Text Battle Archive: King Jehu vs HanGing Topic - Sex Fetishes |
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King Jehu
Veteran Joined: 23 January 2004 Status: Offline Points: 6088 Crew: Renegades Text Rank: #4 Stats: 54-18-1 Form: WLWWWL |
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Posted: 15 September 2004 at 5:48pm |
ok, 3-0 KO
first to 5 wins. Crew votes allowed if you say so Bullshit voters will be tortured with burning pokers and sodomized with tequilasunrise's body. lines: 16-24 I'll spit in less than 4 hours |
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King Jehu
Veteran Joined: 23 January 2004 Status: Offline Points: 6088 Crew: Renegades Text Rank: #4 Stats: 54-18-1 Form: WLWWWL |
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Short verse, I don't need long conversation kid,
Cause Your attention is short, like asian dicks You'll get raped like you're in prison, my dicktion is full of dissing Engage in Watersports on your skill, and I don't mean olympic pissing No competition, I knew you were goth, but not that you were that gay You're so full of shit, you must've gotten hungry during scat play Dirty Sanchez and pearl necklace plus I hit this man with jism I'll squeeze you till you need diapers like you're into infantilism Fuck infected satanist chicks with dicks, yell out specific curses I've already killed you, but my verses have necrophillic urges In school he was known for wearing skintight leather suits in the class and Fuck giving a foot job, I'll shove my boot up your ass More pain than pleasure for you when I tie you up and spank you I've got dirt on u, you like mysophilia, Seņor told me. Thanks dude! Beastiality? Depends... are you a vet or a sick cat? Erotic asphixyation? nah, I'll stop your breath with a quick jab Cause even if you burned be and only ashes remain I'll regenerate my body & fuck n dismember your frame * (Amputeeism) Expect the champ to win cause hanGing's sucking at this I'm Miachel Jackson or R.Kelly the way I'm fucking this kid *pearl necklace=cum around your neck Dirty Sanchez=when a guy puts fingers in a girl's ass and then puts her shit on her upper lips like a moustache List of fetishes used midget fetish Asian fetish raping fetish pissing fetish Scat play (shit used in sexual acts) Infantilism (acting like a baby and wearing diapers in sexual acts) Necrophilia (fucking dead ppl. HanGing wrote about that b4) Podophilia (foot fetish) Spanking fetish Mysophilia (being aroused by dirt and dirty sorroundings) zoophilia (beastiality) Erotic asphixyation Amputeeism Pedophilia I think I missed one or two... but whatever |
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XXplosive
Superior Member Joined: 20 December 2003 Status: Offline Points: 2330 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 23-41-1 Form: LNLLLL |
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damn!!!!! sick as fuck!!! i cant wait for hanging' verse! well done jehu! |
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hanGing
Veteran Not to be Fucked With. Joined: 28 October 2003 Status: Offline Points: 5008 Text Rank: #8 Stats: 30-10-6 Form: NNWLNL |
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nice.. i'll reply tonight.. could have been more outrageous tho
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hanGing
Veteran Not to be Fucked With. Joined: 28 October 2003 Status: Offline Points: 5008 Text Rank: #8 Stats: 30-10-6 Form: NNWLNL |
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i havent forgotten dude..
i just been ill... |
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King Jehu
Veteran Joined: 23 January 2004 Status: Offline Points: 6088 Crew: Renegades Text Rank: #4 Stats: 54-18-1 Form: WLWWWL |
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No problem man.
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King Jehu
Veteran Joined: 23 January 2004 Status: Offline Points: 6088 Crew: Renegades Text Rank: #4 Stats: 54-18-1 Form: WLWWWL |
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hanGing
Veteran Not to be Fucked With. Joined: 28 October 2003 Status: Offline Points: 5008 Text Rank: #8 Stats: 30-10-6 Form: NNWLNL |
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ahem..
I hear rumours, you sucked a bitch with cancerous tumors hollowed out corpses itch when you fuck the femurs suggestive submissive handcuffed by an octogenarian permissive piss sucking from freshly lynched carrion Jehu teabagging children, while mice bite at his head Safe in the thought,not a peado if the child is dead.. you deflower the pure in front of mirrors of mist Pop next door, take an enema, then take a bikers fist. You prefer young girls, as you live so acomoclitic But you pay old men? no wonder you non gender specific? so limp dicked, you couldnt satisfy blind Satyriasis' you grin when they begin to tear your rectum and bite in places fuck you on crosses, caress your eyes, devise ways of torture Branded and whipped, burnt to a crisp, sexual scorcher (i know 14 lines - but the list of fetishes are...) cancer fetish necrophilia amputeeism fucking hollowed out objects Submissive sex bondage asphyxiation beastaliy paedophillia teabagging fetish Parthenophilia - fetish of breaking women in ... Spectrophilia - mirror fetish enemas.. fisting acomoclitic- fetish of hairlessness Alphmegamia 0 liking old men satyriasis - nymphomania anal fetishes Odaxelagnia - biting fetish Hierophilia - fetish of crosses Oculophilia/ Oculolinctus - fetish of the eyes and erotic branding there is a fetish of being burned alive - but i cant remember the fuckig name of it... |
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XXplosive
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Damn hot battle, heres my vote.. Punches: Even Jehu Nice verse, The punches were there, Nice multis and wordplay, The verse was kept pretty much on topic throughout, Good structure, humour, i lost the flow so far through but..nice sick verse. Hanging Yet again nice verse, Loved the imagination you put into this verse, your one twisted fuck..You had punches which i felt equaled jehus, Your flow was on piont and your vocablary was excellent, very sick..enjoyed reading! Last Words This was very close i feel, Jehus verse was longer but hanging included more fetishes in a smaller verse, Pretty hard t pick a winner in this battle because both verses were sick. Vote Because this is a "topical" battle im gonna go with hanging, Simply because he included more fetishes and included nothing much else in his verse. As i said its hard to decide as it was so close. Very well donr to both. |
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hanGing
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any more?
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-Orion-
Veteran Joined: 08 April 2004 Location: DisturbinLondon Status: Offline Points: 9598 Crew: Renegades Text Rank: #1 Stats: 90-4-1 Form: WWWWNW |
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I don't like the idea of listing fetishes at the bottom, 'cuz it's gonna tip off the voters to vote for the person who listed more... Personally, I thought this battle was absolute fire, and one of the best to bless the site for some time. Props to both... Now I dunno exactly how I can give a long speech on this... but I preferred Jehu's verse as it attacked MORE, with the fetish theme constant. Hanging was sicker, which was always gonna be the case -and did cram more fetishes in there - but didn't even meet the line limit, and I know you been busy but considering the time given you shoulda at least got two more lines in there... Aside from that, if I were to categorise it, multis, flow and punch all go to Jehu. Wordplay is much closer, because it's about how you played on the buzzwords in the battle, i.e., the sex fetishes. I liked the way Jehu approached this, and I didn't expect him to come that good, but Hanging just came with a different but equally sickening approach... I also liked the lil bits of alliteration you used. I can't decide which to go with, in theory by "categories" Jehu would win - and I did enjoy it more - but I'ma do the bar calculation thing... I prefer to look at the spit as a whole but fuck it... I've just written all of that whilst deciding and I'm not gonna let it go to waste 'cuz I can't decide... Jehu: 8.4 Close as fuck... VOTE: Hanging |
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They just said that FUCKIN' with me They didn't mean it Nah . . . |
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hanGing
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ta.
anybody? |
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BiggStankDogg
Veteran Joined: 22 May 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1832 Crew: Renegades Text Rank: #7 Stats: 35-8-0 Form: LLWWWW |
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I'll vote later today, at lunch...
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Fear the Bow of the Silent Archer |
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BiggStankDogg
Veteran Joined: 22 May 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1832 Crew: Renegades Text Rank: #7 Stats: 35-8-0 Form: LLWWWW |
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Nice battle. It's hard to have a decent flow when you have to rattle off shit like asphyxiation, but the both of you pulled it off well. I'm not voting in categories, because I think that in most cases of topical battles, it can't be necessarily categorized and show the true result, especially in a battle this close. If this disqualifies my vote, I will try to quanitify my vote somehow, but I'm a fair voter... Having said all that, I think flow as a whole was on point for both. At times with both, it seemed like just listing terms and trying hard to rhyme them, but it is more than acceptable considering the topic and concept at hand. Jehu's verse seemed a little more of a battle rap, interweaving clever little jabs at and about hanGing throughout the course of his verse, whilst hanGing went for being more poetic, and a little more indirest with his punches. I saw that "it's not pedophilia if the kid is dead" on a T-shirt before, but that line gives me a chuckle. At any rate, I enjoyed both verses, but Jehu's was clicking more for me, and he had a bit more humour, which I love in a battle. Good job both, but there can only be one winner... VOTE: King Jehu |
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Senor Perfecto
Veteran 1st Battle Winner! AM I 'ECK Joined: 18 October 2003 Location: Manchester Status: Offline Points: 3272 Crew: XFade: Phoenix Text Rank: #6 Stats: 66-36-2 Form: WLWLWL |
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I'm a fair voter... blah... blah... blah... Jewho?... weak openening and closing bars... but the rest was ok... It read like a regular battle-spit... but incorporated sexual fetishes into direct punches... which were good... HanGing... sick imagery in places... Punches were not as direct... but were more consistent... Vote: HanGing... Adios... |
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BiggStankDogg
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PorteX is a sick lyricist blah, blah, blah... K.O.
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Senor Perfecto
Veteran 1st Battle Winner! AM I 'ECK Joined: 18 October 2003 Location: Manchester Status: Offline Points: 3272 Crew: XFade: Phoenix Text Rank: #6 Stats: 66-36-2 Form: WLWLWL |
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Wrong battle... but thanks for trying... cuz u can... Adios... |
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BiggStankDogg
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I was referring to the four KO's on my mantle between you and TampaX. And for the record - I wasn't trying. Sayonara Muchacha... |
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Senor Perfecto
Veteran 1st Battle Winner! AM I 'ECK Joined: 18 October 2003 Location: Manchester Status: Offline Points: 3272 Crew: XFade: Phoenix Text Rank: #6 Stats: 66-36-2 Form: WLWLWL |
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Fantastic... Print them out so your mother can stick them on the fridge... Your grandma will give you extra pocket money next time she rises from the grave to see you... Adios... |
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BiggStankDogg
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It's already up there. I sent your mom one, too. Is it on the fridge yet?
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