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    Posted: 17 March 2004 at 5:12pm
Aight, max 64 lines
Min 4
No hate, crew, or D/R votes
5 wins or 3-0 KO
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OK, Luckily, I save my favorite LA verses (mine and other ppl's) in my computer. I was gonna save yours, but when I got on to do that and check how I was doin against you, the site crashed. Hopefully you have your verse. I have your verse against mc oldschool saved on my computer cause I though it was good. You spit the same verse as before. Enough with the disclaimer. Here goes my verse. I think you'd be hesitant to use your old verse, seing how I was ahead in the voting... 3-0. I made some changes. I hope you like it.


You looked so very gangsta in your little avatar pictures
Read the bible closely, you can see I'm in the scriptures
I've been murdering bitches since before you was a pup
I'm so violent god had to censor me... read up
You can't classify me, I'm the boss with hustle
Harder to figure out than a crossword puzzle
I'ma take Illa's braids and hand him by his afro
I'm sadistic, not a fag, so stop showing me your asshole
Illa beat me once, but then he took me too lightly
I'm a heavyweight, you're too skinny and weak to ever fight me
I already flipped you backwards, ILLA-->ALLI, YNOT-->TONY
Bring your ppl to this site so you get votes from all your homies
I see so much dickriding on LA these days...
P-man sed Illa "blew me in 80 ways so he made me gay"
you make me say that foul play must've gone on
Perfecto and me both had you beat before you could respond
I'm fond of breaking shit down, I read it and speak it
You're wordplay and punches are good... your rhymes? weak shit
I sed max 64 lines but I ain't going that far
I'll leave you drinking to forget this loss when I beat you with bars
I'll split you appart like the titanic they called unsinkable
Like Illa losing to Jehu, it would've been seen as unthinkable
But shit ch-ch-ch-changes like the David Bowie song
Like when LA ppl have beef then start getting along
Your lack of inate skills have made you wish you
wasn't as dirty and shitty as bathroom tissue
You read my shit and think damn, this kid's got issues
But you just mad cause I hit you with better hits when I diss you
Turns out your toy gun didn't kill, glad you threw it away
Nothing Iller than you condom-less while screwing the gays
I know you wanna rap, but you'll only be a computer engineer
quit rap, I'd call you a straight shooter but you're queer

This is my outro. What's it about tho? yo I don't know
I'm done beating this fool, I could do it twice in a row
So let this be a callout to a next one, let's go
and you could be my next KO till I catch up to perfecto

I explained my verse the last time, and tho this is a bit different, take it for what is is. If you don't get it, don't vote.

::pees::

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yo yo.....

check it!

i aint gon write a fuckin essy cus i dont need 2!
u comin at me with windows raps cus ya shits easy to see thru
and my rhymes are worth every penny like lawyers in suits
this battles like a war-ground so imma have to lace up my boots
cus jehu's focused on tryna get da illsta koed
but dis battle kinda resembles his face cus he will get moled
imagine that u tryna be da first ever to diss-miss me
but im hotter than u jehu....ya lyrics barly kiss me
u cant flipp words homie u only good at flippin pancakes
and u got as much variety...flavor and taste as a ball ov branflakes
u just da baby to da site imma leave u with a smacked bottom
yo this yanky boy be comin at me soft....like 'candy' or 'cotton' (cotton-candy)
and ya ass is still red raw from da first time.....i whoooooped it
and yo mom was a chicken wid feathers...then i came and plucked it
yo i might aswell keep a gun with me when i rap cus i flow with heat
yo dese l.a members aint kangaroo's but i still got em jumpin outta thur seats
wow u sayin im da 'titanic' when im really da 'ghost ship'
cus i spit da supernatural scare da hell outta ya run outta da house shit!
yeah ive done it......i did it.....i beat yo ass before and again
im da 'westside connection' smokin a spliff right next to 'big ben'
but still u couldnt beat me if u were me and i were u....
cus id still chew threw da same hole i chew thru to beat u 2(think about it)
yo them last 2 lines just made u look average to me
cus i be bringing crazy lines that most peeps find hard to see
but back to da punches and uppercuts i was threwin a sec ago
cus im da type ov nasty bastard that would kick a leper yo!
this it im done....
because u dont derserve a finish with me mentionin ya name
cus u lame...u a nobody....i forgot u already wow what da fucks yo name?? 

 










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Yo...Illa is nice as shyt man...I first read one of his joints thinkin he wack...but you nice as shyt man...I was feelin ya wordplay a lot yo, Jehu came strong in dis one...but I'm thinkin Illa got dis by far...

Vote: Illa

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ayo that was a nice battle

maybe one of tha best i seen

but illas wordplay did it fo me

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aite good battle jehu feelin ya shit dogg some good punches in there aint gunna quote on either cus theres just to much illa nice word play as always but jehu got u on this 1

vote: jehu

       
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yo....

thanx fo da votes

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nice battle i like that

illa had nice words

but i think king jehu had harder punches

vote: king jehu

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2-2.. nice battle doggs...

uppin

all my life ave been tryin to defy whats wrong and whats right, i jus hope now producing, can sequence my life.....
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Ok gud battle again ILLA came with his as always dope wordplay but King came with hard 'n' strong punches 'n' nice flow i felt ILLA droped in places, couldent realli understand the punch or flow to follow it 'n' King had sum filla but gud battle again from both Mc's

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3-2 OK

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im just readin ya vote tec........u sayin i dropped in places!??
where did i drop then u gotta explain cus i dont think i dropped anywhere
and if u dont understand bits ov my rhymes cus its too complexed fo ya then why did u vote???

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Dont cry cuz some one voted against ya all LA battlers do is winge about votes against them for fucks sake u want me to explain ok...

and my rhymes are worth every penny like lawyers in suits
this battles like a war-ground so imma have to lace up my boots
...WTF pure filla from illa lol ur start bored me...

u just da baby to da site imma leave u with a smacked bottom...Got me laffin that u couldent even find a gud punch or even sum more filla...

and yo mom was a chicken wid feathers...then i came and plucked it...wen was u battlin his mum? i dident relise she was a battler too...more filla from illa...

Now there is sum explainin i could do more but i prefured Kings spit...
ILLA i aint no hater i am votin on which verse i prefured if u dont like ma vote then i wont vote atall on any fuckin battle...

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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote hectic379 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 March 2004 at 10:46am

wass up ppl i think tha both battles wer really good but i think illa had the upper hand in this battle i thought his rhyme's wer good and so to was his complex but nothing against yours jehu it was good but i think illa wass betta

vote illa

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3-3... This is what a true battle looks like

like we sed, this one was gonna be a close one.

Nominee for "Battle of the Month" Poll commin up for the month of march.

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oh fosho king dope battle..........

u obviously dont understand filler tec.....and i can take votes against me easy
its about time i got beat anyhow........

but let me explain my lines beacuse obviously u dont get em and u dont kno what filler is...
1st ov all 'filler' lines are lines with no meanin u just shove them in to carry on ya verse.....

the 'my lines are worth every penny' line.....
if u every get in sum deep shit and u about to get locked away u need to buy an expensive lawler to get u off with dat shit.....and say if an mc had beef but couldnt diss da guy he could call me and pay me to take him out.....its called 'wordplay' homie!

the 'dis battle is a war-ground' line.........
is referrin to da rumours ov me getin koed last time........so it was gonna be a tight battle (a war) ima have to lace up my boots and give it my all
again 'wordplay homie!

i cant arsed explaining every line u picked in detail but in defo aint filler
da 'momma line' brings comedy to my rhyme and da 'baby line' is a reference to da fact im an older member than him........so if u dont understand homie dont vote....peace











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lol u jus wasted alot ov typin lol


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naw i just proved u wrong bitch!

uppin.........

lets wrap dis up











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ok ILLA man no hate between us ur right 'n' i got my veiws that King one ova...

Uppin for votes...



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i like this battle it has abit off every thing init but king jehu had more in his verse disses 'n' flow and i was feeling it more

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