play (shit used in sexual acts)
Infantilism (acting like a baby and wearing diapers in sexual acts)
Necrophilia (fucking dead ppl. HanGing wrote about that b4)
Podophilia (foot fetish)
Spanking fetish
Mysophilia (being aroused by dirt and dirty sorroundings)
zoophilia (beastiality)
Erotic asphixyation
Amputeeism
Pedophilia

I think I missed one or two... but whatever
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damn!!!!!

sick as fuck!!!

i cant wait for hanging' verse! well done jehu!

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nice.. i'll reply tonight.. could have been more outrageous tho 
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i havent forgotten dude..

i just been ill...
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No problem man.
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ahem..

I hear rumours, you sucked a bitch with cancerous tumors
hollowed out corpses itch when you fuck the femurs
suggestive submissive handcuffed by an octogenarian
permissive piss sucking from freshly lynched carrion
Jehu teabagging children, while mice bite at his head
Safe in the thought,not a peado if the child is dead..
you deflower the pure in front of mirrors of mist
Pop next door, take an enema, then take a bikers fist.
You prefer young girls, as you live so acomoclitic
But you pay old men? no wonder you non gender specific?
so limp dicked, you couldnt satisfy blind Satyriasis'
you grin when they begin to tear your rectum and bite in places
fuck you on crosses, caress your eyes, devise ways of torture
Branded and whipped, burnt to a crisp, sexual scorcher


(i know 14 lines - but the list of fetishes are...)


cancer fetish
necrophilia
amputeeism
fucking hollowed out objects
Submissive sex
bondage
asphyxiation
beastaliy
paedophillia
teabagging fetish
 Parthenophilia - fetish of breaking women in ...
 Spectrophilia - mirror fetish
enemas..
fisting
acomoclitic- fetish of hairlessness
 Alphmegamia 0 liking old men
satyriasis - nymphomania
anal fetishes
 Odaxelagnia - biting fetish
Hierophilia - fetish of crosses
 Oculophilia/ Oculolinctus - fetish of the eyes
and erotic branding

there is a fetish of being burned alive - but i cant remember the fuckig name of it...
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Damn hot battle, heres my vote..

Punches: Even
Imagination: Hanging
Wordplay: Jehu
Multis: Jehu
Flow: Hanging
Structure: Even
Vocablary: Hanging
Enjoyment: Even
Humour: Both had funny parts

Jehu

Nice verse, The punches were there, Nice multis and wordplay, The verse was kept pretty much on topic throughout, Good structure, humour, i lost the flow so far through but..nice sick verse.

Hanging

Yet again nice verse, Loved the imagination you put into this verse, your one twisted fuck..You had punches which i felt equaled jehus, Your flow was on piont and your vocablary was excellent, very sick..enjoyed reading!

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This was very close i feel, Jehus verse was longer but hanging included more fetishes in a smaller verse, Pretty hard t pick a winner in this battle because both verses were sick.

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Because this is a "topical" battle im gonna go with hanging, Simply because he included more fetishes and included nothing much else in his verse. As i said its hard to decide as it was so close. Very well donr to both.

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any more?
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I don't like the idea of listing fetishes at the bottom, 'cuz it's gonna tip off the voters to vote for the person who listed more...

Personally, I thought this battle was absolute fire, and one of the best to bless the site for some time. Props to both... Now I dunno exactly how I can give a long speech on this... but I preferred Jehu's verse as it attacked MORE, with the fetish theme constant. Hanging was sicker, which was always gonna be the case -and did cram more fetishes in there - but didn't even meet the line limit, and I know you been busy but considering the time given you shoulda at least got two more lines in there... Aside from that, if I were to categorise it, multis, flow and punch all go to Jehu. Wordplay is much closer, because it's about how you played on the buzzwords in the battle, i.e., the sex fetishes. I liked the way Jehu approached this, and I didn't expect him to come that good, but Hanging just came with a different but equally sickening approach... I also liked the lil bits of alliteration you used.

I can't decide which to go with, in theory by "categories" Jehu would win - and I did enjoy it more - but I'ma do the bar calculation thing... I prefer to look at the spit as a whole but fuck it... I've just written all of that whilst deciding and I'm not gonna let it go to waste 'cuz I can't decide...

Jehu: 8.4
Hanging: 8.43

Close as fuck...

VOTE: Hanging

. . . Now who said they fuckin' with me?
They just said that FUCKIN' with me
They didn't mean it
Nah . . .
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ta.

anybody?
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I'll vote later today, at lunch...

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Nice battle. It's hard to have a decent flow when you have to rattle off shit like asphyxiation, but the both of you pulled it off well. I'm not voting in categories, because I think that in most cases of topical battles, it can't be necessarily categorized and show the true result, especially in a battle this close. If this disqualifies my vote, I will try to quanitify my vote somehow, but I'm a fair voter...

Having said all that, I think flow as a whole was on point for both. At times with both, it seemed like just listing terms and trying hard to rhyme them, but it is more than acceptable considering the topic and concept at hand. Jehu's verse seemed a little more of a battle rap, interweaving clever little jabs at and about hanGing throughout the course of his verse, whilst hanGing went for being more poetic, and a little more indirest with his punches. I saw that "it's not pedophilia if the kid is dead" on a T-shirt before, but that line gives me a chuckle. At any rate, I enjoyed both verses, but Jehu's was clicking more for me, and he had a bit more humour, which I love in a battle. Good job both, but there can only be one winner...

VOTE: King Jehu


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I'm a fair voter... blah... blah... blah...

Jewho?... weak openening and closing bars... but the rest was ok...  It read like a regular battle-spit... but incorporated sexual fetishes into direct punches... which were good...

HanGing... sick imagery in places...  Punches were not as direct... but were more consistent...

Vote: HanGing...

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PorteX is a sick lyricist blah, blah, blah... K.O.

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Wrong battle... but thanks for trying... cuz u can...

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I was referring to the four KO's on my mantle between you and TampaX. And for the record - I wasn't trying.

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Fantastic...  Print them out so your mother can stick them on the fridge...

Your grandma will give you extra pocket money next time she rises from the grave to see you...

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It's already up there. I sent your mom one, too. Is it on the fridge yet?

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