Text Battle Archive: -Orion- vs ILLA

• 2 rounds
• 10 bars per round
• Votes from any accepted, must be explained
• 5 = KO, 7 = win
• Max 24hrs between each verse

Me first.. and no it isn't pre-written.. it's just that I wrote it before settin' the thread up...

G'luck, peace.

check this guy out....

{round 1}

(wordplay to show him how its done)

orion....i got u shakin-heavil.....like a non-wankers nutsack
so fuck-that....even if u ejectculated at me.....u still couldnt bust-back!

and im sick-an-vigorous like phaedophiles gettin thurr hands on kiddies
by-the-way...ur rank gon drop like ya numbas a droopin-tittie
and ill squash-ya-spine.....by dancin all over u like im a hundred-diddys

and ya punches are unlandable.....like ufo's...ull actually never see illa landin on the FLOOR
and when ya moms cums round to my crib..i act like santa-claus...all i scream
is 'ho ho whore'

dawg trust...u dont want-no-more....u soft like britney and i got a crew like bugsy malone
i cant believe im fuckin with pup sta-tus....u a high-class english-man...turned into hiphops fake-est

and theses people relate to me like ali....jordan....and 2pac...they relate to u on how to wank in a tube-sock!!

{round 2}

(total blastin)

yo this vigorous-spit.....splits-lips...like dicks to virgin-lips
orion-kicks..but like a baby-bitch...he chills-wid-women...when-ever attached to hoes-hips {MOTHER}

and his pretty face has-had-IT...i dip jokers like u in-acid...
like batman-back at-it?!

an take ur rap-commision...ILLA CEO ov da rap-division....geeks like u....have to ask fo MY-permission
and u MOD-ified like gays attacks-in-prison...a new tail wont let u fail like gay-capitalism

an he's sooo WACK..his flows are like LAX the way his bars be BOLD-in-CRAP

but SCOTTY this webpage has crashed...next time i klash....VIRUS-PROTECT my shit..and dont forget-that-chap!

orion dawg i DONT even UNDASTAND ya spit.... u spittin non-directive pointless and hopeless diss

cus dis cambridge posh-cat loves graspin on sum-dick.....claimin-he-thug?? what??! i thought cambridge-was-rich??!
so get-lost..u a disgace to rap-bitch.....intellectual knowledge in here....gets u wrecked-and-split!

peace da illsta

lol.......
damn u are wack son

check-it.....

lol.......
damn u are wack son

check-it.....

{round 1 wordplay-wizard}

YO he may be indian...but im Osama...throwin words-like-planes...i-bring-death
and ya texts suffercated....like i grab letter-necks....and squeezed out every-last-breath

so i changed his religion! he now a christian...not a muslim cus i crucified ALL skriptz
wiped-him-clean...like his spit was pampers...and tossed-him-a-loss like every1 did to a-clipz

and whats wid clonin syms-style.....damn u stooped-low.....copyin da evil....'ya fakeness gotta go!

suls-prewritten.....illa-stricken.....his flows-bitten....and like kittens i give dis cat 1-good-LICKIN!
and ill pull feathers off this bird...decapi-tate his beak...stand over him and say'now whose da chicken'!

but dawg ur style isnt hiphop...u slang like RoCk....when im HEAVY..and my METAL-pops

so like nikey 'jus do it'.....play wid ya gay-emotions...experiment with guys...wid 5tubs-ov-lotion
so ORION-PROMOTION.....FAGS-WANTED!...to bang balls so hard....his nuts hav DISTORTION

yo like RAP-tor.....imma eat his neck...and rip flesh out...so he gains-my-respect
and my punches got-u-decked....and ya multi's hurt my nose...they be stankin-like-sweat!

so imma keep blastin-dis-bastard..till SUL's white like-he-plastered...
illa da natural-di-saster.....orions life got-answered....he dies tonite...CUS his spit cant-RANSON

so like wizardz-i-hit...allah-kazam-dis-bitch...ex-SPELL posh-spice with DIS acidic-spit

u aint jehu....u cant beat-da-master....id-snap-ya-back...like old ladies....fallin-over with-cancer

now what!?! perfecto-and-jehu.....gon shit-on-u like em and d12....u fuckin book-mark...ur done..ur shelved!

so ill leave u CUT everywhere...then comes orion SEASONIN...salt-and-peppa in the wounds to help the breathe-en-in
dickriders-be-gievin..CAMPain-to-GAY-rights....after his ass-stops-bleedin...
but wid these lefts-and-rights......its like my punches-be-steerin...and this aint close this muthafuckin clear-win

peace da illsta

votes!!

now as you know i always vote on punches, and wordplay..

and this is a fucking hard battle to decide -
i feel that punch wise ILLA hurt more apart from the line that raptor higlighted..

wordplay - Orion took this just - bit more creativity but again only just..

Er fuck..

damn close..

ILLA shades it.. just. Mainly on the consistency of the whole thing.





Edited by hanGing

I liked this line from orion - "I move cold as ice, heat-seek can't detect it"

and this one""Flash quick rhymes" leave you in epileptic fits"

This line from Illa - "by-the-way...ur rank gon drop like ya numbas a droopin-tittie".

and this one - "an he's sooo WACK..his flows are like LAX the way his bars be BOLD-in-CRAP"

Tyte.

First glance leave's Orions with more constant punches while illa had more filler'z and less plausable effect.

And this from Orion'z second verse - "SHATTERED-SHARDS-of-GLASS, almost as broken as your FUCKED-FLOW-SPITS
Corpse rolls INTO-THE-GRASS, LAST-LAUGH is mine, ENJOY-THE-DOLE-TRIP"

and the following -"SMASHED-YO'-RECORD-DEAL, tighten WIRES-ROUND-YO'-NECK, ENGRAVE THE MIC IN YO' SKULL
DRAG-YO'-FACE along the switchboard, still "PUSHIN' WRONG BUTTONS" an' you STILL-DULL".

Tyte flavour on that last one .

and this - "ANXIOUS-WIT'-DREAD
SQUEEZE-n'-POP yo' neck between the LEGS of YO' HOSPITAL-BED". - NYCE!!!!.

Man this one by illa is my favourite from this battle - "YO he may be indian...but im Osama...throwin words-like-planes...i-bring-death
and ya texts suffercated....like i grab letter-necks....and squeezed out every-last-breath

so i changed his religion! he now a christian...not a muslim cus i crucified ALL skriptz
wiped-him-clean...like his spit was pampers...and tossed-him-a-loss like every1 did to a-clipz".

This one was alright - "so like nikey 'jus do it'.....play wid ya gay-emotions...experiment with guys...wid 5tubs-ov-lotion
so ORION-PROMOTION.....FAGS-WANTED!...to bang balls so hard....his nuts hav DISTORTION" - Made me laugh - good one.

I had to mention this - "so like wizardz-i-hit...allah-kazam-dis-bitch...ex-SPELL posh-spice with DIS acidic-spit" - Really nyce ryme style wiyth enjoyable content.

final analysis:

Orion'z first 2 good flow'z make up for Illa'z first filler verse and Illa'z really good second verse.

Illa I would give it to you if you came on the first verse like you did on the second but you should'nt have rushed it or whatever you did that fucked it.

Regardless Illa'z second flow nearly took out Orion'z 2 verse'z with one spit - Much prop'z but you can't b that slack brah, you let me down man.

Vote - Orion.

 

So far 3-1 orion'z way.

I wanna see who the winner is c'mon vote peep'z, 1.

wot a fucking battle... illa u still dope man caz i aint seen much of ur stuff l8ly but that was gd form, Orion anotha great spit an jus by such a close margin pipped illa here,

Illa u had great personals, an tha vocab was out of this world, im takin notes here.. Orion you had better a better flow to urs and tha multis were jus a bit better than illa's, i think tha pucnhes were quite even both very good came fast an hard hittin,

But ima vote orion because his flowed better

orions .. didnt do his best here, his wordplay and punches in the first round sorta gabbed on, and punches were at quite weak for u. still u didnt do nethin wrong lyrically ie. multi's, flow. vocab, all gud shit, , ya 2nd round was aite but not ur average shit...all round u should of came with more sick punches and less filler, for example your  buzzer line and i thought we were tight mayne bit,wasnt reall a dis to illa. this is the only downfall to your verses

illa: came with the stronger battle verses all round, everyline he threw a dis at orion, with gud personals/punches, his multis was jus as gud as orions , the only reason illa gets my vote is becuase he had the stronger 1st round...

vote: illa

J-Dash-P said you lost it 'cuz of your first verse, not your second.

I thought Raptor's was OK.. he gave examples at least, but if you want him to explain it more I'm happy to cancel it till he does.

Peace

ok, here it goes,

Punches: Illa

Multis: Orion

Wordplay: Illa

Flow: Orion

Structure: Illa

Imagination: Orion

Personals: Illa 

Vote: Illa

Good verse(s) by both Illa's killer puches were matched by Orion's Killer multi's, once again great flow by both, well done