R2-B2) U.N.L.M vs G-Pfeif
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Forum Name: Textual Torture
Forum Description: The 8th Text Tournament, winner: 2smooth
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Printed Date: 27 March 2026 at 4:02am
Topic: R2-B2) U.N.L.M vs G-Pfeif
Posted By: Scotty32
Subject: R2-B2) U.N.L.M vs G-Pfeif
Date Posted: 08 September 2007 at 5:51pm
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20 lines First to 5 or 3KO Crew Votes Allowed ALL Votes MUST be explained Vote swaying will be deleted Only Verses and Votes allowed, all else will be removed. No bitching, use the thread provided if you cant make the deadline see me BEFORE the deadline or you'll be treated as a no-show all verses must be in by: Friday 14th September 2007 at 23:59 GMT (thats UK Time, so dont try an claim "Time Difference" as an excuse) theres no "you spit first", all verses have the same deadline so dont wait for your opponent. DO NOT POST YOUR VERSE. PM your verse to me! if you have problems PM'in it to me, my email address is in my profile, so Server Errors are not a valid excuse Votes will last for 1 week from when the verses are posted. -------------  |
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Posted By: Scotty32
Date Posted: 15 September 2007 at 5:45am
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UNLM: Good Luck to Pfeif
Hope This Battle Turns Out Dope...
Expos:
*Brett Farve has the record for most consecutive Games Played(GP)
**GPA=Grade Point Average
Ya alive? go hide back in asylum and watch your key be beat Like breaking "Farve's legs", i'm ending GP's streak* Ya rhymes? weak, get a ghost writer you damn pansy Only time we thrilled by someone from Maryland is with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Clancy" rel="nofollow - Tom Clancy My verse like a "cell" while yours "splinter" tryin to scar me Since ya won't be on most voter's eyes like the Green Party Ya skills far from me so don't think ya won just hold ya joy Cause only time Pfeif steppin on "U" is dancin to forum_posts.asp?TID=12912" rel="nofollow - souja boy "YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU" Bring ya toys, cause this L will be official and g will pay Since closet thing to 'schoolin me' is his initials in GPA** Give me a break this kid gonna lose, he ain't bustin me He fake, i'm 'makin him a joke' so people know i'm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Gee" rel="nofollow - Dustin G(ee) Must see how his played shit leave him on course to Mars Like 'scientists watchin rollercoasters', see how much http://library.thinkquest.org/J001403/gforce.htm" rel="nofollow - 'G-force' in bars Won't get far, Dal n' Mack won't talk when their homie fail Only time he got banging "stuff of the dome" is with a Ponytail! Admitted ya stuff got no "quality" just quanity you fat fart He'll get denied and knocked like with his girl, she musta been "smart" Ya got no heart man, stuff ya down for breakfeast and lunch Since 'copyin recipies online' only time ya have http://www.floras-hideout.com/drrecipes/recipes.php?page=drrecipes&data=k-p/Mexican_Sunrise_Punch" rel="nofollow - a 'nice mexican punch G-Pfeif: ***the replacents was a movie about replacement football players during
a strike... Barry bonds plays baseball and hits homeruns all the
time... Jiffy is an american brand of Peanut Butter**** You nothin but an alternate, so how the fuck could you move me? last time i paid attention to THE REPLACEMENT(s), i was watchin a movie watch as i school thee... U Not Like Me, so im harmin this guy When im done wit ya, ya name stands for U Now Look Marginalized U's got stars in his eyes, he never battled a Pro like me Up against Pfeif... Now you somethin that a Ho might be (FUCKED) This whole fights keyed, but youd think id been plannin for weeks to have you like Bush's aproval rating... damaged by speech I lost the last two tourneys... but I plan to get this one surely I got you this round and thought... "Damn, Christmas come early" I crushed Kay in Rd. 1, now this dude's head'll split too Man this tourney's more "One Sided" than a two-headed nickel you bet its simple, UNLM can get dropped in some seconds I coulda won with a word, cuz you flopped in a sentence Im like a shot to the fences, a bomb... you a swing and a miss you couldnt knock me out with Bonds swingin ya fists im bringin ya fits, my verse is Hot, urs looks iffy after me your flow's stagnant... my flow's nuts like the Jiffy Factory U made it to round two, now im gonna have to start banging been walkin to ya death since round one, since your in for a HANGING ------------- |
Posted By: sparta
Date Posted: 15 September 2007 at 1:18pm
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If I'm not allowed to vote on the battles you can scrap this UNLM... Ya alive? go hide back in asylum and watch your key be beat Like breaking "Farve's legs", i'm ending GP's streak* This is a very good opener, sets out your tone well...4/5 Ya rhymes? weak, get a ghost writer you damn pansy Only time we thrilled by someone from Maryland is with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Clancy" rel="nofollow - Tom Clancy The flow was a bit clunky but the punch was good 3.5/5 My verse like a "cell" while yours "splinter" tryin to scar me Since ya won't be on most voter's eyes like the Green Party This was alright, but had the feel of a bit of a reach to me...2.5/5 Ya skills far from me so don't think ya won just hold ya joy Cause only time Pfeif steppin on "U" is dancin to forum_posts.asp?TID=12912" rel="nofollow - souja boy Lol, this was a really nice hit...4/5 Bring ya toys, cause this L will be official and g will pay Since closet thing to 'schoolin me' is his initials in GPA** Not bad, nothing major though 3/5 Give me a break this kid gonna lose, he ain't bustin me He fake, i'm 'makin him a joke' so people know i'm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Gee" rel="nofollow - Dustin G(ee) lol! this was very good too 4/5 Must see how his played shit leave him on course to Mars Like 'scientists watchin rollercoasters', see how much http://library.thinkquest.org/J001403/gforce.htm" rel="nofollow - 'G-force' in bars The bars is a bit too tenuous, but a nice idea 3/5 Won't get far, Dal n' Mack won't talk when their homie fail Only time he got banging "stuff of the dome" is with a Ponytail! Not really working...the 2 elements of the punch arent connected...2/5 Admitted ya stuff got no "quality" just quanity you fat fart He'll get denied and knocked like with his girl, she musta been "smart" I could see what you were trying to do with it, but it didnt come off...2/5 Ya got no heart man, stuff ya down for breakfeast and lunch Since 'copyin recipies online' only time ya have http://www.floras-hideout.com/drrecipes/recipes.php?page=drrecipes&data=k-p/Mexican_Sunrise_Punch" rel="nofollow - a 'nice mexican punch Not really relevent to him, but the play was nice 2/5 G-Pfeif You nothin but an alternate, so how the fuck could you move me? last time i paid attention to THE REPLACEMENT(s), i was watchin a movie Oh fuck...thats how to open a verse...not perfect flow though but the punch was brilliant 4.5/5 watch as i school thee... U Not Like Me, so im harmin this guy When im done wit ya, ya name stands for U Now Look Marginalized Not great, rhymed nice tho 3/5 U's got stars in his eyes, he never battled a Pro like me Up against Pfeif... Now you somethin that a Ho might be (FUCKED) Propagation punch, nothign mental, laced the flow together 2.5/5 This whole fights keyed, but youd think id been plannin for weeks to have you like Bush's aproval rating... damaged by speech Good hit, nice play 3.5/5 I lost the last two tourneys... but I plan to get this one surely I got you this round and thought... "Damn, Christmas come early" Lol, pretty funny bar 3/5 I crushed Kay in Rd. 1, now this dude's head'll split too Man this tourney's more "One Sided" than a two-headed nickel This isnt really working for me, a 'flipping' in there would have made it make more sense...rhymed and flowed good 3/5 you bet its simple, UNLM can get dropped in some seconds I coulda won with a word, cuz you flopped in a sentence Filler 2/5 Im like a shot to the fences, a bomb... you a swing and a miss you couldnt knock me out with Bonds swingin ya fists Alright hit, nice rhyming/flow 3/5 im bringin ya fits, my verse is Hot, urs looks iffy after me your flow's stagnant... my flow's nuts like the Jiffy Factory Bigup, but a nice enough one 2.5/5 U made it to round two, now im gonna have to start banging been walkin to ya death since round one, since your in for a HANGING FUUUUUUCK....great finisher 5/5 UNLM- 30 G-Pfeif- 32 Really good battle here, both of you brought it solid, but the bar ratings, and my personal evaluation of this was that G-Pfeif just edged it...he had a great opener and closer and kept it tight in between... v. G-Pfeif ------------- |
Posted By: Kay B
Date Posted: 15 September 2007 at 3:53pm
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UNLM Ya alive? go hide back in asylum and watch your key be beat Like breaking "Farve's legs", i'm ending GP's streak* Dope opener Ya rhymes? weak, get a ghost writer you damn pansy Only time we thrilled by someone from Maryland is with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Clancy" rel="nofollow - Tom Clancy Nice punch My verse like a "cell" while yours "splinter" tryin to scar me Since ya won't be on most voter's eyes like the Green Party Nice Ya skills far from me so don't think ya won just hold ya joy Cause only time Pfeif steppin on "U" is dancin to forum_posts.asp?TID=12912" rel="nofollow - souja boy "YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU" LMAO funny Bring ya toys, cause this L will be official and g will pay Since closet thing to 'schoolin me' is his initials in GPA** Nice punch n personal Give me a break this kid gonna lose, he ain't bustin me He fake, i'm 'makin him a joke' so people know i'm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Gee" rel="nofollow - Dustin G(ee) Ha ha dope Must see how his played shit leave him on course to Mars Like 'scientists watchin rollercoasters', see how much http://library.thinkquest.org/J001403/gforce.htm" rel="nofollow - 'G-force' in bars hahaha Won't get far, Dal n' Mack won't talk when their homie fail Only time he got banging "stuff of the dome" is with a Ponytail! Not bad...but not brilliant fell off abit here Admitted ya stuff got no "quality" just quanity you fat fart He'll get denied and knocked like with his girl, she musta been "smart" Kinda weak whole gf leavin him concept is played out now Ya got no heart man, stuff ya down for breakfeast and lunch Since 'copyin recipies online' only time ya have http://www.floras-hideout.com/drrecipes/recipes.php?page=drrecipes&data=k-p/Mexican_Sunrise_Punch" rel="nofollow - a 'nice mexican punch Nice play but didn't hit imo...not relevant to him Overall - A decent verse started off real nice and carried it through till the end where you fell off and seemed to run out of idea's so threw in any old thing you thought of...that aside a nice verse though man. G-Pfeif: You nothin but an alternate, so how the fuck could you move me? last time i paid attention to THE REPLACEMENT(s), i was watchin a movie LMAO dope opener, hit personal was nice and it was funny watch as i school thee... U Not Like Me, so im harmin this guy When im done wit ya, ya name stands for U Now Look Marginalized Dope U's got stars in his eyes, he never battled a Pro like me Up against Pfeif... Now you somethin that a Ho might be (FUCKED) lol nice This whole fights keyed, but youd think id been plannin for weeks to have you like Bush's aproval rating... damaged by speech Nice I lost the last two tourneys... but I plan to get this one surely I got you this round and thought... "Damn, Christmas come early" This punch was ok..funny but didn't hit too hard I crushed Kay in Rd. 1, now this dude's head'll split too Man this tourney's more "One Sided" than a two-headed nickel Nice you bet its simple, UNLM can get dropped in some seconds I coulda won with a word, cuz you flopped in a sentence Meh... Im like a shot to the fences, a bomb... you a swing and a miss you couldnt knock me out with Bonds swingin ya fists Nothing too hard but it hit im bringin ya fits, my verse is Hot, urs looks iffy after me your flow's stagnant... my flow's nuts like the Jiffy Factory Self hypr U made it to round two, now im gonna have to start banging been walkin to ya death since round one, since your in for a HANGING DOPEEEE finisher Overall - Real nice verse fell off towards the end but picked it up int he last bar...dope Vote - Dope battle UNLM had a dope verse until the end, and G had a dope verse besides a couple bars....Imo G landed more punches and had the better OVERALL verse....G-Pfeif gmv -------------  |
Posted By: Fatal
Date Posted: 15 September 2007 at 4:01pm
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This was a really close battle...
UNLM: Really surprised me here, you've really upped ya game since i battled you....i see you've started to incorporate some witty wordplay into ya verses lately and i can see some simularities to my style...i jus think wit some fine tunings to ya verse wit some more aggressive wording and better flow wise, you can be pretty dope...OK, now the verse: i think that you started off fairly strong but kinda trailed off toward the end...last 3 bars were ehh to me...but overall was a nice verse...7/10 GP:
Was a nice verse here...not ya strongest but was still a good verse...had a nice mix of wordplay and personals...opener and closer were dope...the U Now Look Marginalized was kinda a stretch to me...overall really the opener and closer won this... 8/10 Overall GP takes this wit a fairly more consistant verse, i felt that the end of UN's verse kinda let down...Vote: GP
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Posted By: U.N.L.M.
Date Posted: 15 September 2007 at 4:41pm
| Ok, I forgot an expo- in my closer the mexican punch has to do wtih him having a punch in his sig about adding an L to ya like a MEXICAN city...Just to clear that up cause the votes were sayin it wasn't revelant, but dope battle G, thanks for the votes all... |
Posted By: Scotty32
Date Posted: 16 September 2007 at 7:40am
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3 KO , pfeif goes thru
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