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    Posted: 18 March 2004 at 12:15pm

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No hate, dickriding, crew votes
first to 5 or 3-0 KO wins it

...may the best reign...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 March 2004 at 1:04pm

Tec's flows in text are complex to beat weaker foes
Damn right his verse is hot, he wrote it a week ago!
I come tongue wisting, turning tables, tec's in trouble
Taking this shit talking tot to hell, and tho I've lost a couple
I won't let tec have more that that, this win's mine
Let G*man return to prevent the KO just in time
When I aim at tec and the guns pop, the fun stops
How can the fakest, softest "rapper" have the numba 1 spot?!
TeC's missing a testicle... one of them was stabbed
The other 8 were flesh wounds? awww, what a lucky lad!
I'm making tec run like he's Forrest Gump
he has no dick left because P-Man tore his stump
He didn't have much dick to begin with, it's sad...
Tec dropped the 9th cause he couldn't measure up to his dad!
and he felt all 9 inches violate him as a child****
Now his flashbacks as an incest victim keep driving him wild
So bare with this for a while, he's been through enough
He's psychologically fucked up cuz thinks that he's tough
Don't diss him for what he says, he really loves Illa!
He wishes he could hug Illa, then he sez fuck Illa...
He has never seen an opponent to mean, since he called me queen
I joined the Rule team and now blow out much needed steam,
KO'ed 6 in a row, but tec thinks he can win this battle
I ain't gay but he wouldn't beat me if I bent down... and handed you a paddle!

one might ask why I didn't talk to him directly
I don't speak to ppl who recycle spits just to get me
and TeChnically, I'm the better MC here, you can't keystyle
or ever bring non-dictionary-using-streetstyle


****9 inches = 22.86 centimeters

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 March 2004 at 2:45pm
nice verse but whats 22.86 cm gotta do with anything?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 March 2004 at 2:50pm

just so you know where I came from... his dad's nine inch dick...

damn, I spat some sick twisted shit

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 March 2004 at 10:35am
sorry for the delay ama spit to night dont worry i aint workin on flippin ya verse


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 March 2004 at 5:30pm

Iight Check Dis Dope Battle...

Lyrics erasing this kid King faking attempts in offending me
Straight takin’ his virginity cause getting’ raped’s the way he’ll remember me
So he’ll never be a husband if the word gets out that TeC fucked him
Nothin’ will touch him cause most sluts know where my nuttz been
Bustin’ somethin’ disgustin’ all over Jehu for confrontin’
Someone tight enough on mics to make Christ bring the 2nd comin’
So here I go, takin’ advantage of King like combining beer with hoes
You fear my flow, you ain’t even half as dope as me 9 years ago 'n' you probably weren’t even alive then
So go write a rhyme with Destiny’s Child but you’ll still find no signs in Survivin’ Kings feelin’ my theses
Killin’ his skills with the illest diseases while splittin’ his rhythm in millions of pieces
Instigate the elimination of every statement King is makin’
I have a thing for participating in rape scenes made insanely devastatin’
I’m amazed he’s sustainin’ the amount of hits that he’s been takin’
Waitin’ till his mainframe begins breakin’ which eventually caves in
Case Jehus in sound waves found to be loud 'n’ ground shakin’
Vibrate tectonic plates now taking down surroundin’ foundations
Remainin' local, while I'm blowing up the whole globe
"But no cigar" is given, didn't even make it to "so-close"
I confuse you're music with mucus producing those nose blows
You're Dead Lines are like mystery Dates on the Love Boat Show
I could get Stoned, spit old posts 'n' leave ya new ones froze Cold
Once I steal his mo-jo he will receive no-votes
Scared to death of me, screamin’, looking like his own pho-to
Which was the one shown before reported missing once TeC flowed
Think you're Jesse Ventura? I wrote letters to editors
King blaintantly can’t see cloaked mc's hence TeC the Predator
Red his militant get up with spit embedded berretas for
Gettin’ credited nothin’ less than a adolescent competitor
Blind Kings mind and eyes, with styles breakin' the retina
While my rhymes Unite punchlines like the States of America...


If u dont no who Jesse Ventura is plz hav a quick read 'n' find out before u vote...
http://www.politicsonline.com/jv/ hav a quick look there its only a few lines to read...(wen lookin at the site notice in the paragraph "Internet to attract young voters" lil things like dat all count for the diss)...

TeC Out...



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 March 2004 at 5:38pm
Looks like a Battle of the Month nominee... what ya'll think?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 March 2004 at 6:54pm
Votes Plz...


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 March 2004 at 4:57am

vote king jehu

better wordz play but tec had better randomness G1

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 March 2004 at 7:08am

Do u know wat ur ona about? if u see this jus explain that in more depth plz...

0-1 Jehu keep votin...



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 March 2004 at 8:25am

ok.........

jehu....
flowed nice
came nice with strong punches aimed at tec........
a well structured verse with a lil comedy in 2 and also sum very strong personals

tec.....
didnt flow as nice.....but had strong multis and wordplay
had little comedy and no personals

overall:
i value word-play as u know.....but i value streetstyle even more
so when i saw tec's spit........jehu last 2bars won it fo me

so vote:jehu











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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 March 2004 at 8:28am
Uppin cumon peeps i dont deserve to be KO'ed...


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 March 2004 at 11:32am

that was 1 of tha best battles ive seen  

jehu nice flow, punches and wordplay

i think wat illa said is true, them last 2 lines werr dope

but tec nice verse, good flow, but no punches realy 

vote: jehu

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 March 2004 at 11:40am

ok

this was good!

King: nice verse , good wordplay, flow and punches keep it up

Tec: Nice but King had Punches that hit you down son! flowed good , nice ryhme overall but king takes this!

Vote: King Jehu

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 March 2004 at 11:51am

hahahaha 4-0 ko WTF........

 

all my life ave been tryin to defy whats wrong and whats right, i jus hope now producing, can sequence my life.....
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